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Topgun is Gay

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  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2007-11-25T05:21:25Z says:

    I have used these exact comments to try to explain the exact same thing about this movie.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-11-25T06:13:01Z says:

      To be an Airforce jet pilot you have to meet certain height/weight restrictions, and have a referral by a congressman to be accepted into the Academy. Oh yeah, and you have to have 20/20 vision without glasses or surgery. I requestd info from them and realized I was too tall, too heavy(200 lbs), too blind, and way too cool to fly their jets made for gnomes. Fuck you USAF!

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-11-25T06:16:33Z says:

      PS, Irish sees gayness around every corner, and in every mirror.

    • BigJohnson110
      BigJohnson110 2007-11-25T07:36:20Z says:

      Did they also mention you weren't gay enough Rolly ?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-11-25T10:01:20Z says:

      Roland, they're Naval aviators, not Air Force.

    • mathyboo
      mathyboo 2007-11-25T15:04:51Z says:

      They say there's no wrong hole in the Navy...

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-11-25T15:42:40Z says:

      i fucking hate it when people say top gun was air force. all the air force had was "iron eagle."

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-11-25T18:37:49Z says:

      Fuck you, Roland.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2007-11-25T19:39:41Z says:

      I didn't say Top Gun was USAF, just that I checked into going to the Academy.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-11-26T02:28:54Z says:

      God, all this top gun airforce stuff is gay!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-11-26T20:24:12Z says:

      You ever been in a cockpit before?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-11-26T20:44:33Z says:

      Who, me?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-11-27T17:20:52Z says:

      Cockpit is the nick name for Roland's ass.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-11-25T05:49:31Z says:

    I fucking hate this movie; most overrated ever, except maybe for Independence Day.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-11-25T10:01:30Z says:

      Great soundtrack, though.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2007-11-25T17:14:27Z says:

      Most overrated ever? You must be shitting me. There are other serious contenders for that title, like Pulp Fiction and The Big Lebowski.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-11-25T23:07:22Z says:

      Possibly one of the worst films ever committed to celluloid has just been on TV over here. XXX 2.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-11-26T01:20:58Z says:

      I think this movie was made for those fags who wank over airplanes. There's one in every highschool who thinks he's the shit because he knows what year the F-shitteen was decommissioned and if the soviet version was better and blah blah blah and he ends up working as a telemarketer and living in a dirty shithole apartment.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-11-26T20:21:01Z says:

      I think you'll find it was an F-14 Tomcat actually.





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  • espada9
    espada9 2007-11-25T06:40:23Z says:

    If Tom Cruise is gay then John Amos is black...er...nevermind.

  • cheekycov
    cheekycov 2007-11-25T10:25:49Z says:

    The Beach Volleyball scene is probably the gayest thing in this naval aviation advert.

  • STD
    STD 2007-11-25T11:45:22Z says:

    I hate Quintan Tarantino.

    • antispeziesist
      antispeziesist 2007-11-25T12:06:14Z says:

      Yeah, but his brother Quentin makes cool movies.

    • royalrexford
      royalrexford 2007-11-25T16:48:26Z says:

      Nah, even he sucks shit.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-11-25T20:39:54Z says:

      He sucked shit for Deathproof

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-11-26T08:35:08Z says:

      Ahhh, but he kicked ass in Four Rooms.

  • dik
    dik 2007-11-25T13:46:59Z says:

    what movie is the quentin tarantino part from anyway?

  • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
    SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-25T17:12:35Z says:

    I hate Quentin Tarantino.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2007-11-26T00:01:14Z says:

    who cares its just a old crappy movie.

    • maxcasual
      maxcasual 2007-11-26T02:02:37Z says:

      why is plant shit aways bears?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-11-26T02:10:49Z says:

      Plantshit is, was and always will be bears. Research before posting, please.

    • maxcasual
      maxcasual 2007-11-26T02:55:35Z says:

      My bad.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-11-26T03:01:34Z says:

      Yeah, there is an epic tale behind it.

    • maxcasual
      maxcasual 2007-11-26T05:02:00Z says:

      like lord of the rings epic?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-11-26T08:35:29Z says:

      No, Dune epic.

    • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
      SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-11-26T11:48:43Z says:

      I was thinking more along the lines of Full House epic. Bob Saget and John Stamos rules!

    • maxcasual
      maxcasual 2007-11-26T19:59:43Z says:

      Or maybe Fresh Prince epic?

  • BraveSamuel
    BraveSamuel 2007-11-26T10:37:55Z says:

    sword fighting is not gay. is sword fighting gay? like if you aren't hard.

StretchNuts
posted November 25, 2007

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