To be an Airforce jet pilot you have to meet certain height/weight restrictions, and have a referral by a congressman to be accepted into the Academy. Oh yeah, and you have to have 20/20 vision without glasses or surgery. I requestd info from them and realized I was too tall, too heavy(200 lbs), too blind, and way too cool to fly their jets made for gnomes. Fuck you USAF!
I think this movie was made for those fags who wank over airplanes. There's one in every highschool who thinks he's the shit because he knows what year the F-shitteen was decommissioned and if the soviet version was better and blah blah blah and he ends up working as a telemarketer and living in a dirty shithole apartment.
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I have used these exact comments to try to explain the exact same thing about this movie.
To be an Airforce jet pilot you have to meet certain height/weight restrictions, and have a referral by a congressman to be accepted into the Academy. Oh yeah, and you have to have 20/20 vision without glasses or surgery. I requestd info from them and realized I was too tall, too heavy(200 lbs), too blind, and way too cool to fly their jets made for gnomes. Fuck you USAF!
PS, Irish sees gayness around every corner, and in every mirror.
Did they also mention you weren't gay enough Rolly ?
Roland, they're Naval aviators, not Air Force.
They say there's no wrong hole in the Navy...
i fucking hate it when people say top gun was air force. all the air force had was "iron eagle."
Fuck you, Roland.
I didn't say Top Gun was USAF, just that I checked into going to the Academy.
God, all this top gun airforce stuff is gay!
You ever been in a cockpit before?
Who, me?
Cockpit is the nick name for Roland's ass.
I fucking hate this movie; most overrated ever, except maybe for Independence Day.
Great soundtrack, though.
Most overrated ever? You must be shitting me. There are other serious contenders for that title, like Pulp Fiction and The Big Lebowski.
Possibly one of the worst films ever committed to celluloid has just been on TV over here. XXX 2.
I think this movie was made for those fags who wank over airplanes. There's one in every highschool who thinks he's the shit because he knows what year the F-shitteen was decommissioned and if the soviet version was better and blah blah blah and he ends up working as a telemarketer and living in a dirty shithole apartment.
I think you'll find it was an F-14 Tomcat actually.
Can I interest you in timeshare?
If Tom Cruise is gay then John Amos is black...er...nevermind.
The Beach Volleyball scene is probably the gayest thing in this naval aviation advert.
I hate Quintan Tarantino.
Yeah, but his brother Quentin makes cool movies.
Nah, even he sucks shit.
He sucked shit for Deathproof
Ahhh, but he kicked ass in Four Rooms.
what movie is the quentin tarantino part from anyway?
I hate Quentin Tarantino.
who cares its just a old crappy movie.
why is plant shit aways bears?
Plantshit is, was and always will be bears. Research before posting, please.
My bad.
Yeah, there is an epic tale behind it.
like lord of the rings epic?
No, Dune epic.
I was thinking more along the lines of Full House epic. Bob Saget and John Stamos rules!
Or maybe Fresh Prince epic?
sword fighting is not gay. is sword fighting gay? like if you aren't hard.