"we're in a traffic jam, again. didn't expect otherwise, but after what happened the last time on the train(no idea what?) i'd rather avoid using it again.
i have a live connection with the traffic centre via an open channel. so i can now control the traffic signs, they're now set for 50, but we never do 50, so i'll just make it so it says 5. *changes it to 5*
people won't be happy with this, so to add little joy; a smiley, if that won't make em happy.. *adds smiley*
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we just got out of the car, and are now standing next to the highway. you've seen the speed control signs just now, but on this one, i can fit some more text.
i think i deserve a pat on the back for this. *changes text to 'mark is king :), big traffic jam people, just go home!!!'*
it would be even better to get my pic up on that sign.
does it show? can you see it?"
*gets honked at*
heheh. you pay me too much attention for being pathetic. i mean... isnt it just more pathetic to waste your time on someone you think is pathetic? im starting to think brits are dumber than amerikans
"isnt it just more pathetic to waste your time on someone you think is pathetic?" you just wasted time on me, dumbshit, so not only are you dumber dan brits and americans combined, you're also a hypocrit.
really elpiss, go and huff some more paint, dipshit.
We would go deep into the Amazon & start speaking really slowly or really loudly in an attempt to make them understand us...oh & we would point & use hand signals
Oranje is right on, every time I try to talk to my yard guy who doesn't speak much English, he's Vietnamese, I always speak really slow and enunciate as if that is gonna make him all of a sudden speak English.
looked real...the most the cops would charge you with is mischeif...pay a fine likely..unless you have a bad record or something..or unless you said "emergency stop...baby on road" and caused a big accident
Back in Dongcaster some (I assume) kids hung a sheet over the side of a footbridge that went accross a main road, it read:
*Wellcome to Doncaster*
*Please run over all pakis & puffs*
Hey points for me..I knew that was Dutch... im trying to learnthe fucking language right now..im bout to move to The Netherlands... im leaving on Thursdy...Ik ben Amerikaanse ;)
i met some american girl last saturday, she did a great job of speaking dutch.. she'd lived here for 5 years, only speaking dutch, so it was really good, but the accent gave her away.
the city...its nice to me, i know the rest of the netherlands thinks its crap. but yeh, im arriving at schiphol on thursday, leaving right after my finals tomorrow
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Comments to Traffic Sign Hacking
What'd he say Vic?
Open channel something.
Max is king.
i love my macbook
"I'm a dumbass, please take me to jail."?
that's funny, i thought it was probably gonna be german or swedish or something, but it actually *was* dutch, irish.
"we're in a traffic jam, again. didn't expect otherwise, but after what happened the last time on the train(no idea what?) i'd rather avoid using it again.
i have a live connection with the traffic centre via an open channel. so i can now control the traffic signs, they're now set for 50, but we never do 50, so i'll just make it so it says 5. *changes it to 5*
people won't be happy with this, so to add little joy; a smiley, if that won't make em happy.. *adds smiley*
-
we just got out of the car, and are now standing next to the highway. you've seen the speed control signs just now, but on this one, i can fit some more text.
i think i deserve a pat on the back for this. *changes text to 'mark is king :), big traffic jam people, just go home!!!'*
it would be even better to get my pic up on that sign.
does it show? can you see it?"
*gets honked at*
don't say i never did anything for you guys!
who reads a long thread from a teenager retard? a fag and retard.= goes to a gym
oh the guy's name is max, not mark, my bad.
elpiss, you really are just an STD
what?
..a fucking idiot too. Seriously youre just pathetic
heheh. you pay me too much attention for being pathetic. i mean... isnt it just more pathetic to waste your time on someone you think is pathetic? im starting to think brits are dumber than amerikans
sign up sign up sign up
save the queen dumbass
"isnt it just more pathetic to waste your time on someone you think is pathetic?" you just wasted time on me, dumbshit, so not only are you dumber dan brits and americans combined, you're also a hypocrit.
really elpiss, go and huff some more paint, dipshit.
or are you out of drugs(=household chemicals) again?
maybe you can stab someone in the street and take his last drop of lighterfluid.
fucking junky piece of shit.
stupid me i never said you were pathetik... so whos stupid here?
yes you have.
if i had, its my bad. when?
the other day.
i don't keep notes and dates, chris.
the question should be:" when have you not?"
why should that be the question?
elchris you wanker!! - shut up!
elchris you need to stop talking. your doucheness is proven
stupid douche
aaaaand the people have spoken
aaaaand the fags have agreed. dont get that upset grandpa. might be bad for your heart.
im havin a bad time replying here. still cause of my huts fault deja?
elchris you really need to go fuck yourself, go on and post the vid it will cheer the rest of us up
I don't think Vic is retarded, but he may be gay.
jiminy-cricket. im not saying anything, your nick is insulting enough
i think you're just really hoping that i am, irish, you closet case boy molester.
Hey hey hey, there are other boy molestors here, that do like u.
I wish I knew what he was puttin up there, but that's pretty fuckin' sweet.
see translation above.^
Pretty bold putting up a Lightbright of himself...
English mother fucker do you speak it
no, dutch, motherfucker do you speak it?
funny how these retards always expect the whole world to adjust to what they are used to.
they'd probably go deep into the amazone, meet some recently discoverd tribe, and still expect them to speak english and shake hands etc.. dumbasses.
We would go deep into the Amazon & start speaking really slowly or really loudly in an attempt to make them understand us...oh & we would point & use hand signals
vic, thats about the smartests thing you have ever said here while ive been here
uhm and this time im serious... just so you know son!
You ever going to say anything clever?
well, it's good to know we at least agree on some terms..
good? who cares. i surely dont
that was a compliment, saying that you might not be fully retarded.
How wrong, how VERY wrong you were Vic
that was a compliment... keep em to your boyfriends
LOL @ vic
Oranje is right on, every time I try to talk to my yard guy who doesn't speak much English, he's Vietnamese, I always speak really slow and enunciate as if that is gonna make him all of a sudden speak English.
Say what again I dare you
i said;
"no, dutch, motherfucker do you speak it?"
so do ya, punk?
say something in dutch i dare you
De Engelse moeder fucker u spreekt het
"the english mother fucker you speak it" ?
that's translator dutch, noobie.
niet het echte werk.
dude, Vics Dutch...that established!
just say: godverdomme,fuca. thats appropriate anytime of the day
or "potverdrie!"
"potjandorie" even..
fake. do that shit and you WILL have the powlice at your door.
Der.....
they sent him to a concentration camp.
looked real...the most the cops would charge you with is mischeif...pay a fine likely..unless you have a bad record or something..or unless you said "emergency stop...baby on road" and caused a big accident
i dunno, it looks real at first, but the link at the end www.itafstuderen.nl tells me it's probably a commercial/viral.
"emergency stop...baby on road" Thats great!
made me laugh^^
I wish he made the traffic sign say "kill fat people", and everyone obeyed.
youre the first victim then fatass.
Back in Dongcaster some (I assume) kids hung a sheet over the side of a footbridge that went accross a main road, it read:
*Wellcome to Doncaster*
*Please run over all pakis & puffs*
..you would have approved.
Is that near Doncaster?
lol Wanko said Dongcaster yesterday on the bock BBQ vid, I was just referencing that. Keep up cheeky, you bloody fairy!
*cock BBQ*
on purpose?
yeah
Do you get laid by doing this by cybergirls?
are you retarded?
last time i check,no!
ok
do you live in amstershit? do you listen do Dj tiesto gay man ?
you mean amsterdam? ever been there? ever been out your ten-cabin-village, plantshit? how many people live there? 15 you say?
hmm.. must be quite out there, in the middle of nowhere.
*quiet even
That was fucking awesome..
Hey points for me..I knew that was Dutch... im trying to learnthe fucking language right now..im bout to move to The Netherlands... im leaving on Thursdy...Ik ben Amerikaanse ;)
it's hard, isn't it?
i met some american girl last saturday, she did a great job of speaking dutch.. she'd lived here for 5 years, only speaking dutch, so it was really good, but the accent gave her away.
of course she had an accent... she had yer dick in her mouth... *sjees*
where in the neth are you vic & OJ, maybe ill come stalk you :)
who's OJ?
i'm in amsterdam btw.
I think she means me, not too sure why though *shrugs*
yeh that's what i suspected..
must be your username.
Combine that with the amount of threads we have shared bashing elpiss & we have a perfectly reasonable assumtion.
(pssst, apparently shes cute too, she sent Apathy a pic, let her stalk you...then rape her)
why did she send apathy a pic :S?
i feel left out.
apathy, you know what to do, right?
you cant rape if i rape you first
oranjeboom dutch so logically i figured you were dutch
that's what i thought.
orange(color)tree
but it's a brand of beer.
i think :|
btw i can rape you twice as fast as you can rape me.
yeah but i can do some horrible shit with your anus..
have you mey hank he loves it in the ass
no means no ,but if they're gagged?? Hey I didn't hear anything
Vic, ill be living in groningen for awhile
that's quite far from amsterdam(for us dutch people). all up in the north.
groningen(city) or just groningen(province)?
"i can do some horrible shit with your anus.."
hahahahah
the city...its nice to me, i know the rest of the netherlands thinks its crap. but yeh, im arriving at schiphol on thursday, leaving right after my finals tomorrow
i don't know if i've ever been there, so i can't tell you what it's like. i've heard it's a good place to go out. lots of students.
yeah very nice night life..awesome bars..damn i cant wait to go to a bar saturday night if i dont have jet lag
i doubt that you'll arrive here without the jetlag, but have fun anyway.
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right so you wont have to pay a 50 dollar fine
BTW this is FAKE..
how do you know hulk?
Dik you couldn't find a friend at Neverland Ranch.
i dont get it...fail