A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known Lovers' spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising
situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:"And her,
what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night
in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.
ROFL!!! Something similar actually happened with me. The girl I was screwing was 16 at the time, legal within a two year age difference. Then I turned 19, and had to wait a few weeks before getting any again.
Damn, you way over-evaluated that joke...but I got a good one:
So this pedifile and this kid are walking through the woods. It's raining, and there are all kinds of wierd noises, and the kid says "Hey Mr., these woods sure are scary."
To which the guy replies "Hey, you don't have to tell me--I've gotta walk back alone."
Damn, you way over-evaluated that joke...but I got a good one:
So this pedifile and this kid are walking through the woods. It's raining, and there are all kinds of wierd noises, and the kid says "Hey Mr., these woods sure are scary."
To which the guy replies "Hey, you don't have to tell me--I've gotta walk back alone."
MS has resorted to stealing from SnC? Come on, these were taking right from their front page around 7 weeks ago. This chick was even on their podcast/radio show. Look how the pictures are cut directly without a decent backround, it's pretty obvious they're stolen.. (SnC = SteakandCheese.com)
**clearing throat** I don't go to Steakandcheese for my comedy, I come here, you puerile nitwit. Fuck you and your "stolen, it was at ____ first" bullshit. I'm sure we are a SOOOOOO impressed you saw this shit somewhere else first.
Malone, you fucking cock head, my point was that she's actually on another sites pay roll and each one of these pictures was previously watermarked. She went to vegas, to the players ball just to do two podcasts on behalf of their site. The water marks have been cropped out, and it's a good way to get MS sued into the fucking ground, but yeh, lets use caps lock and whine about being "first" instead, right? Next time don't bother clearing your throat, just keep sucking that dick.
I was going to think up some cool insult at Synical (spelling?), but instead I'll just suggest everyone reread his comment and bask in the retardation. Yeah... that about does it.
i actually read a whole interview about this girl a few weeks ago oddly enough...
basically shes fucked in the head, and she got the tattoos to remind herself of what a whore she has been/is...
she can't stop having sex with random people she claims, like she has cheated on her partners hundreds of times with just random strangers, she will go up to them and be like 'want to fuck' and then well... have sex.... supposedly all she talks about is having sex, she's had sex with nurses and such supposedly just waiting for her physical exam... fucking weirdo is what she is
The best part of you squirted out your mothers bunghole, when i want to hear from an asshole i'll fart, now go take a long flying fuck off a short pier you oxygen pirate.
I agree With TLH that some have to be fake.One way or the other if you look at the words "I FUCK" in the center of her back 2nd pic from bottom R, It looks like it was done with a sharpy and its off center etc it just dont fit.
just because you think that they are fake doesn't make them so, this chick has done tons of interviews now (i mean i've even read one.. and i don't look at many sites, but i have a feeling it was on bme that i saw it.. or a site like that), these are all real tattoos...
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FIRST! (just because it pisses you bastards off)
*wouldn't
Its more pity then anger
Having said that, I would fuck this chick with someone else's dick.
...Yaaak, you got some explainin' to do. Why are the comments popping up in fucked up positions and with the wrong time?
i was wondering the same thing lol for a sec i thought i was the juggernaut Bitch! hahaha jugjug44
attention whore
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known Lovers' spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising
situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes, officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says:"And her,
what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night
in a Lover's lane....and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.
XD
lol, you sick fucks
ROFL!!! Something similar actually happened with me. The girl I was screwing was 16 at the time, legal within a two year age difference. Then I turned 19, and had to wait a few weeks before getting any again.
that joke is fuckin' awesome! love it
heard that a long time ago, and coincidently it was posted on ebaumsworld right before you copy and pasted, i mean wrote it out, here.
LMFAO
Was never too fond of that joke. Whose idea was it for 18 to be the limit in some states? Crazy.
What 18yr old knits?
why not just go to state where the legal age is 17?
damn double post
Damn, you way over-evaluated that joke...but I got a good one:
So this pedifile and this kid are walking through the woods. It's raining, and there are all kinds of wierd noises, and the kid says "Hey Mr., these woods sure are scary."
To which the guy replies "Hey, you don't have to tell me--I've gotta walk back alone."
Damn, you way over-evaluated that joke...but I got a good one:
So this pedifile and this kid are walking through the woods. It's raining, and there are all kinds of wierd noises, and the kid says "Hey Mr., these woods sure are scary."
To which the guy replies "Hey, you don't have to tell me--I've gotta walk back alone."
damn double post
Why wait? old enough to pee. old enough for me.
<>< mantrain
damn that babe is horny
... and my therapist says I have low self esteem...
They say that to keep you coming back for advice.
She just needs one more.To cover up that ugly fucking face. Man that's rank!
skank
spank
prank. Some of the tats are real, but this reeks of editing. Look above the tribal heart thing on her back. looks like comic sans set vertical.
blank
crank
thank
wank
hank
Yes?
lank
lmao...vank
That was Rank
Porn star Brianna Banks?
walk the plank
dank sperm bank
stank
Drop a penny down her rank hole,when it hits bottom,it goes CLANK!
*Smelly Fish Tank
yank yank yank
hillary swank?
I bet she orgasms when someone says her name, which would be funny if it was "Fuck"
Maybe Fuck is her last name, and her first name is Aneda.
I'm guessing her name is Chlamydia Plaguerat
MS has resorted to stealing from SnC? Come on, these were taking right from their front page around 7 weeks ago. This chick was even on their podcast/radio show. Look how the pictures are cut directly without a decent backround, it's pretty obvious they're stolen.. (SnC = SteakandCheese.com)
**clearing throat** I don't go to Steakandcheese for my comedy, I come here, you puerile nitwit. Fuck you and your "stolen, it was at ____ first" bullshit. I'm sure we are a SOOOOOO impressed you saw this shit somewhere else first.
we're on this site. Answer your question?
You are stealing everyone else's oxygen. These are sad times we live in indeed.
wonder if those are real tatoos..can somebody be that fucked up?
I can live with that, just no more herrings.
COTB- next thing you know he will be saying "ni" to people.
Malone, you fucking cock head, my point was that she's actually on another sites pay roll and each one of these pictures was previously watermarked. She went to vegas, to the players ball just to do two podcasts on behalf of their site. The water marks have been cropped out, and it's a good way to get MS sued into the fucking ground, but yeh, lets use caps lock and whine about being "first" instead, right? Next time don't bother clearing your throat, just keep sucking that dick.
poop
I was going to think up some cool insult at Synical (spelling?), but instead I'll just suggest everyone reread his comment and bask in the retardation. Yeah... that about does it.
whyyyyy?
In the first 2 pictures you could cut her head off (as it's descent) and use it elsewhere, prehaps a new body ^^
...so do you think she puts out? I mean I'll take her out to dinner if I know I'm gonna get some.
white castle takes reservations
fuckin gutterwhore cumguzzling guttertrash. hey i used gutter twice, nice. anyways would anyone here SERIOUSLY FUCK HER
Maybe when whe was 10 years less-saggy. Or 20 years less diseased.
this chick looks alot like my friends mom except shes way hotter but the face sorta
your friends mom has tattoo's claiming she's a cum slut?
Well, now I know why you're friends with them
Your brother?
Is this the redhead in those other pictures who had her skull pulverized in the auto accident??
Alright. I'll say it again. Britney?
damn shame waist of some almost slightly decent titties
I bet she's such a prude.
you really think she's a prude Royal? hmmm
Slut is spelt with only one "t" , bet she feels stupid now.
Daddy dun raised a bright one here.
I'll bet its not even tight anymore.
Thanks Mustang51PNA n MS , good work , still lol .
She's got a really nice pussy for such a fuck slut. No hanging meat curtains.
true, i personally think shes all talk and no game.
i actually read a whole interview about this girl a few weeks ago oddly enough...
basically shes fucked in the head, and she got the tattoos to remind herself of what a whore she has been/is...
she can't stop having sex with random people she claims, like she has cheated on her partners hundreds of times with just random strangers, she will go up to them and be like 'want to fuck' and then well... have sex.... supposedly all she talks about is having sex, she's had sex with nurses and such supposedly just waiting for her physical exam... fucking weirdo is what she is
Oh yeah, I like where your mind is going dude. She wouldn't let us take pics though. Snappers is too shy.
Isn't Ohsnap a nurses assistant?
Yak , got her phone no. Just need info 4 my book , she sounds inter 'seriously' esting .
tattoos are nice,well placed
I fuck that with everybodys dick, including mine.
From what your mother has told me,that is why yours has tree rot and small rodents nesting in it...
The best part of you squirted out your mothers bunghole, when i want to hear from an asshole i'll fart, now go take a long flying fuck off a short pier you oxygen pirate.
i wouldnt even fuck this chic with your dicks
those are gunna look great when shes 65, that is to say if she even makes it that long.
Mummy would be so proud.
most of those tacs are fake PS shit.
if by tacs you mean tats and by fake ps shit you mean real, then yeah. unfortunately i can say is these are real ;/
I agree With TLH that some have to be fake.One way or the other if you look at the words "I FUCK" in the center of her back 2nd pic from bottom R, It looks like it was done with a sharpy and its off center etc it just dont fit.
just because you think that they are fake doesn't make them so, this chick has done tons of interviews now (i mean i've even read one.. and i don't look at many sites, but i have a feeling it was on bme that i saw it.. or a site like that), these are all real tattoos...
i have a house named stinky and its stinky so i went and took a shit and then it was better
uh?
FAKE, I'd hit it
What's the hardest part about dating a 9-year old?
Getting the bloodstains out of the clown suit.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.