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he better give my mom that job asshole!
dude!!! i didnt give ur mom the JOB either!!!
why not she does go work as u can see.
I certainly gave your mom's asshole a job.
You gave his dad's cock a job.
* THIS CLIP, LONG AS FUCK*
*JUST LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DICK, YOU FAGGOT*
seriously though, agentoo8.... that asterisk and caps lock thing is really fucking old and annoying now. it doesn't make you cool, or your comments any important... it just makes you out to be a fucking tool. so quit it already. move on. grow up.
thank you deja vu
Bravo. Now ban the cunt for 10 days.
fucking pansy ass kissers
both of you...fucking noobs
chill out cruel - jq got an entire month off...you just got a slap on the wrist
Oh God. Shouldn't you be asleep, or having your prostate checked or something?
i WANT candy!
i'm on vacation motherfucker i have some time
now get your shine box
Whatcoo wan masseh? The usual dome polish?
dik, why do you waste time pwning the ignorant?
go and fuck off you annoying cunty noob, and quit sucking dik's old wrinklies trying to gain acceptance. Embarrassing.
in soviet russia, the ignorant pwn most metalfaces w/o even wiping off the beezes from their shoes
^LMAO...
its more of a hate for cruella and possum than a liking of dik...
ps - i'm from soviet russia.. so fuck your yankee blue-jeans
yes, metal - i know where you're from...
that was kinda the JOKE, dude
*sigh/beez
Oh shit poss, don't give this kid any time. Jesus, I think he's from the Land of Noob...that's about it. And his mom needs to take away his PC usage rights again. Fuck. I'm sure dik is proud to have this wanksock in his corner.
but you were all telling me what it is was like in soviet russia like you DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A JOKE!
^5th movie reference goes unnoticed
thanks cruel
i like you again
Not sure what I did, but, okay. Np Cheech.
i seriously think this thread is way too fucking gay for me to be in it
fuck every one of you
ten foot jesus in the dark!..one of you is such a pussy he'll agree to anything..another is a fucking greasy noob who has no idea where his buttocks quit and where my pwnage begins...and the other one is rapping comments.....rapping...you all make me want to puke then eat the puke....fucking fuck you all and your slutty mothers and your skanky pigfaced daughters
go to bed cheech!
(both the canadian and brit version)
chong awaits yer feeble apologies
And all this was started by agent008 and his fucking annoying asterisks/caps douchebaggery combo.
If you're rant rhymed, it would have been cooler dik, you square.
Pigfaced daughters?
They taught us,
To never let our slutty moms fuck swine on the borders,
Bought us? Paid...never gettin laid.
Landing on our hard-ons meant we never made the grade.
greyed. Into the sunset.
Like motherfuckin Tonto on a motherfuckin carpet...of magic.
Tragic. I'm twisted you see?
But I'd rather stay in a thorny bed than have a cup o' tea.
With thee...Cat-Wea...Zel.
(Google him).
And one more thing dik...I heard NASA actually had to develop a new, super-strength kinda radar technology to handly the seismic blips caused whenever you cross down south. We're talkin boot serious Gaydar honey, eh?
KAPOWW!
When did commenting turn into a fucking poetry slam anyway?
Circa. 2 days ago. Copyright Cruel and Hank.
Copyright, sloppy uptight, out-of-sight copywriter, nail biter, poo fighter
You whiter than polar bear jizz,
Pussier than anyone named Ms.
My shit is gold so
I take it to the bank
Right this way, Mr. Hank.
Hahaha!
Just so ya know,
You need a better flow,
I mean yer premises are sound,
But you gotta let it go,
Slow...fast...make it built to last,
Not crumble on the carpet,
Like that pile of polar shatz,
Rats...jumping of their ship,
I woulda gone in too,
But imma carry on this trip,
Out to sea, you see?
Ya skillz and nuthin normal,
But they ain't half as good as me,
Gee! Is that what I said?
You dying in the corner but you ain't entirely dead.
So take those bars off to yo banker...
But when he sees it's fool's gold...he's gonna call you a 'wanker'.
*Pops collar, folds arms aggressively, and snarls nose.
And why the fuck is my new avatar not showing? Ffs.
'Cause your avatar is blowing
stinky rhymes out ya asshole
I'm a star for an avatar
I carry bars to the bank vault
Ya faulty, foolish wannabee
rhyme slanger
ya in grave danger
I crave anger
I slave slangers
I talk bankers
I Hank answers and break wankers
Frankly,
Sincerely,
Your Master
Nigga please!
U gotta learn the two degrees,
Degree number one: keep it fluent or you'll freeze,
Degree number two: you be blowin like the breeze,
On a hard Miami night,
Ya lyrics are all sloppy - but you need to keep 'em tight.
Right? You got it now?
I don't wanna spit like fire,
But you need a lesson how.
Wow! Too high-brow?
Don't fret my Chinky nasty,
I don't wanna cause a row.
But if I told you once or twice,
I'm gonna tell you once again,
You peckin for my pellets,
Like a wonky, rusty hen.
When? Whenever,
I'm feeling like Einstein,
But you only lookin clever.
Whether or not you see the signs in yo mirror,
It's manifest as hell there can only be one winner.
*Brushes off shoulder, and looks at your K-Mart loafers.
Don't be dissing my loafers
or you'll be pissing leftovers
After I catch you in the nuts
with my steeltoe burst
I'll see ya burping out ya guts, G
And I'll piss in ya rental weave
Ya wannabe white bumbaclod dread rapper
I'll see ya dead actor
I'll be ya last factor
You'll beg Master
You'll hear laughter
Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
Should I say it faster?
*crickets (but some laughter here and there too)
Ok, that wasn't very good.
A couple good couplets
Like six sexy sextuplets
Singing songs 'bout my nuggets
Fuckin' one dozen triplets
And the room smells like chitlins
I pick wins
I stick chins
I sixth sense like an overweight waitress counts change
I scout brains and lay changes like overdressed strangers
Anyways dude, who are you to criticize? Your raps are lame as two old ladies
day old gravy
yer grandmother's pasties
Don't chase me.
Ooookay. Here I fuckin go,
You wanna say it faster?
Have at it - off you go.
But get dis very clear,
Yo skills they cause no fear,
They like a motherfuckin huntin trip without the fuckin deer.
Smear? It's a campaign mini-me,
You try to sell your lyrics - look, take a few for free.
I'll even 'wrap' 'em nicely if you ask me really sweet,
But don't you lick too fastly...I don't wanna miss a beat.
Defeat? It's that octane heat you're feeling bro,
You tryin to hang like Cooper,
But you really know you gotta go,
Back to yo domicile,
Cussin yoself all the while,
Coz you keep on gettin played,
By da player wid the primo style.
fuuuuuuuck
What noob?
Did you lose your ass lube?
Or maybe dropped the fuckin bomb that you like your daddy's man boobs?
I would recommend not continuing your next whine
With your last fail from your last failed line
Like a fucking deer and Smear?
It's not smooth and it leaves no grooves
It's fucking shite and very clearly queer
Never near a boob
You just smear up ya tube
Smear up ya lube
And you have a hamster in yer rear
Dik.....how long is your fucking vacation?? you have been on it for like 3 weeks
*Slams mic down and spits on floor.
"Dude really? You just gonna use all my words like that and do nothing with them?"
^Two old white guys furiously rapping.
Glance my way and you'll catch me napping.
*Shakes head, and picks up fresh mic.
Hamster? You a prankster?
I mean you talking 'bout insertions coz u idolise the Gere,
Not an officer, nor a gentleman,
You smearing up the spot again and you spreadin nowhere near.
It's clear, my dear, as you teeter with the deepest fear,
That you chatting like a chitty-chat methed up by De Beer.
Yeah, that's right - mines I said,
Searchin for them simply blingers and pullin out the dead,
Gone and buried...ferried...merrily you dancin round like you won the fuckin reddies.
But nigga pull out your pockets,
Check yo fuckin dockets,
Yo ticket's saying COD but you DOA like Wallace.
You said you was a lawya
More like an I'll bore ya
Cruel likes to eat poop
He puts it in his soup
^winner.
Fuck! Way to win the show in two lines rish. Fuckin genius.
I'm hangin up my mic for the time being Hank...as agreed. Enough is enough...this is gettin kinda rough. Shiiiit!
That must be why he droops
Got too much poop in his backbone
He lacks tone like a leaden flute
in the brass zone
No backbone like a runny poop
A grumpy fruit
He humps white boots and black phones
^A last shot
Like dripping snot
His breath smells like dookie
It makes me wanna pukie
Hank? That was very weak sauce. We'll forget you did that.
Whatever.
Awww! You did aight, man.
I'm going to the gym now. I may not reply for some hours.
Fuck off Drool, you don't know what's good and what's not,
what's food and what's shite.
Well, thanks for bringing out the rhyming, dude. I have enjoyed pwning you. Talk to you later.
short fact: gyms are for fags
Holy shit... is that Dynasty Cruella??
Why are gyms for fags elchris? Is it because your a girly man.
my workout consists of hiking up the mountain 2 hours and doing sets of paralel bars in the park. some weights in my house too
except for the days i drink
gyms are for fags
where do you live elchris
He lives in an old man's ass
If he asks you over
Pass
bert: i dont wanna play this game no more!
ernie: one plus one plus two is four!
Bert's a lurker
Funny faggot's banging a bald Gurkha
in a black burkha
Hanging halal cocks on his chin hook
International puppet pin cushion
been pushin', been layin' bin laden for cash
Now the muppet got a bomb in his ass crack
bert: hippopotamus!
ernie: rippatotapuss!
Lick a lot o puss.
Hey, where's Dik? I wanna hear a Dik rhyme.
he's still busy on that "beez" thread pwning Pheltchu
I don't wanna hear anybody rhyme
I don't have the time
Suck on a fucking LIME!
bruce lees on my head but dont call me a leehead
I am not calling it so I don't suffer the wrath of the ban hammer but I do believe this is a repost! Yak help me out here.
it very well may be... hard to tell.. you see one interview turned porn then tricked you've seen them all :/
On a more serious note...some of the ads on the side are beginning to look a bit...ummm...dodgy. Come on man wtf.
define "dodgy" to an ignorant american, pls?
Hehe.. I saw one the other day with some chick all bludgeoned with this bloody hammer on a bed next to her, gagging on two cocks at once.... Wheres the snuff at yak??
Same scenario, same room, different girl. The other girl was pretending she didn't speak English.
Or maybe this one has been on here, too.
You're really cool for saying that. Jesus.
fuck that
what does "dodgy" mean?
like i've said around 400 times, we don't pick the creative for the ads. the advertisers do.
What does 'Google' do?
Hey Capn.. pretty sure you're talking about this one...
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/46885
what's "google"?
It's French for 'bedtime Cheech'.
dammit dammit damnit
chong chong chong yu beeatch!
okay - good night, cruel
I got insomnia...haven't slept a fuckin wink all night. I think it's lack of weed.
Lack of weed, and excess of CRACK...
don't forget about his daily cum, i mean, protein shake
Jesus Christ kid. Could you at least try to sound the minimum age to be on this site? I feel embarrassed FOR you now.
but I don't wanna!
hey cruel - i DO think it sucks to have to go w/o the "good" weed...no wonder you still have a soft spot in yer teeny lil anglo-saxon heart for the USA
I'd kill a man for a bowl of some purple sticky punch right now...
dont kill anybody, jerks
as above, so below...
Well, Amsterdam is an hour away by plane. Think it's about time I visited. Need to see which tree wins - Cali or the Dam.
why dont you guys just fuck eachother already
just hit the bong with some colombian
You misspelled "sucked off some homeless guy for bus tokens".
awesome but way too long. i dont like this new embedding either. i used to be able to skip to whatever part of the video and load from there but this new embedding seems like it will only let you skip as far as the video has loaded.
I'm gonna have to kind of sort of agree with you there...
I think also, it would be nice if you could just jump to the middle of the vid without waiting for it to load.. like spankwire.
Will all you assholes stop watching this shit at once... This shit keeps timing out and I'm trying to fucking fapp over here..
stop trying to fap to MS, jerks...
this site is twentyfirst century James Joyce
log into xhamster or where ever, fap, then come back
Well.. MS not the first option on my favorites tab.. I just couldn't resist with this one....
^infidel
jerks is a perv!
hahahahaha
wait, that's not funny
...is it?
omg, fapping on a porn site? No way... thats way too perverted
MS is a porn site? o.O
sort of
haha freudian slip.
What series of videos is this?
Drumrave?
seems similar to "got jizz"
Can anyone prove the authenticity of this video? Looked legit from the beginning. The end seemed kind of fake.
LA is full of chicks like this... Not good enough to be in real movies, not hot enough to be a model (in this case on any level).. and stuck doing porn so they can still pay for their townhome in Redondo... I say fake, but believable enough for me...
*fapfapfap...*
just cant get over this:
up here in tha midwest, most of "us" still just laff at you sorry fuckers on the atlantic/Pacific coasts
It's fake. It's from an old reality porn site.
prove the authenticity? you're fucking kidding me right? you should have known it was fake after the first 4 or 5 seconds--and I mean that literally.
ok maybe 12 or 15 seconds but no more, muahaha
so.....did she get the job?
lol slowly losing her morals
learned my lesson about about getting naked in front of pervs looking for a dumbass girl...stripped to some guy from 'Paris' who said he was a photographer on MSN O_O *dies*
he then became my online stalker for about a month lD lmao
Ooookay. Did a monkey fly out yer ass too?
my guess is fake, but there are dumb bitches that would fall for that.
no way this is real.. no bitch is that stupid to believe a guy in a fucking utility room filled with old files and a videocamera is some big mogoul "model agent"
ugh about 10 minutes in if you could just mute the guy it could stay believable for another 10 minutes or so...
women are so easy when you got money...^^
...this vid was some Fruedian schlep..
Isnt there another one on Mucho like this but with an Iranian couple ? looks like the same stockroom...
She must be worth about £5
So, 6 1/2 more lbs. than your mother?
You leave my mother out of this
*fap fap* ...loading *fap fap fap* ...loading...loading...*fap*
"start you off in a 10 men man gangbang"
"god has nothing to do with this !"
This almost looks like something from Backroom Facials. They were like the Bang Bus people, but supposedly 'interviewed' for a position and convinced to have sex or something. I'm fairly certain they were fake since I saw one of the girls on Captain Stabbin. I have a lot of those movies, when I get the HD they're on connected, I'll submit them.
i want it to be real
no wait i dont
*FAP*
What is that hole in her stomach? i do not mean the bellybutton or the pussy obviously
It's a scar from having her appendix removed.
So how does this guy get to do what he does and not get in trouble?
i asume they make the girl sign some papers which she doesn't read completely that gives him the right to fool her haha
fakie!!