Dear My Little Pony...I met a girl today who could fit a bottle in her mouth. She offered to do the same with my little pee pee so I called her A BIG WHORE and ran back home to my new uncle who made everything better. Phew, what a day!
ahh yes..True Love..when ones emotions depend heavily on the ability of some slack jawed bucket to suck off an oh so potent stallion; that's love incarnate.
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I fucked her ass and dumped her anyway.
Of course you did Twister. At the time did you have your eyes closed? Dreaming she was a lady boy? I bet you did...
Nah, He just made it up one night when he was writing in his my little pony diary.
Dear My Little Pony...I met a girl today who could fit a bottle in her mouth. She offered to do the same with my little pee pee so I called her A BIG WHORE and ran back home to my new uncle who made everything better. Phew, what a day!
ahh yes..True Love..when ones emotions depend heavily on the ability of some slack jawed bucket to suck off an oh so potent stallion; that's love incarnate.
Well said , Neophyte .
Hmm, she does seem to be eyeing the camera rather fondly. I imagine we'll be seeing her with a camera sticking out of her mouth next.
Must be close to closing time. She's getting desperate.
... and pretty wasted.
I would love a woman who could dispose of my beer bottles too! No more taking out the trash! What a cunt.
Cheers JJF. 'nuf said.
she has a drinking problem
whats that? she cant get the whole bottle in her mouth??