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Turn a zombie into a hottie... only fasterJust a faster way to turn a zombie into a hottie (under a minute). This technique is also good for turning ugly chicks into hotties. |
Comments to Turn a zombie into a hottie... only faster
Kiss ass thats all I've got to say besides for what I just said.
Well she looks less like a zombie afterwards. But strangely a bit more like gonzo from the muppets now.
lol
I'd spunk all over her clambake. The first one and the second one....
starrsky > siren, if that is, in fact, her.
i'd hit em both though.
This won't help you get her in the sack there Ghost.
Hey, a ghost has to try.
Don't we all.
haha....
Keep on tryin' dad
Ugh, ectoplasmic sex-juices.
Turns you on...
wow is someone tryin to suck up or what
Pretty good ps job imo.
you did it backwords.
Backwards
NixonsGhost, do you ever comment? I only know you as the MS resident photoshop master.
Every now and then.
You get approval with sugar on top.
Oranje, you should follow Nixon's example and comment less.
lol
U 2 HC.
Siren, defend your honor, send more sexy pics!!! Starrsky and Siren pic battle, nudity is highly recommended.
Good idea.
I third that motion.
I want to see muff, ovaries, cervix, and everything else...
How about the spleen?
Boooiinng!!!
When do the hotty's show up?
Dude, I wanna bang Starr too but that's just blatant sucking up.
I mean, you didn't even do anything other than open up opposing photos in photoshop and crop Starr's down.
That's why it's the fast version.
Starr, is this creepy or flattering?
It's a square question for a guy claiming to NOT be creepy below.
I'm genuinely interested.
Actually, on second thought, so am I.
I'd only hit it if she came here, took my clothes off and did all the work. Not worth it if I have to move imo.
And by "all the work" you mean fuck you up the ass with a strap on.
Get him, Hank.
lol hank
heehee, he's never gonna shake that off..
he'll probably have to "shake it off"
I aint that creepy.
waaaaaaaahahahahahaha
Oh c'mon.
Yeah, you are kinda creepy.
what? ....were you actually serious?
wow.... the "reply nazi" caught slippin'???? naw... couldn't be.
Reply to what? Check the post times, noob.
I thought you could tell when people weren't being serious, Oranje.
I sure as shit can't.
LMao first second nearly killed me, and honestly, these bitches are both on the Fug list
yep
You been lookin' at my list? Keep your dirty rotten stinking hands off my stuff!
^hahahahaha
uh.... like em both but theyre about a tie.
id liek to settle this with a very large pool of jello... some pudding cups and a strapon. and just let them go at it.
So which one are you hopeing uses the strapon on you?
He's partial to that fat, goth Zombiesomething whore from the other day.
ok.. so on the lighter side of the news i recently had a homo surgically removed from my left nut... and apparently irish is still mad about the trial separation.
When are you gonna Cock_Draw's tongue surgically removed from your rectum?
Trial separation? So what you are saying is if things don't work out you would have a homo sugically reattached to your left nut.
^gay
exactly irish. you pwned yourself you jenkem sniffer
You are the one talking about possibly having a homo attatched to their left nut.
What would you attach to your left nut, if given the chance? A midget? Delilah? A few little boys?
You.
Your the one with your dick shoved up his ass, defending this nigger
I sure as shit wouldn't defend you, stupid motherfucker.
It doesn't matter who's hotter. I thought we still didn't have confirmation that Siren's pic was really her. Unless I missed something.
no she pretty much vanished after posting "her" picture
Right, so it must be her!
Siren is way hotter.
And nicer.
And smarter.
and fatter......(sigh) nevermind
and redheaded..er.. :S
er....
er... that's not actually Siren, no Mucho sign is no good.
Wow, you turned an average girl into a mediocre one...
i don't think most of these people get the joke/reference..
Got it, just wasnt that impressed.
The saddest part is that you have both their photo's saved on your computer
i have your photo saved on my computer.
actually i dont but I felt like saying that. but if nixon is of enough inspiration with photoshop.. ;)
Amazing!
will this flattery result in tits?
I doubt it..
Well...if you're throwing her away as a zombie, let me take her!!!
Oh no he did'n!
I am "here" but im on vacation, enjoying my time being lazy instead of spending my time responding to assholes. if you need "proof" my myspace "whore" page is www.myspace.com/someone_sucked_me_in
Ooh shit! Quiet guys, she's here. Carry on like nothing's happened.
You've got a good idea for your major. You do good and you will make yourself a lot of money, but "someone sucked me in, WTF?
And I don't see any pics of you on the Myspace page, still no Mucho sign.
That page doesn't prove anything.
Also, this quote (from where?)
is pretty lame. Not beieving in something there is absolutely no reason to believe in (God, vampires, talking plants, etc...) does not constitute an act of faith.
"To believe in the existence of a god is an act of faith. To believe in the nonexistence of a god is likewise an act of faith. There is no evidence that there is a Supreme Being nor is there evidence there is not a Supreme Being. Faith is not knowledge. We can only state with assurance that we do not know."
whatever hank said i agree
no ms sign = fake and boring...siren you fail you godamned hussy
Why is that lame? Its saying that you cant use faith as reasoning or knowledge about what is true and what is false. because no one knows truly if their belief is the right one.. but i refuse to talk to religious people, its like talking to a brick wall..useless
PS im not going to bother in proving if im real or not because I know im real. i dont care if you think Im whom I say I am or not..ill never put a shitty MS logo on me.
they all say that ..youre a liar
It's lame for exactly the reason I game. Here, I'll repost it for you. Try to read it this time.
"Not beieving in something there is absolutely no reason to believe in (God, vampires, talking plants, etc...) does not constitute an act of faith."
You are giving religion too much credit. Belief in a god is not the intellectual equivalent on not believing in one. Believing in a god is irrational. Not believing in one is rational.
^gave
Hahahaha. She says she's real. I refuse to believe it until I have proof. We're supposed to take it as an act of faith that you exist? Ha!
What is this, The Church of Sirenology?
i don't feel like being nice anymore
You dont have to take it as anything, im not asking you to.
The Church of Dick is accepting offerings.....Visa, Mastercard, and pocket change is appreciated.
*jingles dixie cup*
I don't believe in the existance of your sense of humor, either, as absolutely no evidence of it exists.
then it must not exist
siren go make me a sandwich
today
What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
theres plenty of more qualified people on MS to make you a sandwhich than me..considering 80% of men on here work in fastfood and live at their moms
...Ha?
hyuck
hank, cheetah to cheetah...Why won't the gazelle run?
Yeah, pic with no MS sign is as good as no pic at all.
I don't know. Why?
look just make my fucking sandwich ok?
I didn't have a sign with mine, I'll be doing a video of my contact juggling next.
Yes, with a sign.
And for the love of fuck, no "hahah, he knows how to handle balls really well" comments.
Siren, you fucking humorless bitch. Are you pouting now because I pointed out how weak your pseudo-philosophy bulshit was? It was for your own good. Stop crying. You little baby.
What's the answer, Dik?
I'll take a turkey pot pie.
hi siren..its me borracho.....do you like smegma?
I have complete faith that you are bitch.
Also the knowledge that you are a bitch.
I believe in both, because it's my fucking choice to do so.
"pseudo-intellectual"..i dont know how many times that term has been used by people who dont agree with someone has to say. Youre the one who started trying to impress me with your philosophical/religious bleating..and it failed to impress me.
it was a metaphor hank...if gazelles don't run from cheetahs, cheetahs just stand there all confused...she's the gazelle
skip it hahaha
I was trying to impress you. I was just point out the flaw in your statement. It's wrong. Pure and simple. (Also, it's quite a ridiculous assertion) I think you were fond of it, though, and are now pouting a bit.
to me that says yes borracho
I wasn't trying to impress you. I was just pointing out, etc...
siren.... please tell the room the size and color of you nipples....
I thought I was the only one allowed to frown.
pseu·do /ˈsudoʊ/ –adjective
1. not actually but having the appearance of; pretended; false or spurious; sham.
2. almost, approaching, or trying to be.
Sounds pretty accurate.
siren...when you play with yourself do you taste your own juices?
Si-ren /syran/ - Noun
Cunt
pwned
I was actually trying to be nice after initially pointing the flawed nature of her pseudo-philosophic bullshit. Try to crack a joke or two.
Fuck it. This bitch deserves only to be flamed.
hey.....siren......pst.....its papa borracho......its ok just close your eyes.........
Bleating. That's a pretty good dis. I believe I may use that in the future.
Don't mind the billy club, he will just use it if you scream.
Youve never had an actuak conversation with me. As a matter of fact, I am quite fond of that quote because ive had christian friends who claim their religion is right because "the bible says so" and they use their faith as a truth ..as if because they believe it god, god is real. My "reasoning" is that no one knows what- if anything exists.. I never said that believing in a god was rational/irrational ..youre just assuming I said that. But if you must know, I believe faith is irrational because it cant be directly observed or experienced universally. you cant validate something by belief.
but fuck you. im writing you off as "fan boy"
Doesn't anyone else think this statement is completely ridiculous?
"To believe in the nonexistence of a god is likewise an act of faith."
I mean fucking dumb can you get? Nobody gives a shit, I guess.
Whatever. pretty typical of guys. You insult me, I insult you back then you call me a bitch for not getting your "joke". real mature there
So who made you god of giving out titles.
I will now use your "philosophy" and make you disappear.
Into borracho's basement
Its an act of faith that what you believe is truth..thats why i have a problem with teaching evolution as "truth"..its an act of faith to believe evolution as real...we will never know until it has actually happened and we can observe it
I don't even know what 'fan boy' means, and you'd be better off using logical statements to counter religious nonsense.
We wont last long enough to observe any form of evolution in our being.
We are going to kill each other before we get our wings.
...Dammit
Fan boy? That sounds pretty gay. You can write what you like, and think what you like (like your religious buddies). That doesn't make it a logical statement.
i still want that sandwich siren you fag
sir, did you just call the mucho logo shitty?
i demand satisfaction.
Yeah, fag
faith:
faith
–noun 1. confidence or trust in a person or thing.
Atheists are convinced that a god doesnt exist. They have faith that what they believe is correct when in reality, unless theyve died and came back to tell about it, they know if god(s) is/are there to greet them or not.
Hence, if you wouldve read my profile, im agnostic..I dont believe in a supreme being but i dont assume its non-existance.
I didn't insult you. Evolution has so much supporting evidence it is, essentially, fact.
Not believing in something for which there is absolutely no supporting evidence for and no logical theoretical underpinning whatsoever is NOT an act of faith.
If you can't understand that much of what I've said, you are pretty dense.