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Turtle vs Cat

Now thats one mean fucking turtle!

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Comments to Turtle vs Cat

  • Klf_avatar__75x75_

    "Can't claw me bitch!"

    2007-05-13T04:15:54Z
    • Bunny
      evilhugo says:

      this fucking turtle is really fast. and so insistent. at least it uses its capability to tease cats. i like that because i hate cats.

      2007-05-13T06:32:55Z
    • Muchava
      BzaWack says:

      maybe cats hate you

      2007-05-13T10:23:00Z
    • Bicho-1217001131
      bichofelix says:

      That's Baby Totoise you dumb cat hater..

      2007-05-13T15:18:08Z
    • Quankers_mucho_sucko_2
      Quankers1 says:

      I gotta get me one of those "totoises." Can it be taught to chase away hot women?

      2007-05-13T16:56:10Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      "Come back here, damn you! I'm eating pussy tonight!"

      2007-05-13T18:57:44Z
    • Bad_apple_2
      Xugaa says:

      Yeah as said, tortoise people. Turtles live in the water.

      2007-05-15T05:59:39Z
  • Texas
    supernova says:

    and it's bad bad Leroy Brown, badder than a junk yard turtle, meaner than a Bassett Hound....

    2007-05-13T04:17:25Z
    • Pic
      short says:

      Surely not Fred Bassett. You know how he do

      2007-05-13T05:30:25Z
  • 48x48

    WTF MS IS THIS THE GODDAMN ANIMAL PLANET CHANNEL OR HAVE YOU GUYS GONE GAY AND LOST YOUR TOUCH AT GOOD MATIERIAL?

    2007-05-13T04:31:22Z
    • Dragon-avatarsmall
      -Morph- says:

      shut the fuck up and get yer grill fixed oh and while your at it have your caps lock removed.

      2007-05-13T05:47:57Z
    • Bukowski2

      Jimjammajay = Last 0 things submitted

      2007-05-13T06:45:14Z
    • Muchava
      BzaWack says:

      just what i thought

      2007-05-13T10:24:50Z
    • A_nice_cup_of_shut_the_fuck_up_small
      Breadfan says:

      I'm guessing he's getting withdrawal symptoms from the piss, shit, blood and Japanese people. Not getting his daily fix must put him a bit on edge

      2007-05-13T13:32:06Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      i actualy enjoyed this

      2007-05-13T15:03:03Z
    • 16x16
      Hogmaster says:

      i luv it when people go with the angle of "and how many things have you submitted? oh whats that 0?". who the fuck really cares how many times someone has submitted a video or picture, does it make this one any less gay? no ofcourse not, even though i find jimmy here less than tolerable at times, and his use of caps over excessive, he still makes a very valid point about how stupid the video is and just wanted everyone to know it. dammit, now i sound gay!! well, only thing to do now is say fuck you everyone!!!

      2007-05-13T15:36:27Z
    • 16x16
      AltLocks says:

      Who the fuck is this guy anyways?

      2007-05-13T16:51:41Z
    • Bukowski2

      Hogmaster = Last 0 things submitted

      2007-05-14T00:18:29Z
    • Not_guilty

      ^I concur, yes you may call the content of a pic or vid into question, but if you're just gonna dismiss it as crap you should post something better or shut the fuck up.

      2007-05-14T00:28:38Z
    • 16x16
      Hogmaster says:

      heres what hank says " last thing submitted 0. and all i will respond is with a big " so?" how do you feel now that you've looked up my name and seen i submitted nothing? do you feel proud? i think its time you tell your mommy so she can give you a gold star!!

      2007-05-14T23:29:28Z
  • Lepprntava

    lets make a movie starring samuel l. jackson with a bunch of turtles like this one in some kind of large transportational vehicle.

    2007-05-13T04:38:36Z
    • Pic
      short says:

      Turtles on a train

      2007-05-13T05:29:34Z
    • 16x16
      z4ck says:

      lol

      2007-05-13T11:08:14Z
  • Florida_congressman_foley

    haha box vs pussy. great MS lesbo action.

    2007-05-13T05:04:10Z
    • Muchava
      BzaWack says:

      dude......its a turtle, i dunno if you noticed. but boxes cant walk. and since when did boxes come with legs, and lunge.

      2007-05-13T10:25:37Z
    • Lepprntava

      since not when? boxes can be fucking scary.

      2007-05-13T15:25:30Z
    • Avatar
      TwoSaints says:

      Box turtle.

      2007-05-14T03:12:16Z
    • Bukowski2

      Who are you, Don King?

      2007-05-14T03:21:55Z
  • Nice_shirt
    iranian says:

    lol crazy turtle, this is my best night in MS, i so laughed, are turtles becoming carnivorous or what?

    2007-05-13T05:07:36Z
    • Muchava
      BzaWack says:

      its obviously mother nature telling vegetarians theyre wrong.

      2007-05-13T10:26:26Z
    • A_nice_cup_of_shut_the_fuck_up_small
      Breadfan says:

      yes, very wrong. meat tastes nice, therefore I eat it.

      2007-05-13T14:22:59Z
  • 48x48

    That turtle is a fuckin asshole!

    2007-05-13T05:33:18Z
  • Untitled-2
    peener says:

    it just wanted to be loved

    2007-05-13T05:34:07Z
  • Php8yti5o_c2am_2_
    shawn2007 says:

    Both of them should be stomped to death

    2007-05-13T05:35:49Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    "we cant stop here...this is turte country."

    2007-05-13T05:38:05Z
    • 16x16

      winner: parody quote of the month

      2007-05-13T09:29:10Z
  • Ugly_cat75
    Bull says:

    The turtle: nature's suction cup.

    2007-05-13T05:38:23Z
  • Sjff_03_img1363

    fucking nigger turtles they are always the ones to bite first

    2007-05-13T05:38:40Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    I cannot believe that turtle. He fuckin hates cats..! hilarious

    2007-05-13T05:38:57Z
  • 48x48

    that turtle is so determined, i love it. "i'm havin' me some cat stew tonight," or something.

    2007-05-13T06:10:04Z
  • 48x48
    sasquatch says:

    I,m looking for the cat that killed my sister

    and did you notice that when it was done he had turned a brown long haired cat into a short haired cat who was so unnerved that all it,s hair went white after the forced haircut

    2007-05-13T06:12:05Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    at about 8 secons the turtle hits a fork in his road...has to make a decision....at first it looks like he says fuck it im goin home ..but then he turns at the cat and thats it man ...he's been after cats ever since

    2007-05-13T08:02:11Z
  • 00000000012
    dik says:

    is that maybe some mother turtle protecting eggs maybe? it all looks pretty domesticated.

    2007-05-13T08:05:50Z
    • Muchava
      BzaWack says:

      actually thats a 4 acre field and theyre a massive nuclear accident fighting over control of tokyo.

      2007-05-13T10:27:43Z
    • Borat2
      Borat says:

      hahaha, GAMERA!

      2007-05-13T11:41:30Z
  • Muchava
    BzaWack says:

    turtle wanted a fur coat.

    2007-05-13T10:28:30Z
  • 48x48
    z4ck says:

    wait until he calls his giant tortoise brother.

    2007-05-13T11:11:16Z
  • Borat2
    Borat says:

    Isn't this a tortoise and not a turtle?

    2007-05-13T11:46:39Z
    • Bukowski2

      Yes, but c'mon, that kinda accuracy is lost on people here.

      2007-05-13T11:59:24Z
    • Not_guilty

      I wondered how long it would be before somebody got it right. Turtle, jeez you might as well have called it Turtle vs Lion. Dumbasses.

      2007-05-13T15:28:27Z
    • Borat2
      Borat says:

      I blame TMNT/TMHT for this!

      2007-05-13T19:50:53Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    That was so much better than I expected. The turtle was such a fucking prick.

    2007-05-13T12:00:50Z
    • Bukowski2

      Reptiles are tough!

      2007-05-13T12:04:56Z
    • Mcuz98cafmlckecat0o348caftl1unca23jtwpcaidu2m2caom2suscapzjmzycawws38fcazgg160cal1ea8scarnpxyvcat4oz76car4uszocajm4sscca7318becafhx1uzcabkjjincaq2uvts
      elchris says:

      thats the coolest turtle ive ever seen

      2007-05-13T15:03:46Z
    • Bukowski2

      Gay.

      2007-05-13T15:30:45Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      if i had a pet turtle like that i'd give him whatever he wanted and do whatever it said...i don't want no trouble like that

      2007-05-13T17:51:33Z
  • Klf_avatar__75x75_

    You ate Splinter! Die!

    2007-05-13T16:35:47Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      Leonardo is my dick and Splinter is my balls!

      2007-05-13T21:46:15Z
    • Avatar
      TwoSaints says:

      Really? What a coincidence, I named my dick shredder, and my balls bebop and rocksteddy! Wanna have kids?

      2007-05-14T03:16:07Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    1. Put the turtle in a bag and put the bag on something hard like a concrete floor. 2. Take a hammer and smash it to the inside of the bag is soft....3. Throw the bag .

    2007-05-13T19:11:50Z
    • Bubble
      Bubble says:

      4. Stop recording.
      5. Post on MS.

      2007-05-14T05:09:12Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      plantshit u hate funny little turtles too??? come on

      2007-05-14T09:02:01Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      Lord Dik : Its King Plantshit...i hate lots of stuffs. And that turtle is not funny , i hate it....please kill it.

      2007-05-14T09:26:12Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      plantshit thats a pretty cool animal..chasin that cat like that...it's funny and cool...be reasonable..kill people instead

      2007-05-14T09:44:10Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      I dont find it funny.... remember who is the king boy.

      2007-05-14T17:17:50Z
Yak
posted May 13, 2007
by yak

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