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  • dwhill05
    dwhill05 2009-05-21T04:10:51Z says:

    haha, simplistically brilliant!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-05-21T04:19:27Z says:

    i enjoyed this.. its true on soo many levels.

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-21T04:45:19Z says:

      Too true

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-05-21T11:25:18Z says:

      how many levels exactly ..?

    • cdbsr00
      cdbsr00 2009-05-21T13:36:55Z says:

      soo many. can you not read . . .?

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-05-21T05:02:54Z says:

    Yeah, but television has mucho sucko in it!

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-05-21T05:25:48Z says:

    "I've previously mentioned my distaste for the History Channel, or rather the fantasist circle jerk it has become. Oh, you can still find "historical" shows on now and then, but the lion's share of programming has morphed into fodder for the ecospastic, the misanthropic, and the plain old batshit crazy.

    The reality shows are extremely vexing. Ice Road Truckers and Ax Men are vain attempts to capitalize on the nominal success of Discovery's Deadliest Catch. Unfortunately, long-haul driving across frozen tundra and Pacific Northwest logging are perhaps the most boring professions in existence. No amount of editing, splicing, scripting, or faux controversy can escape this fact. I suppose I could toss south Georgia turpentine collection and dirt farming out there as more quotidian, but I don't see these on the fall line up.

    Far worse are tripe like Gangland and Life After People. Fucking bilge, this stuff. Gangland is just a foray into the putrid world of born losers, from biker gangs to Crips and Bloods to Latin Kings to every other assemblage of human detritus that operates a goddam meth lab from the trunk of a car. In my opinion providing a forum to this garbage is a crime in itself. While the show does not overtly attempt to glorify these subhuman vermin, it does allow them to vent about just how motherfucking bad ass they are in an endless loop. Disgusting shit. No normal person can possibly find this interesting, therefore the demographic they seek must be the wannbe gangbangers.

    I don't begrudge the channel a one of two hour special on gangs, but a fucking series? What numbnut executive vice president of programming not only didn't pound the scrota of the imbeciles who pitched this with a rubber mallet, but actually greenlighted it? I'd love to see the Neilsens on this excrement. And that EVP's salary and bonus.

    The worst, of course, is Life After People. This is nothing more than a thrill ride for the Earth Firsters and other ecoterrorists of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement who think mankind should be eliminated from the biosphere. Whereas the History Channel formerly had erudite scholars discussing serious issues they now have burned out, ponytailed hippie cocksuckers with titles such as "urban ecologist" rubbing their hands together, barely able to contain their glee, as they recount what will happen when humans disappear, and the traces of humanity from buildings to monuments to sacred texts and documents to the lowliest footprint are wiped clean from Gaia's mons pubis. It's a singularly disgusting bit of theater. Everyone involved in this putrescent spectacle should be ashamed.

    Here's the other thing: these avuncular evolutionists, who decry the way in which we humans imperil the spotted owl or snail darter, refuse to accept habitat loss when embracing evolution. Whether the destruction of habitat occurs through logging or development or meteorite impact or volcano, loss is inevitable. Extinction is part of evolution. Those creatures that adapt and overcome flourish in the post-apocalypse. Others do not. It's been that way for eons. It's Gaia's way. In a sense, the environmentalist should embrace the extinction of the snail darter, for it portends the rise of a newer, more adapted, stronger species. Huzzah.

    Of course, the only extinction these self-loathing dilettantes cheer is the eventual one of us. Which makes the urban ecologist's statement that he would LOVE to see the hawks take over the canopies of the crumbling skyscrapers of the post-human world as uber raptors just so much filth. Because you won't, will you, boy? It's really pornographic, this obsession with and hatred of one's own species. In hardier days I suspect these insipid pipesmokers would have been detected as the runts of the litter, and kicked aside, away from the suckling teat.

    Ah, well. From the channel guide comes great jeremiads, I suppose. But I refuse to watch some life sciences professor from the University of New Mexico-Trinity Site lecture me on how fucking awesummus this indifferent orb will be without me. IFC's been showcasing Blue Velvet, for one thing. Frank and the boys may hate people, but at least they like to have them around. Being a victim at least still allows you to be."

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T05:31:31Z says:

      jesus fucking christ, you just showed up cruel and hank at the same time, i didn't even start to read all that but if you are dissing the learning channels then you can go to hell, some of my fav shows are on those educational channels

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-21T05:34:09Z says:

      I didn't write that, hence the quotes, but this guy pretty much sums up the miasma that has become of tv. It saddens me so, but I'm pretty sure the internet is next.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-05-21T05:43:46Z says:

      Fuck all that reading...someone give me the cliffs notes please!

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-05-21T05:53:51Z says:

      That's why I go out and make my own reality show.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-21T06:10:18Z says:

      Short version: Series about truckers driving on ice is boring (I nominally agree). Series about loggers is boring (I really agree). Series about the history of various gangs is a stupid idea. Series by a bunch of hippies about what they think will happen if humanity died today (and is a load of bullshit) is retarded, and therefore, sucks.

      In short, he hates the history channel, because they keep putting out crap shows. Personally, I think we should find the makers of every ghost-hunting show, every ufo-hunting show and ever speculative show about the future and force them to quit being idiots and get real jobs.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-21T06:45:33Z says:

      Exactly. Anyone remember TLC when it was The Learning Channel, or Discovery when they purveyed science rather than politics? I'd very much like to see David Attenborough eat Al Gores' liver with a side of fried rice.

    • mrubermonkey
      mrubermonkey 2009-05-21T07:11:45Z says:

      I remember when I was a little kid and watched good shows on TLC about things like the science of the world's fastest car. Now everything on TLC is all bollocks and I do not even bother with skimming that channel. Then again everything on television has gone to hell and the internet will soon completely replace it anyway.

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-21T07:23:21Z says:

      um why will the internet replace it? or how rather?
      you think people will watch youtube meme's for hours on end? yeah no.
      take a look at how fast hulu grew... there is a reason for that... people like watching tv shows.. just they want more on demand...

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-05-21T07:37:53Z says:

      TLC and The History Channel are both garbage. The Science Channel is where it's at.

    • Four
      Four 2009-05-21T08:18:59Z says:

      i prefer the food network, yum

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-21T15:01:50Z says:

      I think TV will exist but will do so more through the net like hulu as you mentioned or you'll be able to log into your account and set your own lineup to your box. Either way, I agree that classic TV as we know it now is on its way out.

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-21T15:15:23Z says:

      yak ..i think you're right about demand but part of watching tv ..is knowing there's lots of other people watching it at the same time..maybe it's just me but even an old movie i've seen a hundred times that i would never rent anymore happened to be on tv ..i'd watch..

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-21T20:17:50Z says:

      I basically don't watch TV anymore. I might catch the occasional show, though, like Mythbuster's.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-21T20:31:40Z says:

      I just leave the movie channels on(sky movies modern greats mostly) and only pay half attention to them. And occasionally I'll watch some comedy shows and cartoons.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-21T20:36:24Z says:

      diy network rules

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-22T06:22:11Z says:

      I have like 700 channels and everything is dumbed down nonsense mostly. I went for a year or so with no tv at all and never missed it a bit. I'd predict within the next ten years the govt. will either implement internet restrictions, or the networks will take it over completely (hulu type stuff), or both in tandem. The free exchange of information and ideas that goes on unchecked in cyberspace are more than quite a few influential people are comfortable with. It'll get choked off sooner than later.

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-05-21T05:29:56Z says:

    I didn't write that, hence the quotes, but this guy pretty much sums up the miasma that has become of tv. It saddens me so, but I'm pretty sure the internet is next.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-05-21T05:30:40Z says:

      Oops.

    • Alda
      Alda 2009-05-21T05:57:14Z says:

      fail

    • redrum
      redrum 2009-05-21T06:06:28Z says:

      Foul.

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-05-21T07:38:07Z says:

      fool

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-21T10:56:07Z says:

      knob-jockey

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2009-05-21T11:01:10Z says:

      fudge

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T13:32:51Z says:

      cowgirl

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-21T15:15:37Z says:

      fuck you oranje

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T16:54:01Z says:

      Fuck you hank

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-21T17:14:45Z says:

      Fuck you all

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-05-21T17:36:18Z says:

      *GASP*

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-21T18:18:56Z says:

      whos that stranger?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-22T01:47:43Z says:

      Fuck you Fries.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-22T01:48:57Z says:

      Why...so...venomous?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-22T02:54:38Z says:

      I felt like fitting in.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-22T02:56:06Z says:

      *a bowling pin in my anus.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-22T03:42:22Z says:

      Excuse me?

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2009-05-21T05:31:01Z says:

    So I am building a computer but the motherboard showed up DOA so I'm going to send it back but I'm doing 2 20" hp monitors and a EVGA Nvidia GeForce 8800 GTS and it's going to be boss

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T05:34:42Z says:

      got dual 20s at work and its pretty awesome, one of the best things is utilizing my kick ass collection of dualmon wallpapers

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-21T05:48:40Z says:

      um.. didn't raedon's new line of cards come out? you might want to look at their previous line for some very good deals...

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-21T05:53:07Z says:

      This is my first build and I decided to go AMD processor and Nvidia. I did look at Raedon cause I was thinking about the i7 but passed for now

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-21T05:54:10Z says:

      just make sure you get a shitload of ram ;/

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-21T05:56:51Z says:

      8gb of ddr3

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T05:58:25Z says:

      get as much ram in the cards as you can and get a 64 bit processor and OS so you can use the max ram the board allows

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-21T06:00:38Z says:

      yeah I am doing the 64 windows vista ultimate (vista isn't my first choice) and the cpu is 3 GHz on an asus motherboard but I have to send that back

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T06:04:06Z says:

      is there another bad batch of capacitors or something? I hope not cause I have replace a dozen motherboards at work because of a bad batch that came down about four or five years ago and they are still popping tops on me

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T06:05:33Z says:

      i'm still pissed at vista and M$, the fucking shit is still buggy and crashing on me, I hope to god win7 is better, the beta seems pretty good so far, i'm starting to get excited even though i know better

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-21T06:06:20Z says:

      I think so cause the site I bought it from people had been complaining that some of the outputs weren't working like with mine. The only problem now is that I can't get the CPU chip out of the mother board :/

    • Indica
      Indica 2009-05-21T06:07:43Z says:

      You going to downgrade to XP, or be ballsy and try windows 7 RC

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-21T06:09:57Z says:

      I thought about XP but from what I have heard is M$ is going to phase it out soon and I have 7 on a disc but I don't have RC so I would have to download that but I was going to wait till I finished my comp then get it. And then duel boot

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T06:10:22Z says:

      ha, that is not good, it has to have a quick release catch, you just gotta figure it out

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-21T06:10:28Z says:

      windows 7 is not better.. if anything its worse :(
      but at least its going to have better virtualization for older "os's"
      microsoft is soooooooooooooo fucked right now.....

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T06:14:54Z says:

      7 is just vista engine with better visual and GUI features but those alone are enough to have me itching for the upgrade

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-21T06:23:36Z says:

      just got it out, didn't release the snap thing far enough back

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-21T07:57:14Z says:

      ms has released statements saying they will support xp until 2013, so i dont think you have a problem there. i have dual screens too right now but its kinda ugly, ones a 19" acer and the others a new hp 23.3". i have a bunch of asus 9" netbooks for sale if anyones interested.

    • sergeant-taco
      sergeant-taco 2009-05-21T11:03:50Z says:

      How much? And what models?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T13:34:41Z says:

      Is windows 3.1 still good or should I upgrade?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-21T13:39:47Z says:

      im giving up on windows once xp is phased out. i'm thinking ubuntu.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-21T17:15:54Z says:

      How did this cocksucker Wanko get back on here?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T17:18:57Z says:

      Hahahah

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T17:19:39Z says:

      I knew if I said "fuck you hank" enough times you'd show up.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T17:20:04Z says:

      Fuck you hank.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-05-21T17:31:03Z says:

      You said it a second time. That means I have to go to bed. See you assface.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T17:32:46Z says:

      he has a feed like vicsin that emails him when his name shows up here

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-21T17:39:37Z says:

      i miss burning hanks ass

    • elchris
      elchris 2009-05-21T17:40:40Z says:

      there was a lot of motivation on the faggot assed little teacher

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T17:49:54Z says:

      Goddamnit dwhill don't say that word again.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-21T18:20:25Z says:

      fuck it Wanko stop pretending to be Oranje

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T20:12:48Z says:

      did she break your heart too wanko? like she did anotherday?
      I am still pissed at her for eating apathy :(

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-21T20:19:53Z says:

      What word? "Feed?" "Vicsin?"

      I just realized I put those two words in order...

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-21T20:26:19Z says:

      I still can't believe what AD did. I think some of us should give him some attention, just to see if he does anymore stupid stuff like that, would be funny.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-21T20:30:03Z says:

      wait, that was lucid wasn't it, oh well, i can't keep the annoying attention whore straight anymore :/

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-21T20:33:21Z says:

      I was dragging lucid's lesbian stories out of her a couple of nights ago, didn't get far :( I still fapped though.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-21T21:19:01Z says:

      What did anotherDouche do?

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-21T21:20:45Z says:

      He made a video of him shitting on a jizz covered picture of lucid, 'cause she 'broke his heart'.

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-21T21:21:56Z says:

      sgt taco, im asking $200 shipped and they are upgraded eeepc 900a models. 1.6ghz intel atom n270, 3gb ram, 4gb ssd, wifi + all the normal stuff.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-21T21:27:42Z says:

      I don't know if you are being serious or not, this is Mucho. AD, did you shit on a bitch?

    • anotherday
      anotherday 2009-05-22T00:39:56Z says:

      jizzed and shit on her tits, yes i did. ill send you a link if you would like.

  • Terrapin
    Terrapin 2009-05-21T05:50:16Z says:

    Who gives a shit?

    • Indica
      Indica 2009-05-21T06:06:42Z says:

      shut the fuck up

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2009-05-21T09:23:11Z says:

      no, you shut up!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-21T18:22:07Z says:

      pair of you shut up unless you want to feel the back of my hand

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T22:42:10Z says:

      Pistol-whip those motherfuckers with your beretta.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-21T22:51:47Z says:

      Free Wanko!
      I mean...free OJ!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-21T22:55:09Z says:

      shut up and take Oranje's cock out of your mouth

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-21T23:37:00Z says:

      Why? You hungry for more man-meat again?
      *feeds Rainman-fag*

  • yak
    yak 2009-05-21T08:04:11Z says:

    i mean.. i see what they are trying to say... television programs are shitty... but thats not really the difference between a hd tv and a non hd tv ;/

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-21T10:57:25Z says:

      true but i want to see my crap in high-definition

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-21T13:35:22Z says:

      The garbage can should be stretched out, or with black bars on either side of the screen.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-21T21:21:45Z says:

      Has anyone ever noticed that BluRays are supposed to be 1800 pixels by whatever but almost all of them are 1200 pixels with BluRay sound.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-21T21:22:17Z says:

      Fucking shiny Sony piece of shit

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-21T21:23:12Z says:

      Shiny Sony Sold Shit at the Sea Shore

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-21T21:52:43Z says:

      what the fuck are you talking about ph?
      the pixels I think you are talking about is is 1920X1080 but that has nothing to do with the aspect ratio. On an hdtv it's 1.77:1 but most movies are shot in 1.85:1 and 2.39:1, therefore they are shot in a wider frame and why you have black bars. If you have them on the side it's because broadcasters are sending the hd pic in 1.33:1

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-21T23:31:10Z says:

      I never said anything aboot aspect ratio. The 1920 is the px measurement. BluRays have more px and therefore higher clarity than regular HD. However most BluRays are only HD quality 1280 with "BluRay" sound, it's bullshit. The aspect ratio is how those px are stretched or cropped to match a tv. So what the fuck are you talking aboot? Did you ever accept that live request?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-21T23:49:35Z says:

      Whatever your puking...stfu.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-22T00:01:16Z says:

      Wow, another groupie. Go fuck yourself Hank

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-22T00:03:23Z says:

      You're a noob. Be quiet.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-22T00:11:22Z says:

      Fuck that shit, I never liked you. In the immortal words of Shakespeare "You sir are a cunt."

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-22T00:16:20Z says:

      Shakespeare didn't use punctuation, huh?
      "You sir...are a noob. And must therefore shutteth the fuck up a whole lotteth more."

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-22T00:25:12Z says:

      I wouldn't know, Shakespeare is for faggot English"men" that like to wear tights and talk like bitches. Man the fuck up England, shit.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-22T00:34:19Z says:

      That was very well put. England really should just "man the fuck up".

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-22T00:34:22Z says:

      Like we've been doing for thousands of years you mean?
      Oooookay.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-22T00:34:52Z says:

      (The 'manning up' part)

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-05-22T00:35:15Z says:

      ...and the tights part.

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-05-22T00:38:01Z says:

      PH... you're an idiot, Shakespeare's shits were more brilliant than you could ever hope to be.

      Ah yeah.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-22T04:39:57Z says:

      yeah I accepted the invite. I still don't get what your talking about but the HD sound is 5.1 or 7.1 dolby digital. The highest resolution that is made on discs is 1440 vertical

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-22T04:42:08Z says:

      I saw a monitor that does like 2200X1600 or something but anything on TV is 1920X1080i and most tvs can display up to 1080p.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-22T04:42:23Z says:

      anything on tv as in broadcast tv shows

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-05-21T20:43:15Z says:

    the internat cant provide all my televisual needs... cant even watch programs on YouTube any more cos BBC has them all taken off.

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posted May 21, 2009

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