Two Foot Dick

Comments to Two Foot Dick

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  drumrave 2008-09-18T04:14:24Z says:

  If you could actually do math then you would know that it is 1000% larger then your cock

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    Jones 2008-09-18T13:05:22Z says:

    That would go all the way from A to Z on a keyboard.
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    FredBurrows 2008-09-18T20:24:45Z says:

    Mine doesn't even fill the first half of the home row...
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    CruelHM 2008-09-18T22:44:57Z says:

    Haven't seen a keyboard layout recently have you?
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    Jones 2008-09-21T18:02:33Z says:

    Haven't realised that that was the point have you?
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  TiredGuy 2008-09-18T04:24:51Z says:

  definitely real.
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  NikoxBellic 2008-09-18T04:30:08Z says:

  what no long dong silver tag?
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  gta2800 2008-09-18T04:33:19Z says:

  Damn, stupid nigger beats me by like half an inch.

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    BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-18T04:36:36Z says:

    comparin outverts to inverts dont count
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    StickyBeets 2008-09-18T04:59:43Z says:

    buttholes with the name calling are always jealous, huh, gta2800?...
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    StickyBeets 2008-09-18T16:16:46Z says:

    gta2800 meant to type "..beats me by like 23 and a half an inch"...
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    exojjl 2008-09-18T20:31:08Z says:

    haha, once again you sucked his tiny wang? How other would you know?
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    Darktide5 2008-09-19T03:26:07Z says:

    ^The same douche who tried to grammar nazi me?
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  -Morph- 2008-09-18T04:42:28Z says:

  what a useless trait to have, you couldnt really fuck a girl with that. atleats not well. maybe it would be useful if you got paid to fuck horses or something.

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    Wario7793 2008-09-18T04:45:02Z says:

    whipping asses with it isn't a bad thing.
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    Agent-G 2008-09-18T05:19:38Z says:

    having it always limp would kinda suck
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    Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-09-18T18:43:54Z says:

    if he was actually able to get a boner he would die from lack of blood to the brain
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    exojjl 2008-09-18T20:31:43Z says:

    hahahahahahaha
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    tavery80 2008-09-19T02:53:52Z says:

    rumor has it that was Johnny Wadd's problem...when he was a kid, whenever he got fully hard he would pass out...his Dr. guided him to some books on controlling his erections.
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  mikebeez 2008-09-18T05:12:43Z says:

  the shiny toy guns is crackin me up
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  stringsNstuff 2008-09-18T05:16:30Z says:

  new dance!
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  jpsithlord 2008-09-18T06:33:10Z says:

  He beats me by a foot, fuckin' shithole!

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    drumrave 2008-09-18T06:37:36Z says:

    are you measuring from your lower back?
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    Wario7793 2008-09-18T07:58:54Z says:

    nah, from his shoulder blades.
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  fries-please 2008-09-18T10:17:15Z says:

  he's gonna have somebodys eye out with that thing
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  rock_strongo 2008-09-18T10:30:34Z says:

  Judging by the age of the video I would say he was a normal kid who experimented with an old timey washing machine with interesting results.
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  cdbsr00 2008-09-18T11:09:31Z says:

  dexter st. jock . .
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  Beefy08 2008-09-18T12:12:52Z says:

  Fuck having a two foot dick. Im not bending mine in half for nobody.

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    sir_puffalottabud 2008-09-18T12:17:19Z says:

    lol
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  CruelHM 2008-09-18T23:54:46Z says:

  I actually walked in on this very scene here. Imagine my surprise at a black guy strung up, looking like a long piece of brown play-doh, with an extra-long rolled out piece of brown play-doh hanging between his legs. I abruptly departed said scene with small white penis (and dignity) barely in tact...
  "I was quit when I walked in here...I'm twice as quit now..."
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  ClaudeBallz 2008-09-19T21:34:57Z says:

  Was he giving them communion?
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  JDLucas1369 2008-10-09T22:09:24Z says:

  haha he can knock bitches out with that thing.
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  Abroxas 2009-11-09T23:25:24Z says:

  hahaha