I went to the doctor's and they put some solution in my ear and then used this vacuum thing and sucked out a really long black piece of ear wax. Along with a hearing test, they charged like $500+.
$500?! Jesus. I went to get my ear checked and flushed a year ago. They charged me 0 euros. I had to wait two days before I got to see the doc/nurse. I guess that is the good side of public health care.
I flush my ears out once a month; you should see the crap that comes out of my ear canals. Most people do not have the slightest idea what collects and grows in their ears; mold, fungus and such nasties.
I've used ear candles!! you stick one side of it in your ear and light the bitch! the candle burns halfway down and then the half that is left is full of earwax. You can only do it once a year but man it feels good.
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I had something like that once before. Not anywhere as bad, but the flushed my ear with some hydrogen-peroxide solution.
I tell you, when it comes out, your hearing improves tenfold.
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I went to the doctor's and they put some solution in my ear and then used this vacuum thing and sucked out a really long black piece of ear wax. Along with a hearing test, they charged like $500+.
They've always had me put olive oil in my ear/s for a week before syringing with water. Still, it works, got some huge lumps out before.
$500?! Jesus. I went to get my ear checked and flushed a year ago. They charged me 0 euros. I had to wait two days before I got to see the doc/nurse. I guess that is the good side of public health care.
Looks like she cleans her ears about as often as she washes her ass.
They don't have anything but Doctors and Dumbasses in India.
apparently they also have mariachi bands
I flush my ears out once a month; you should see the crap that comes out of my ear canals. Most people do not have the slightest idea what collects and grows in their ears; mold, fungus and such nasties.
i would eat that piece he took out for 10$
No you wouldn't.
Stick your finger in your ear right now and just get a little juice on there, and try it. Then tell me if you'd eat that glob.
*waves a $10 bill at Yak* Come on boy, film it for the site. I'll mail you the cash!
My friend would spend like, 10 seconds with his index finger in his ear and then suck on the wax. I gagged.
I've used ear candles!! you stick one side of it in your ear and light the bitch! the candle burns halfway down and then the half that is left is full of earwax. You can only do it once a year but man it feels good.