Ugly Couch

Comments to Ugly Couch

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  Nixon'sGhost 2009-08-31T04:22:45Z says:

  Dear diary... jackpot!

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    1rish1 2009-08-31T06:08:08Z says:

    Dear diary... Got kneed in the face while banging a girl from behind today.
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    Make-it-Bacon 2009-08-31T10:12:50Z says:

    Dream!
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  Mako 2009-08-31T04:59:42Z says:

  "Fuck yo couch, nigga!"
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  mamer 2009-08-31T05:30:26Z says:

  I could totally suck that, but not on that couch.

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    AquaLunaTik 2009-08-31T16:07:16Z says:

    If your focus is on the couch and not on her you may be a ...
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-31T16:21:38Z says:

    ...faggot.
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  yak 2009-08-31T06:39:38Z says:

  i like how her stomach looks like a really fucked up 3d wireframe ;/

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    -DeadKennedys- 2009-08-31T13:46:43Z says:

    Winner^
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  jerkaholik 2009-08-31T09:33:34Z says:

  i don't think i could fuck that..its kinda confusing..

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    dik 2009-08-31T13:51:10Z says:

    that's what she said
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    jerkaholik 2009-08-31T23:06:59Z says:

    oh..thats kinda sad. i feel sorry for you..
    
    and i'll tell jamiee.
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  HankChinaski 2009-08-31T14:07:26Z says:

  One time I brought a chick (I knew her. We fucked on occasion.) home from the bar and fucked her on the couch in the living room. I was so into it and banging her so hard I broke the end of the couch off. It was intense. I'll never forget the look on her face after, either. Total amazement.

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    HankChinaski 2009-08-31T14:08:24Z says:

    Glory days well they'll pass you by
    Glory days in the wink of a young Hank's eye
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    El_Wanko 2009-08-31T14:47:46Z says:

    Blow up dolls always have that surprised look on their faces.
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-31T14:50:42Z says:

    I always wrap the faces up with duct tape.
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    jimijames 2009-08-31T14:57:18Z says:

    Are we still talking dolls?
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    El_Wanko 2009-08-31T17:32:30Z says:

    We're not talking to you.
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  jimijames 2009-08-31T14:58:20Z says:

  The things i could do with that.....
  
  Unfortunately i've already had a wank this morning so she's all outta luck for my splurge.