um...i woke up to this sunday morning
explain to me why god had to do this?
um...i woke up to this sunday morning
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Comments to um...i woke up to this sunday morning
is he walking with dick?
Yeah I think so. I like the motions he makes with it while he's talking that made me laugh pretty hard.
LOL I was waiting for him to fall over... He has a career on Howard.
that dick-foot scares me
How many ladies wanna fuck his tentacle thing.
it's called a dick-foot
Yeah, show him some respect.
lol, dick-foot
I'd say more like dick-10".
LMFAO DICK FOOT
I wonder how many people in the audience got tired of listening to him and wanted to put a sign above him, "See the talking stump!"
or "the human punchbag"
Wait, he never got up. WTF?
fake!
So what was the miracle? Did he win the lottery? Did he find the arms and lower half of the terminator just laying on the ground? What was it?
The miracle is how a person could believe in a god that would do this to him, and be appreciative. Some real mental gymnastics there.
If there was a God and he hypothetically knew everything and could do anything then, yeah, He could have a reason to do alot of fucked up stuff we don't understand. It's always a matter of faith which is "illogical" and relatively intangible so there you have it.
I have put faith in a lot of things and have seldom been let down. So there you are.
There is nothing there to let you down.
sure there is. I had faith you would respond to this, Hank. I have faith in myself and what I learn about others.
Those are just educated guesses. Faith in the sense in which we are using it refers to a belief in some kind of god / higher power.
I know. I have that too. But educated guess is a trash term and faith is relative to all things, because god created all things. Anytime someone is right can be called an educated guess. That's the natural pessemistic stance. I am not very religious by the way.
I mean I am on MS and my work is pretty hideous.
That must be why your name is Godzilla, because you believe in God!
Btw, educated guesses can also be wrong.
Yes faith can, hence the term seldom.
You say potato, I say unjustified belief in a supernatural being.
Yep, wonderful world, aint it. But supernatural is a pretty correct statement, Thanks.
It can be wonderful. It can also be shitty. Depends on where you're standing, not on any flying spaghetti monster.
PO(oD)
That's kind of a pessemistic Captain obvious comment, but thanks for the assist.
Not pessemistic, realistic.
Can't you tell the difference?
Not believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pessimistic!
torso man exists!
ohh nice..god, you crafty son of a bitch, you!
oh is that kosher? fuck idk.
I don't think God would ever make a man sit on his balls for his entire life, I blame Bush.
hahah espy youre soo rad
The power of positive thinking. I'd sit him in front of a tv and play some porn. Maybe God would beat him off.
Maybe on a hot dog.
what a hell is that tentacle thing , what the fuck?
i think it's his deformed tentacle foot.
its looks like an tentacle.....thats so sick.
its awsome
It's a dick-foot.
Doot? or fick?
i thought of those , neither really worked. It's a dick-foot
the torso man in "freaks" could at least roll his own cigarette and light it with matches.
that was a real miricle!
finally someone dik could fight and not lose to.
no way i would fight this guy...the dick-foot gives me the heebie jeebies
although i suppose i could kick him in the head and run
He'd probably chew your ankles off dik. Unless you had Stan with you, then Stan would chew your ankles off.
this guy doesn't even have ankles. or does he?.This may sound strange but i'd like to see this guy naked
Don't pretend you already haven't.
in his younger years, dik experimented with freaks..
torso man was his favorite.
cause he couldnt run away like the rest.
haha exactly what i was getting at.
Put a fucking tube sock on or something!
no kidding!
what is that fucking thing??
like a clam foot
I thought it was a dick-foot.
It's a dick-clam-foot
what a freakshow
how come he can trim his beard so neatly?
even worse... how's he wipe his arse?
God does it presumably
I wish i could turn book pages with my cock.
Practice makes perfect.
If you jizz on it, stick your cock in it, wait for it to dry, you can probably do it.
If you only read one page every 20min or so, this is feasible.
I also fucking hate these self-righteous bible-bashing American fuckwits...
It's bible thumping, bashing if they hate the bible, thumping if they're pushy fucks that try to get you to come to church.
They regularly bash the bishop though...
How so?
psssst jamie, bash the bishop means wank...you may want to start using the urban dictionary
...or Roger Mellies Profanisaurus
oh.
naive=noob?
Couldn't find it in the profanasaurus.
Hey, Cheeky! You interposter!
I think he thanks god he wasn't born in the third-world where he'd be either dead by now or propped up against a mud hut somewhere staving to death as fleas and horse flyes consume his putrefying flesh.
He begging gold in a 3rd world country. His parents would have moved to the nearest tourist town and propped him on a street corner with a coffee can.
hahaha He fell over and cant get up again, pricks gonna have to do rest of his jokes on his belly!
The great thing about having arms and legs is you can kick people before slamming the door in their face when they mention religion
Sadly beyond "I might break my arm", "I may break my ankle" and similar jokes, this guy's got nothing.
even though i dont agree with all the religious nonsence, i say props to this dude.
Props, sure, he does need props
takes a man to be able to laugh at your own flaws, be humurous about it. and not to be an emo about every kind of shit in life
If he couldn't laugh at his predicament he'd have cut his wrists already, er tied a noose and hung himself, um, put a gun to his head... jumped off a cliff! there we go.
elchris, you do realise I was taking the piss. I meant props that would hold the nobhead up, not props as in, turn around in little circles 'cos he cant tap himself on the back.
^Don't apologize for being a cock smoker, its not mucho.
I didnt, read it again & perhaps you may understand it the second time.
ofcourse he won't..
Does the miracle of God wipe this dude's ass?
God's miracle is that he produces his own brown lubricant for sliding around.
kaffirs
he didn't get up though...
thats creepy