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  • sergeant-taco
    sergeant-taco 2009-11-05T05:10:51Z says:

    That's just not right. If he was smart he'd use his feet and a feather duster or something.

    • Phelsu
      Phelsu 2009-11-05T05:28:59Z says:

      a feather duster ?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-11-05T06:22:41Z says:

      FleshLight

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-06T01:38:00Z says:

      I got some good news. I just went upstairs to toilet my wife, and usually when she's done, I make her do a little exercise to try and strengthen her legs. Well tonight, she seemed to be standing pretty good, so I slowly let her go without her knowing it. And she stood there by herself for the first time, with me at least, for a good minute or so. Then I showed her my hands, and she stood a little while longer. Slowly but surely.

    • DOERanger
      DOERanger 2009-11-06T02:24:21Z says:

      Congrats man.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-11-06T02:31:45Z says:

      Attaboy, tool. I'm working at a neuro clinic right now, that's pretty much the way. If she gets good at that, you might consider giving her gentle pushes to challenge her balance

    • Sporty
      Sporty 2009-11-06T02:33:58Z says:

      Good news toolman!

    • LdyMorgan
      LdyMorgan 2009-11-06T04:43:10Z says:

      That IS good news!

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-11-06T12:36:30Z says:

      well done the missus, but did you get a hand-job?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-07T01:54:45Z says:

      NO

  • bl00dys0x
    bl00dys0x 2009-11-05T05:13:38Z says:

    if your going to go that far, might as well suck him off too.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2009-11-05T16:20:11Z says:

      my thoughts exactly

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-11-06T12:36:46Z says:

      hahahaha

  • sirtokesalot
    sirtokesalot 2009-11-05T05:23:32Z says:

    you're not helping him to masturbate...you're jackin' off your son

    • WheresTheBeef
      WheresTheBeef 2009-11-05T11:20:09Z says:

      agreed... he's a dude, if he wants to jack off im sure he'll find a way on his own, we always do...

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-05T12:55:12Z says:

      I used to place my dick in front of the water jets at the public pool and watch all the girls go round in thier bikinis.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2009-11-05T14:04:01Z says:

      haha wow

    • sirtokesalot
      sirtokesalot 2009-11-05T19:50:31Z says:

      good for you tool...thinking outside the box

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-11-06T03:37:28Z says:

      Hahaha toolman I did that in the jacuzzis aswell, brilliant.

    • RigorTortoise
      RigorTortoise 2009-11-06T03:44:51Z says:

      isn't that the definition of masturbation tokes? "outside the box"

    • LdyMorgan
      LdyMorgan 2009-11-06T04:43:43Z says:

      Tool..."used to"?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-07T01:55:55Z says:

      I'm to fat to go to the public pool anymore.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-07T01:56:14Z says:

      Any suggestions?

  • div-ide
    div-ide 2009-11-05T05:26:20Z says:

    he's gonna be pissed off..that he missed 3 months of incest...

  • DahmersDoctor
    DahmersDoctor 2009-11-05T05:28:11Z says:

    I am Big-Boobed 'Liscensed Massage Female' Who will happily jerk-off war veterans for free! E-mail me galleries of you in a tiger cage, and 1st month free!!! WHEE!!!!

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-11-05T06:24:00Z says:

      I'm calling spam nigger on this one.

  • Piscachas
    Piscachas 2009-11-05T06:31:16Z says:

    only in America

    • DoubleC
      DoubleC 2009-11-05T06:57:20Z says:

      Oh Bullshit.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-11-05T11:45:51Z says:

      no i think that is true

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-05T12:56:41Z says:

      I'll take it. After all, we did come from England.

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2009-11-05T07:59:27Z says:

    How does the kid even get hard in the first place? I mean his mom is giving him a fuckin hand job!

    • WheresTheBeef
      WheresTheBeef 2009-11-05T11:21:20Z says:

      have u seen his mum? she has a big square head, slightly grey in colour and WOW what a smile...

    • Holesome
      Holesome 2009-11-05T13:08:20Z says:

      She's my sister

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-11-06T02:32:28Z says:

      ^winner

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-11-05T12:57:23Z says:

    What he doesn't know, won't hurt him.

  • 11262
    11262 2009-11-05T14:21:07Z says:

    Use the old black maid and wash ur hands off Mrs. Oedipus Rex....

  • mufdvr121
    mufdvr121 2009-11-05T14:23:57Z says:

    why doesnt he rub his dick up and down on the wall like a normal person

    • fukUgoodNight
      fukUgoodNight 2009-11-05T17:12:19Z says:

      just get a dog and peanut butter nuff said.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2009-11-06T02:14:54Z says:

      and how is he going to open the jar of peanut butter?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-11-06T02:32:42Z says:

      Use his feet

  • SNIKT
    SNIKT 2009-11-05T19:16:45Z says:

    Cup the balls. And, since you've already gone this far, you might as well go down on him.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2009-11-05T19:18:17Z says:

      Sorry bl00dys0x, I missed your post.

  • tinski
    tinski 2009-11-05T20:08:36Z says:

    why wouldn't you just get him a hooker?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-05T21:37:15Z says:

      Mothers don't want thier children going to hookers. They're not clean.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2009-11-07T14:29:07Z says:

      You gotta save money nowadays, what with the price of gas and all.

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2009-11-05T23:02:12Z says:

    fake.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2009-11-05T23:47:37Z says:

    different strokes for different folks

  • TheMoebius
    TheMoebius 2009-11-05T23:56:19Z says:

    Ohhhh c'mon who here has never been jerked off by their mom?? Oh that's right... I haven't. LOL I'd hate to have that conversation... "Dear, I'm not sure how to say this... but I've been BEATING OFF OUR SON!!!" ;)

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2009-11-06T01:32:24Z says:

      I'm sure she cleaned it until it got hard, but I know she never finished it out.

  • studvader
    studvader 2009-11-06T05:25:26Z says:

    awww cute

LdyMorgan
posted November 05, 2009

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