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Comments to um...wtf?
That's just not right. If he was smart he'd use his feet and a feather duster or something.
a feather duster ?
FleshLight
I got some good news. I just went upstairs to toilet my wife, and usually when she's done, I make her do a little exercise to try and strengthen her legs. Well tonight, she seemed to be standing pretty good, so I slowly let her go without her knowing it. And she stood there by herself for the first time, with me at least, for a good minute or so. Then I showed her my hands, and she stood a little while longer. Slowly but surely.
Congrats man.
Attaboy, tool. I'm working at a neuro clinic right now, that's pretty much the way. If she gets good at that, you might consider giving her gentle pushes to challenge her balance
Good news toolman!
That IS good news!
well done the missus, but did you get a hand-job?
NO
if your going to go that far, might as well suck him off too.
my thoughts exactly
hahahaha
you're not helping him to masturbate...you're jackin' off your son
agreed... he's a dude, if he wants to jack off im sure he'll find a way on his own, we always do...
I used to place my dick in front of the water jets at the public pool and watch all the girls go round in thier bikinis.
haha wow
good for you tool...thinking outside the box
Hahaha toolman I did that in the jacuzzis aswell, brilliant.
isn't that the definition of masturbation tokes? "outside the box"
Tool..."used to"?
I'm to fat to go to the public pool anymore.
Any suggestions?
he's gonna be pissed off..that he missed 3 months of incest...
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I'm calling spam nigger on this one.
only in America
Oh Bullshit.
no i think that is true
I'll take it. After all, we did come from England.
How does the kid even get hard in the first place? I mean his mom is giving him a fuckin hand job!
have u seen his mum? she has a big square head, slightly grey in colour and WOW what a smile...
She's my sister
^winner
What he doesn't know, won't hurt him.
Use the old black maid and wash ur hands off Mrs. Oedipus Rex....
why doesnt he rub his dick up and down on the wall like a normal person
just get a dog and peanut butter nuff said.
and how is he going to open the jar of peanut butter?
Use his feet
Cup the balls. And, since you've already gone this far, you might as well go down on him.
Sorry bl00dys0x, I missed your post.
why wouldn't you just get him a hooker?
Mothers don't want thier children going to hookers. They're not clean.
You gotta save money nowadays, what with the price of gas and all.
fake.
different strokes for different folks
Ohhhh c'mon who here has never been jerked off by their mom?? Oh that's right... I haven't. LOL I'd hate to have that conversation... "Dear, I'm not sure how to say this... but I've been BEATING OFF OUR SON!!!" ;)
I'm sure she cleaned it until it got hard, but I know she never finished it out.
awww cute