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Yak, I dare you to show this
Ahhh religion...
Party with jesus
Charlie Manson is sneaky.
Point for the UK
How many of you speak other languages here?
Hookers for JC
Buddhist Cremation
stigmata
Jesus is dead
Jesus Saves!
Hey mom, I'm an Atheist!
Westboro Baptist Church ft. Libby Smalls
Religious Motherfuckers
Documentary on the opression of women in islamic countries.
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Praise White Jesus!
"PLUS HE'S A VILE HOMOSEXUAL!"
lawl
I'm not a fan of organized religion, nor am I from the south, but Constitutionally this guy is politically correct<-(terms with twisted definitions aside). I also enjoy the "crazy person" tag, as "racist" wouldn't play here. Here's what I take from this, anyone opposing more government control over individual choices and freedoms, and the right to opt out of imposed taxes and pay their own fucking way in the world is a racist (if white), or a "crazy person" (if black)? Perhaps Yak and Admin are "crazy people" for thinking the government cares about them, and is implementing this legislation with their best interests at heart. What percentage of your income is taken in taxes in Canada. I get raped bi-weekly as it is, FUCK more taxes!
tldr
Yeah, I shoulda just said first or gay, from now on I'll try harder to fit in.
fake...dont forget about fake!!
no seriously rolando, most of the time i enjoy your novels, its just that i was so fucking baked 2 hrs ago, nothing personal.
Roland Roland Roland
He likes to suck the pole and
keeps his cheeks cum swollen
Rawhide chaps and chapped lips
Puts an extra gay swivel in his hips
Limping limp-wristed
Gay lisping pimp fisted sister
So pretty it's hard to resist her
Only thing twisted
is her fat, black mustache
& breath so bad
A gas mask is a must-have
Smellin' like a crustacean
dwellin' in the sub-basement
Face it
She needs more than a facelift
Her whole head
She needs to replace it
A 10 pound bag of shit
would be better
Gap tooth bitch
rhyming like swiss cheese
I rhyme like chedder
Mo better
She'll suck a dozen dirty dead dog dicks
if you let her
I met her
She smelled like Freddy Kruger's sweater
Hank is off his meds.
hanks a fucking nigger, who cares
And blows smoke like a steam pump
Smellin like a dump truck
Fulla sump pumps
Step up son
My cards trump
I yell fire
In a crowded empire
I'll masticate ya
Expectorate ya
Stand back and incinerate ya
Congratulate myself on your conflagration
Hope you enjoyed your initiation..
*blows Hank's ashes into the wind
Congratulate you on your flatulance?
Your fatassedness?
Your bad gassedness?
Expectorate?
I expect your late
getting to the toilet very often
Runny stool too soft and then
You need some kaopectate
and a little wait
and a lot more fiber in your diet
Just try it
By way of experimentation
You could try to eat my rhymes
A marathon of mastication
A massive mastadon-sized exasperation
Buy you couldn't chew them
Like crossword puzzles
You can't do them
Like jars of pickles
You can't unscrew them
Like Peter Piper's pecker
You just blew him
Ran to him like a little girl
You've swallowed more nuts than a squirrel
How you gonna stand up to me
when you always bent over
Touching your toes
Looking for clover
Always grabbing your ankles
Gay bimbo
You play limbo with a long pink dildo
You splayed akimbo on a giant pink pillow
You soft
You a fucking pussy willow
Kinda pussy gets pushed outta windows
"I expect 'your' late"?
I suspect you're late
Tardy
Foolhardy
Brimming with hate
Teaching the teacher
Pulled out of class
I took your lunch money
And stole your hall pass
Stuffed your back pack
Up your ass crack
Hear them bones snap?
I'll stop up your stovepipe
Golf ball your blowhole
Call out your trite tripe
And meat pole your throat hole
I'm the professor
Who just owned your ass
Be timely tomorrow
The lesson's on Class
Th
I think you missed a period
Language nazi
You rap like an old fag
up late playing yahtzee
I'm a fucking rap kamikazi
You can't escape me
Can't outrace me
I'm a fucking tripwire
A live wire
Wrap you up in barbed wire
I shred my enemy's rhymes
behind enemy lines
My rhymes are like landmines
Blowing off your feet and I repeat
My rhymes are like landmines
I put them in your shoes and you lose
Pop goes the sneaker and you get weaker
You won't last
I'll kill you by Friday
Then take a weekend pass
Two full days fucking your mom
in the ass
Both y'all need to calm to fuck down.
Relax, sit back and stop actin' like clowns.
Rap battlin' on Mucho is creative I must say,
But your spits about flatulence and class is so cliche,
Gay.
Homosexual at the least.
Quit acting like bitches with vaginas filled with yeast.
Infected, rejected
Yeah you could say that for sure,
But one thing is definite: Straight up immature.
So, c'mon boys. Quit insulting with song.
Like a negro once said
"Why can't we all just get along?"
TwoBit is down for it
Thinking 'bout Hank
with two fingers in her pussy
and her thumb on her clit
Under the sheets unseen
Masturbating her little bean
TwoBit down for the tag team
But Roland's gay as a moonbeam
TwoBit's got a little itch
If it doesn't get scratched
she turns into a little bitch
Who wants to make a TwoBit sandwich?
Mr. Hank, if I may,
Put my disgust on display.
A manwhich you with is not my forte.
And if you must know, that itch has been scratched
And I'm a bitch either way so your ideas are mismatched.
The first girl to rhyme here
Made an excellent showing
My moneys on Hank
Not going, but cumming.
why dont you two just get a room and over with this sexual tension? twobit, better stay out of this, you'll only get their gay all over you!
Bravo TwoBit, good show.
Suge is the latest desperate noob
Trying too hard like those fags on YouTube
Even his mother hates him
Violently berates him
Ending soon is his name being seen
Flaunting his ass, like a little queen
Undressing his dolls on his bedroom floor
Craving the attention of random men
Kneeling down & blowing all ten
Same old shit we've all seen
Knowing where the eels have been
I heard he loves to caress steves nips
Does he not realise, this is an acrostic?
Shit, Id beat him like a nigger on a slave ship
^That's about all I'm capable of.
^that sucked.
hahaha yes sir.
Jay Z I am not.
roses are red violets are blue
suck my dick niggers
Dude, that was worse than mine.
Or at least I'd like to think.
Youre a regualar Gay Z
How rude!
I AM THE RAP KING OF MUCHO!!!
Where's my crown, bitches!?!
It's already on my head. :/
Fuck you,
whunu.
Rap King of Mucho?
Bitch you're not good enuf to be my ho
But I will let you lick my balls
You like it when daddy rapes your jaws
So bend over and don't clench
While you take this dick you juggalo clown bitch
Chick-et-y check you got wrecked
I'm PussyHands and I get my respect
Hank, you gonna take that? ^
How is it that hurricane jew is missing out on all this?
he be chillin
eatin lemon pie fillin
No, I shall not be taking it
Pussy's not a rapper
He's just faking it
Like wind he's just breaking it
He likes to break dance
in orange day-glo pants
He's glow in the dark
Like the neon colored condoms
he blows in the the park
He's a poopy little puppey
A droopy guppie
I'm a shark
Great white hope
He sinks and I float
He stinks like an old turd
flung in an old moat
There's a shark in the park!
No, that's just Hank
chewing up Pussy on a lark
On a whim
I'd spit in pussy Pussy's little quim
Fill it to the brim
Make him lick the rim
Slam the toilet seat on his head
And repeat and repeat
until he's dead
Leave him in a back alley
with an ugly crack ho named Sally
I'm pretty sure OJ won
Peppered us with knowledge
A lyrical shotgun
Ass fulla rhymes
Like rock salt
Cant see his depth
It's our own fault
Unfathomable
Unimaginable
Feasted upon
He's a rap cannibal
Skills infallible
Owned us like used cars
Inseminated our fore brains
Impregnated our mainframes
Used and discarded us
Like gutter rubbers
In dumpsters behind gay bars
Left us swoonin' like bitches
Morning after lookin' in mirrors
Examining the mental come stains
Fishin our brains out the sink drain
We got owned, main.
Wtf are you kidding? Roland you are shit if you think that's good.
Yeah Roland. I mean.. c'mon man. :/
You are pretty fucking limited with an acrostic.
It's 10X easier when you can put whatever you want.
But where's the challenge in just yelling slander at one another?
Might as well give it some rhythm.
Where is the challenge in using a specific point, reducing your options and not deviating from it?
Yeah, it's far more of a challenge to say whatever you think of first.
Basing it on two people in very separate but specific ways & still keeping it relevant to Mucho in theme. That isn't easy, sweet cheeks.
what horrible poetry.. you emo fucks should be ashamed.
oranje, i think most people didnt get the acrostic. i didnt either until you talked about it....good work there!!!
Roland did, others probably didn't.
Hahaha. OJ can't rap...but that shit WAS hilarious (re-reading it).
...and when it comes to rap battling?
Come on guys - you're my cattle'in,
Line for the slaughterhouse,
About as 'celebrity' as Famous Grouse,
I'm drooling with my ridiculin,
Salivating while your wife be waitin,
For me to feature her on Womb Raiders,
Hate imitaters,
It's aight though,
You can try bro,
But this is Cruel's dojo,
Domo arigato,
I spit rhymes like it's old times,
Break it down like super-enzymes,
See - what you write is well-intended,
But the lyrical bridges won't soon be mended,
Offended,
Pretended - to give credence to your mouth eruptions,
Rolled eyes at your mild disruptions,
I carry on and on and the motherfuck on,
Smash your lines to a million pieces,
Scatter talent like it's Nippon feces,
Creases - as my face shows displeasure,
At the chocolate coins you think are treasure,
Whatever,
Get better,
Less wetter,
Coz you're drippin on yo momma's sweater,
Like tears in the rain,
You truly are insane,
To think that in a thousand tries,
You could outdo me with your tiny minds.
An acostic?
This ain't lacrosse, bitch
Oranje thinks he's Chris Hansen
The little snitch
Ya'll have a seat right there
While I make my pitch
I swear like a sailor
on a 5 year hitch
I swear Cruel's a failure
face down in a ditch
He raps like manure
His lines are like crap
floating in the sewer
His words are like turds
He mouth is flushing it
A verbal landfill tsunami of shit
And Yak
Whose smells like ass crack
Doesn't know rap from emo
The stupid weak homo
has a fucking alien squid
tattooed on his elbow
Soft like jello
Jaundiced like yellow
Yelling at the world outside his window
Hank is having another go
Wishes we'd recognise his lyrical flow
He must be delirious
Could he actually be serious
Rhyme with an aculeate
Like a Poet Laureate
Oranje isn't even an English graduate
The gauntlet is down
Award me the crown
Should I still be waiting?
Be stating
Mine is number one in the rating
I'm getting good at this acrostic shit.
I should have done this at school,I could have....gotten myself expelled.
uhm, where's the acrostic?
HWHCRLO TASBM?????
You think you can sting it
Bring it
I'll just point out
It's done been brought
The battle's been fought
and you lost the most
Melted like cheese on toast
Cheers big ears
Bringing up the rear
Pissed off of two beers
You piss sitting down
like ladies and queers
I won't stand for this shit
You wack
I'll wipe off your tears
with my dog's nut sack
Front to back
Try again Steven, it's there.
Hint: My options were even more limited than before.
Rhyme with an aculeate
Like a Poet Laureate
Oranje isn't even an English graduate
3 lines I'm particularly proud of. Especially since I only found out that aculeate is a word a few days ago. Used with distinction A+ for myself.
Lame. That shit has less flavor than puffed rice.
Whaaaaaat?
An acrostic where not only do I have to start with a particular letter, but a full word. With options that limited I still managed to keep each line short, make it rhyme, slander you & brag about myself.
That takes talent. You have each line wide open to play with, & with that advantage, you gotta step it up a little.
Booooring. Who told lacrosse dicks were cool anyways, nerdy wordsmith wannabe?
^you
Your shits easy, random nonsense.
My way takes creativity.
oh shit oj, that one was even epicer (not an english grad either, obviously)!!
chapeau, good sir, chapeau!!
Hank surely you didn't think I was serious. OJ that first one was horrible, credit for trying though.
@Roland Actually, I did, but I was super drunk when I got backlast night, so forgive me.
@Oranje Hahahahaha. Get real. Your rhymes suck and acostics are nothing special.
^
That is the aim of the game
Is doin it his way anything other than lame?
Gonna teach him some things
Piss him off with my aculeate stings
Hank has had his day
Off with his head
Steven, I hate to say, my shit is dead...hot!
nice oj, how bout this:
there once was a fella named hank,
whose genitals terrible stank,
the stench ruined his life,
so he looked for knife,
and spent rest of his life as a skank!
limericks ftw bitches !!
Your acostics are bent like lacrosse sticks
Rhymes so bad they fly like an ostrich
Suck like your mom in a room full of cock
Big words don't make your rap rock
Time to wake up I'm your alarm clock
!!!!!
Get a new gimmick
A palindrome or a limerick
Fucking caustic bombastic spastic bastard
Grip my pen like a fantastic hazard
!!!!!
Even Baygulls lamerick is better than your rhyming Oranje. And, don't flatter yourself, Jesus H., how deluded can you be? Your rhymes don't piss me off. They make me cringe.
i take that as a compliment hank!
and please enlighten me, where's the insult in "baygull" ?
It's up your ass.
lamest reply ever! i think its your turn to sit in the corner now!!
Done that a time or two myself on here. I subbed a vid of some kid rapping that I thought was fucking legendary. Hopefully it makes the cut.
Sit, Beagle, sit! Damn, quit hounding me. You are like a flea on a dog's nuts.
so why is it itching YOU?
or are you the dog in this simile?
if so, nice and accurate self-perception!
Now, now. Don't be so teste. Why don't you go nad someone else?
jesus christ
oh, come on, you love it!!
and nice to see you still got bullets in your pun gun...
*barfs
That's not punny.
yes it is, its puntastic!!
*dies a slow painful death
oh shit hank, you just pun-ished poss to death...
Poss eats the gum balls
From under the toilet stalls
Next to sloppy joe servin'
Mess halls
Drunk and swervin'
On goof balls
Served
Like a sherpa y'all
Packin men's meat up mountains
Bathes in the sink
Thinks the urinal's a fountain
Track fell of his think tank
I think it shoots blanks
Store up your larders
And board up your borders
Mount your defences
Bring out your martyrs
Times come son
Just try one
Don't think of it as rap, just poetry or song lyrics if that helps.
^ i dont know you anymore
^^you are dead to me now
Rap is poetry.
I like to think of it as wordplay.
there once was a man from nantucket
hank sucked his dick for a nickel
does a pickle get fucked in it's ear next?
hank shits blood & worms
he has gay bowel syndrome
wont you grab a spoon?
That doesn't rhyme.
Come on Possum, didn't you say you're a musician? I know you got one in ya. Hell, even OJ had the nuts to try.
hank, maybe it doesnt rhyme, but its in worse!
you think a faggot living in japan would recognize a haiku
There once was a queer named Steve
Who was always on his knees
He loved ladyboy cock
He sucked it a lot
And he never failed to please
Steve is going all Haiku on us. How about a zen koan?
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
Oh, do you feel unappreciated Steve? I'm so sorry. Tell you what. Write another haiku and I promise to recognize it this time.
Philistines
I'm gonna go take my work where it is appreciated.
I don't know where that is just yet, but I'll find somewhere.
Ha, good luck.
*Storms off in a huff*
The Reverend must be off his medications again.
Is "long legged mac daddy" an insult?
dont act like you dont know, you loooong legged mac daddy
CRACKA ASS CRACKA!
No relation.
Where's randy watson for comment btw?
http://www.iamsorryivotedforobama.com/
Now this is a black dude I could vote for. The song at the end brought it all together.
Wasnt Charlie Manson trying to do the same thing as this dude ?
ya but manson thought blacks would win the race war that never came.
This dudes just pissed cos he wasnt americas 1st black pressie. Suck it up bitch and deal with it!!
go a head with your bad self ! dont trust those new niggers over there !!!
White people quit rioting back in the early 60's.
Yeah well niggers wont be subdued that easily...
NIGGER PLEASE
awesome
AS i drink this vodka and snort this coke
listening here ,this nigger i wanna choke
raps for niggers so im gonna give up this rap
my 8th ball's gone now mucho seems crap!
Reply fail
Go get your shovel
and your pail
Pull up your socks
I just took a dump
in your sand box