Cruel, Oranje... translation? It doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me really, but nonetheless, it looks like it might be offensive... Hehehe.. Doesn't orange live near the ass where all the boats are being shitted out?
Basically it's from the time when France was getting revolutionary. It's George III (maybe) shitting a defensive force to make France shut the fuck up.
I live in leeds and to be fair, its the best city outside london. The north has everything going for it, cheaper to live, its faster growing, and i dont have to listen to some stupid half cast cunts talking "london" anymore.
But Yorkshire has the city of York and that's one of the prettiest cities in the world. Guess the Romans and Vikings didn't anticipate who'd inherit it...
Over this way, you can get John Bulls from the chip shop. They consist of two slices of potato with a corned beef hash filling, dipped in batter and deep fried. They are good!
Well, I'm not gonna pretend to 'get' this. Something to do with the French revolution I'm sure.
Diggin the massively-oversimplified 'map'. Shit...manages to make England look even smaller than it actually is.
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Nah, wrong update.
Not offensive. Just crap.
lol
Well like Archie Bunker said: "england ain't nothing but a place for fags".
i think he meant america
high five* fries
Americans-dumb, England-fags
i would much rather be an idiot than gay, at least i would still get layed the right way
That would require you getting laid in the first place.
America invented fags.
I think that was Greece.
England must of had a Nachosbellegrande combo.
Wow. England has a lot of lawns.
They all have ultrasonic alarms so no shitting in the rosebushes fleabag
Too bad you don't have ultrasonic toothbrushes. =(
whammy
This is why the UK sucks ass and America is the greatest country in the world! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
i've never heard a more infallibly correct sentence
The "This is why" part of your comment leads me to believe that you understand this picture. Could you be so kind as to explain it to me?
Actually that was a joke, but it seems as though the British are taking a huge shit on the french
Fuck!
This picture makes no sense.
It's a cartoon from the 1700's. Good to see Jerk is upto date
I just didn't care enough to look into it more.
I googled John Bull, apparently he is a character used to represent Britain & he mocked the French, quite mercilessly.
Again. I couldn't be assed Googling this. The French require no mocking...they do a good job mocking themselves.
looks like you both need to brush up on ur 1700's english history
What?
You mean 'cause we didn't know about this cartoon character? Fuck off.
For once I agree.
You agree with me more often that you'd ever admit.
That's bullshit.
Oh, and btw...in NINE years...you'll still be ugly...and a slaphead.
I like the fact that France is being shitted on. However, wouldn't it have been better to have a mouth on France?
It does, below Normandy and above the F in France.
Basically it's from the time when France was getting revolutionary. It's George III (maybe) shitting a defensive force to make France shut the fuck up.
No Jerk, I'm from South Yorkshire, pretty far from the arse. It is basically the heart of Britain.
no Yorkshire is the strong shoulders that supports the head of England
I live in leeds and to be fair, its the best city outside london. The north has everything going for it, cheaper to live, its faster growing, and i dont have to listen to some stupid half cast cunts talking "london" anymore.
Leeds is shit. Full of cuntsacks and annoying ethnics.
^ He's right, you know.
cheeky was telling me that Yorkshire is full of dumbshits and used fries as an example. I guess it makes sense that Oranje is from there too.
But Yorkshire has the city of York and that's one of the prettiest cities in the world. Guess the Romans and Vikings didn't anticipate who'd inherit it...
Oranje and me are both from Doncaster too
What a fine crop.
Over this way, you can get John Bulls from the chip shop. They consist of two slices of potato with a corned beef hash filling, dipped in batter and deep fried. They are good!
Sounds like you're trying to overtake Glasgow as the heart-failure capital of Europe.
Only something like 4% of people from Doncaster go into higher education.
I really am the cream of the crop.
I always knew I was.
Though saying that, I can't think of many people I associate with who didn't go.
How did that ^^^^ end up here? It was supposed to be under your googling John Bull comment.
reply fail?
MrFigs, that sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen. I've eaten some pretty damn odd things, but that is one I'd have to pass on.
If it was strapped to a cock, you'd eat it.
Hahaha!
oh, those are boats.. i thought they were beetles.. which would make more sense.
On account of there being over 750,000,000,000,000,000 of them?
With over 350,000 species, & a new one being discovered at the rate of 1/hr?
I've just bought a beetle.
Has it been previously discovered?
WHY?
Well, I'm not gonna pretend to 'get' this. Something to do with the French revolution I'm sure.
Diggin the massively-oversimplified 'map'. Shit...manages to make England look even smaller than it actually is.
It's Napoleonic piss taking