i see your point, its weird cause i pretty much only hang out with women in the real world and always have but on the internet its mostly guys and most women are just attention whores and don't amount to anything worth keeping around
i covered my ass with using terms like 'most' and deja is way above us, this is her job remember, no way would she hang out with the likes of most of us for the fun of it or if she didn't have to
Sloan, I admit I lol'd but lets be honest, if she had posted a pic of herself in say a sexy but conservative outfit, you would have torn her apart for not being naked?
@ wario - i agree..
trimming bush is sexy and sometimes necessary :)
but the shaving bit...
A) leads to sandpaperesque owchie sensations if she misses even one day
B) gets old and boring pdq
that makes no sense virgin.. baby vaginas don't need to be shaved... i think what you MEANT to say is whats the best part about a bald pussy.. and the joke would be funnier if it was:
whats the WORST part about a bald pussy.. having to put the diaper back on after.
I personally love whores. No self respecting stand up woman is going to have sex with me. I need the ones with self-esteem and daddy issues to actually let me put my dick in them. And then there's ones I pay, of course.
ensi, marriage is legalized, long term prostitution where payment is guaranteed but service is not
and our country and fine, shitty just like everywhere else, but fine
Whats the Ew for?you dont like your own vagine?I think you are pretty nice and fuck what the rest of these jizzed crazed queers say,each and every one of them would hit on you.This assumes you are moderately attractive.Im sure LoserXStupidity will scratch at you...she is so fuckin disgusting
I remember troglodytes on the old ass Sinbad the Sailor movies my dad watched when I was a kid. In that they looked like a cyclops with lizard skin and a unicorn like horn.
Also, I am blown away. Not only did losing not rag on another attention whore like normal but a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking. My world has been flipped upside down. Also, Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit from her note last time. Tape it and send it in.
@ Hisa:
take more drugs, and upload them to my personal site, so that i may translate your gibberish for the masses...or, alternatively:
1 buy a really good pair of headphones
2 buy even better weed
3 buy grilled KFC
4 sleep
hisa, i used to watch those every time we would have a pizza night at my house.. i would rent a bunch of the 70'sish sinbads like the 7 voyages etc.. such classics
Possom, I guess it was worded funny. "Not only did losingxlucidity not rag on another attention whore like normal, but she gave her a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking which is weird here. Those two unlikely things occurring in the same submission has my world flipped upside down. Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit, judging from her note on her last submission. Tape it and send it in.
losingx, I wasn't implying that you needed to rag on them all, simply that as of yet it is not normal for you not to. I guess it ties to my other point that nice ones are not too often found here.
Yak, funny you say that because he would usually watch them when we visited my g-grandma and one of the things we did as a tradition when we went to visit her was make like 30 of those tiny $1.00 Totinos pizzas and eat them while we watched. In fact I'm adding them to my Netflix and getting a bunch of those little pizzas tomorrow, thank you.
So Deja, I was wondering if you would wait a year before getting that tattoo, and donate the money for a plane ticket to stalk my stalker, that would be really sweet of you.
Clever, all except that 12 year old boys don't have pussies and I've never seen women get implants that small. Besides, some people like myself like just a nice handful.
more a jab about turds posting pics like this is facebook. i mean a vagina is cool and all but we have all seen them and she doesnt have the balls to post her face with it like hair did so its pretty lame. less attention whores and more shit eating.
eh ive seen it. i havent been on in a long time but reading through some posts ive noticed you like to correct people..its ok pumpkin maybe you have some meaningful tattoo on you that has to do with spelling and grammer.
Instead of reply amidst all your gay banter I will say this:
-I know I'm chubby and have the hips of a 13 year old boy (wtf?)
-Deja, I started posting because of Jones.
-Yes, I would fuck Jones.
-No, I would not fuck you. (maybe poss but only in possum state)
-I have a pretty face.
&&& I look forward to shops tomorrow.
its pretty simple possum.. it means that she wouldn't fuck you if you were a human guy. but if you were somehow in your possum avatar state she would fuck the shit out of you..
*gold clap* to possum's valiant effort
and she IS a possum just pretending to be a human, its a sad love story where the one has found love in the other only to find they are both pretending to be something they are not :(
This reminds me of a women I lost my virginity to. she was 24 and I was 18.She had 3 kids born already when I slept with it. 2 years later when I met it again, she had 7 more.
Comments to vagina
sexy lips. You'd fuck me and you know it
I saw that picture of you. Donotwant.
All of a sudden that tranquilizer gun would come in pretty handy, eh drums?
Hahahaha
owned
I got some ruffies for the bitch
haha harsh.
Some forgetmewells eh.
I don't get the girl appeal of mutcho. I mean...
^banksy will splain that to ya
In all fairness, what the fuck needs explaining?
I just uploaded a hilarious ps of this
I GUARANTEE she's a butter face...
I'm looking forward to that drum, are there decent tits involved?
just the same tits in this pic
the day drums can actually ps, is the day me and wario film ourselves smooching...
ummm - did that sound gay at all?
I was hoping you might have some decent ps skills and get some goot boobage in there.
possum... no, no it didn't.
Totally gay possum, but i don't think anyone noticed...
Totally hot so far, btw, alana, I certainly wouldn't kick
you out of bed for farting...
I would, dirty bitch.
meh
You're officially the hottest girl on here to me.
We should see how pretty she is 1st.
yea dude she could be a butterface.
I'm cuuuute.
I think I'd be ok with that. Girls with nice bodies who post pics of themselves have a certain charm about them I can't resist.
i dont think i've ever seen a full-frontal-shows-face pic of any ms chick
looks like they have somthing to hide.
oh wait Smeow showed her face and titts on mucho before. that's one
tits also isnt a full frontal...
and she seems not on the site anymore.
that sucks did she get banned.
i dont think so, thatdude
i kinda feel sorry for her
It was a secret ban. Very Exclusive.
i think she's in hiding at the moment, cursing her stupidity
I was gone for a while, but where did Sunchine Kellie go after posting her ass?
And Alana... prove it.
^sez the guy who's been here all of six weeks...talk to bicho about "gone for a while"
Fair play. But she must've disappeared quickly though.
I wonder if she makes the rest of the ladies on mucho jelly
no i was just stating that a high percentage girls once posting pictures of themselves on here vanish from the site....
its no mystery why.
- it's called "whore-hangover"
Well, Poss you have my word for it, she is not a butter face.
okay - what?
who are you referring to jones?
I just realized that I was totally out of context.
Son jones,english not your 1st language huh?
smeow has a panface and got flab for days. she wont be back.
our newest contender though, go get her jones...
that sucks
Tits and GTFO. That's the way it should be.
a party without chicks is just a circle jerk wanko, we need few girls around
I'm just saying they should be new ones, so we still have the fun of convincing them to post their tits.
After that they can fuck off.
i see your point, its weird cause i pretty much only hang out with women in the real world and always have but on the internet its mostly guys and most women are just attention whores and don't amount to anything worth keeping around
dont let deja hear your misogynistic opinion
i covered my ass with using terms like 'most' and deja is way above us, this is her job remember, no way would she hang out with the likes of most of us for the fun of it or if she didn't have to
speak for yourself, im fucking awesome
hare trinity did full front with face and she beats the shit out of this chick
Older pic was better. This one is not flattering for your hips.
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
How?
A dood telling a naked chick her hips aren't flattering. You need a "man"ual Arch?
dude, you just lost like 10 man points
A man doesn't give a shit about a naked chicks feelings.
^ That has to be some a man law.
Arch is right. Caring about feelings unless it gets you laid is for fags.
The word "flattering" was banned from man's vocabulary in 1805.
"I was just out flattering some Nazis with my Steam Roller" It's back in now.
haha
nice body would like to see the face in the pic.
i would do you yup.
Thank you for sharing
and shaving
Do you like BMWs??
Yes, but only the 7 Series. And certain 6 Series from the 80's.
I got it.
M-5 you have to admit is a pretty dandy auto
I like the 7s but only up until 2002 or whatever year the E38 ended. They got too round-looking after that and lost their edge.
3 series and m3s are where it's at
OMFG!!
OH LOOK ITS A WHORE!!
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY, COME QUICK!!
LOOK!
Wow, you have tits and a cunt, good for you.
Now post a picture of your dignity and self respect.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
You win sir
lol, fuck this shit, let's see some pics in sweaters.
Sloan, I admit I lol'd but lets be honest, if she had posted a pic of herself in say a sexy but conservative outfit, you would have torn her apart for not being naked?
Sloan is pissed cause she gets all wet for the mutt,Jones
Ya, I bet he's real upset some chick off the net isn't hot for him.
damn jsloan is swinging for the fence today.
I have some time off work so I can share my tender rectal discharge of affection with everyone.
You filthy bithes XO.
you have been missed like a new born crack baby withdrawal
Kill it with fire.
I'm not saying it's the nicest I've ever seen but if you're saying it's nasty then your a fruity, rainbow faggot with sprinkles.
Told you she was fat.
haha
I weigh less then almost everyone on here.
^combined
That's ridiculous, my cock weighs more than this chick.
you should have a doctor look at it then
Your sister's on it right now, you think the Dr. would mind?
do you enjoy your world?
cut it off.
post the video
Irish thinks everybody is fat which reminds me, I have a picture for you rish. I'll get it uploaded today.
thats a ban.
damn..i read "of" but you wrote "for"..
fuck off! ban him! he wants to post a picture to annoy rish! should be reasson enough, right rish?
Ban fucking everybody.
I would never wish for anyone to be banned although it has been nice around here without Oranje's childish bullshit lately.
You just miss him, no one has ever gotten too your soul like he has!
It would be great if that fat skank Cruella got banned but I want cry for it 'cause I don't do that. Besides, I probably ran him off.
But I won't take all the credit of course.
won't*^^
what do I say? hmm, well, I stayed here at this site... I'll leave it at that...
this place is worse than heroin, wario :)
I agree.
and i dont know why :/
nah, she's ok looking, just ain't into shaven pussy...
lol wario, you're not into any pussy at all I'll bet. ;)
he is a virgin....
@ wario - i agree..
trimming bush is sexy and sometimes necessary :)
but the shaving bit...
A) leads to sandpaperesque owchie sensations if she misses even one day
B) gets old and boring pdq
You know the best part about a shaved pussy? Putting the diaper back on.
that makes no sense virgin.. baby vaginas don't need to be shaved... i think what you MEANT to say is whats the best part about a bald pussy.. and the joke would be funnier if it was:
whats the WORST part about a bald pussy.. having to put the diaper back on after.
my guess - virgin slayer is amish, 12 yrs-old, and has zits that are more potent than his dick
ref - "squirter"
I was rushed. I was in fear of an interpost. I apologize.
team pus!
*builds poss a handmade deck to hide under.*
there goes wario the pussy magnet judging some sweet mound by some imaginary standard again.
really wario, you'd be lucky to fuck anything because you haven't actually seen your dick since jr. high-school.
Maybe he meant shaved old-lady pussy.
@at virginslayer: accepts your deck,and poops under it
i'd hit it again
NO YOU WOULDNT!
skulk
what do u mean no
why wouldnt i
i like to share my std's with the world
Keep them on your fingers you penisflap.
what?
Your std's you dense cunt.
they are on my dick not fingers u shit fucker
Where are they most likely to transfer to whilst burping the worm?
Our survey says...
Your mouth. Bitch.
That's beside the point.
I see a new "how to post a pic" picture for reference and fappage.
Bunch of horny fuckers on this site.
That's because we have penises you fucking idiot
^speaks the truth
^Speaks through ass.
yea i talk shit
You do, you don't have a penis.
ensi is starting to pwn, .. a 12 year old retard but he's pwning him nonetheless.
*hands ensi and demierte shovels to help move the shit out faster... or to bludgeon each other with. either one would work*
I prefer the latter, and I'm not usually a violent person.
I see whore was added to the tags twice
actually one is 'attention whore'
you should be proud
yup, you're three different versions of whore. how do you feel?
What a bunch of keyboard queers, you fuckers got a problem with whores?
we didn't tag it.
just stating facts
I personally love whores. No self respecting stand up woman is going to have sex with me. I need the ones with self-esteem and daddy issues to actually let me put my dick in them. And then there's ones I pay, of course.
Whether you know it or not, you always pay for pussy.
only the welsh
How's that country of yours possum?
ensi, marriage is legalized, long term prostitution where payment is guaranteed but service is not
and our country and fine, shitty just like everywhere else, but fine
Butterface
exactly.
Nice tits, but you have no hips and probably no ass. I would still let you fuck me though.
You are correct.
on all three counts?
Honesty. Not necessary on the internet.
I suppose so, yes.
Slag.
^bitter ?
Nope she's a slag, (obviously) and if you have no ass, then all deals are off.
Bitch
Whats the Ew for?you dont like your own vagine?I think you are pretty nice and fuck what the rest of these jizzed crazed queers say,each and every one of them would hit on you.This assumes you are moderately attractive.Im sure LoserXStupidity will scratch at you...she is so fuckin disgusting
^lets tag team the hoe i'll be anthoney sullevan then we can have u pitch the movie we make yea?
Fantasizing about being another man and having a threesome with Billy Mays is pretty fucking gay.
thanks for the heads up
^misspelled "definingly"
^mispelled pussman
^misspelled misspelled
^your point
bert: i dont want to play this game no more
ernie: two plus one plus one is four
beavis:i get nothing butt head
good answer
yea i know
i still <3 u possum even tho u hate on me.
gagging on the gayness
i think your heart grew one size
certainly not his chode
also your boobs looked bigger yesterday.
its a whormonal thing
haha
angle isnt the best but you've got a nice body!
:)yay you
show us what u got
Were you a crack baby? Just asking.
You sir are both a troglodyte and a tasteless creature...please remove yourself from this earth
yea how did u know.
were you born a fag or did u have to work on it?
I bet lucid has a nice snatch!
^had
it's normal, nothing to be worshipped
I'll be the judge of that.... If I can?
*patpat
wtf is a troglodyte and who were you talking to
Did you call me a troglodyte? That's fucked up, whatever a troglodyte is.
Interposting, motherfucker.
talking about you mister, and a troglodyte is a member of a prehistoric race of people that lived in caves or holes :)
Me? This is confusing.
its also a dungeons and dragons monster kind of like a kobold..
umm im not from lord of the rings
omg stanky booty cunts confuse me
well kinda...in D&D the troglodyte is a fictional race of primitive reptilian humanoids
just to clear it up...i'm calling mister useless king from the 1100's a piece of shit
imma show u primitive when i bash u with a club and fuck yr ass
now you are a speechless cunt whore fat shit.FUCCKK you your pussy leaks cottage cheese
:( oh lookie! the little caveman is upset
lucid > demetre
o look demetre111 is tping like he is usng a cellpne ;/
The shit I took this morning > demetre
Demetre uses watermelons as buttplugs.
ska > demetre
^all u up above this are just haters and wish u could be me
ouch! i dont think i even want to see that
Sideways.
I wouldn't go that far, possum.
uh no...i mean...how much fun is life as a piece of dried shit on the bottom of someones shoe?
I remember troglodytes on the old ass Sinbad the Sailor movies my dad watched when I was a kid. In that they looked like a cyclops with lizard skin and a unicorn like horn.
very good rish
very gooder urks
Also, I am blown away. Not only did losing not rag on another attention whore like normal but a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking. My world has been flipped upside down. Also, Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit from her note last time. Tape it and send it in.
@ Hisa:
take more drugs, and upload them to my personal site, so that i may translate your gibberish for the masses...or, alternatively:
1 buy a really good pair of headphones
2 buy even better weed
3 buy grilled KFC
4 sleep
hey, i have no problem acknowledging a nice body/pair of breasts/ass
this girl went right to the money with her photos...nothing wrong with that
Except the lack of a face.
hisa, i used to watch those every time we would have a pizza night at my house.. i would rent a bunch of the 70'sish sinbads like the 7 voyages etc.. such classics
i'm sure shes pretty
Well we'll have to wait and see if she has anything on that lovely mug of yours.
Ha wow^ i <3 all of u guys
well we dont love you
You mean it?
You can't just throw the "L" word around you know.
Possom, I guess it was worded funny. "Not only did losingxlucidity not rag on another attention whore like normal, but she gave her a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking which is weird here. Those two unlikely things occurring in the same submission has my world flipped upside down. Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit, judging from her note on her last submission. Tape it and send it in.
losingx, I wasn't implying that you needed to rag on them all, simply that as of yet it is not normal for you not to. I guess it ties to my other point that nice ones are not too often found here.
Yak, funny you say that because he would usually watch them when we visited my g-grandma and one of the things we did as a tradition when we went to visit her was make like 30 of those tiny $1.00 Totinos pizzas and eat them while we watched. In fact I'm adding them to my Netflix and getting a bunch of those little pizzas tomorrow, thank you.
you are welcome......?
so i don't get it. you go from having 5 comments to a year later posting it all for everyone to see. what makes a person jump to such an extreme?
I was wondering that myself, not that it isn't nice to see fresh skin...but that's a lot of skin.......
meth is a helluva drug
peer pressure is a helluva drug
^better answer
So Deja, I was wondering if you would wait a year before getting that tattoo, and donate the money for a plane ticket to stalk my stalker, that would be really sweet of you.
are you drunk?
Are you drunk?
is this a trick question?
Is that a trick question?
Is who a trick question?
Is alana a cheap trick?
Does Alana like Cheap Trick?
I want her to want me.
I need her to need me.
I want her to blow me.
never seen breast implants on a 12 year old boy before.
Clever, all except that 12 year old boys don't have pussies and I've never seen women get implants that small. Besides, some people like myself like just a nice handful.
She's still not going to sleep with you.
"sleep with?"
What is this? Sesame Street?
Darn it all, and I was trying so dratting hard to put my penis in her vagina so that I could penetrate her until I ejaculated all over her abdomen.
"Sleep" had a better ring to it then 2 minutes of fornication followed by a hour of nausea and crying.
and.... *closes photoshop*
hahahahaha
Cant wait to see what ya got cooking
^ gay
^knows gay actions quite well
^ that was one
jones and alana's love child?
any "Alien" reference would be apropos now
oh botox your lips they seem to be losing mass
I've got some mass she can inject into them...
Right, because botox has anything to do with mass.
you have the hips of a moron.
Yeah, cos that makes fucking sense.
sorry to offend a fellow attention whore.... maybe she has an equally gay tattoo.
Haha, well done.
Now show your tattoo.
thats it? at least bicho was fun....is this all the fire this site has right now? all i get is naked pics of myspace twats and homos with bad tats?
You're not worth a decent argument you bellflap.
And again, show your tat, then you have a reason to flame mine.
zing...derp derp....fart......
O...K...
o....k....a....y...
Not to get in the middle of you two girls making out but could you explain to us how mental acuity is in any way related to hip size or shape?
more a jab about turds posting pics like this is facebook. i mean a vagina is cool and all but we have all seen them and she doesnt have the balls to post her face with it like hair did so its pretty lame. less attention whores and more shit eating.
Turds...
I sense a hypocrite.
a grammar nazi on mucho....its like ur the coolest kid in special ed.... well the coolest kid with a queer tattoo.
How am I a grammar Nazi?
I'm thinking you belong in special ed.
eh ive seen it. i havent been on in a long time but reading through some posts ive noticed you like to correct people..its ok pumpkin maybe you have some meaningful tattoo on you that has to do with spelling and grammer.
...
....
Well what can I say?
I like sentences to have punctuation and good spelling.
There's no law against it.
Shutting the fuck up prevents cancer.
so does having an avatar
Messy room?
Wario was more interesting to look at. So she's naked, whoopee fucking do
McGay^
Instead of reply amidst all your gay banter I will say this:
-I know I'm chubby and have the hips of a 13 year old boy (wtf?)
-Deja, I started posting because of Jones.
-Yes, I would fuck Jones.
-No, I would not fuck you. (maybe poss but only in possum state)
-I have a pretty face.
&&& I look forward to shops tomorrow.
whore
I look forward to more sausage wallet.
hey yak did you get this sluts id? what are the laws for cp? what if she like 16 as her hips suggest?
what are you going off about now idiot? why don't you ask her what age she is.
because it more fun to randomly yell stoopid questions. just glad nothing has changed.
are you a chink?
no im a fat mexican
I'm 19, by the way.
you a yellow girl?
Daddy must be proud you're trying to acquire the attention of mucho sucko, naked.
If daddy cared, I wouldn't be on here searching for approval from dirty old men. *teartear*
^my kinda gal. now show us uranus
yea that is sad. for your dad
you would fuck jones? if so you'd fuck me too yay.
where you from alana?
yeah i want to see some butt-hole fuck this crap...whore show us ur butt vagina!
haha Borracist5k strikes.
why only in a possum-state?
:(
What?
alanawhore said she'd fuck me only in "possum-state"
wtf?
Stop taking pills. You are hallucinating.
no, really jim!
Listen closely. Real close. Hear that? That silence? That's Alana not knocking on your door. Go do a line of caffeine.
I think it's simple poss, I like possums... ?
its pretty simple possum.. it means that she wouldn't fuck you if you were a human guy. but if you were somehow in your possum avatar state she would fuck the shit out of you..
yeah, that's what i got too, yak - ...i was just hopin'...
you still might have a chance if you can pretend you are a possum :(((((
*barfs up catfood on alana's patio*
How's that?
I think she would have to be a possum too.
*gold clap* to possum's valiant effort
and she IS a possum just pretending to be a human, its a sad love story where the one has found love in the other only to find they are both pretending to be something they are not :(
He is very bitter today. But that's ok every time I get down I just look at this picture and all is well.
I fail.
yes , i suggest you hang yourself
Well you may have a pasty white E.T. body but I respect the fact that you follow the rules. Take notes muchogirls. This is how you make an entrance.
A Mucho first ... Alana has put all you other Mucho tarts in the shade
just because shes naked?
i could do that too
do it
as you wish sir
we're in for a treat now
well you are at least
i dont want to make excuses but i dont have my cam right now so you have to be patient
you fucking cock teaser
thats what they all say
Maybe it's the angle of the picture but it looks like a picture of Chris Crocker with a slight beer gut and a bad tit job.
fucking hot!
very sexy :)
Good luck with this one Jones. Alana, nice picture.
Jones, don't fuck this up.
This reminds me of a women I lost my virginity to. she was 24 and I was 18.She had 3 kids born already when I slept with it. 2 years later when I met it again, she had 7 more.
Trannys can't have kids.
Yes they can, missing out on some NGC programs?
...2 years later, 4 more kids, huh? I'm calling bullshit.
nice stuff! but you should let your garden grow, you'll get a yeast infection.
just like every yeast, pad, and ED commercial, that comment was not necessary
Soah I want to plant my penis in your vagina garden.
If you read real carefully, there's a subtle reference to sex in there.
lmao
shes got potential beef flaps
/wonders if the ass is worth a blastin' ...although the front isn't too promising for a good behind
I'd fuck you but definitely wouldn't brag about it.