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  • drumrave
    drumrave 2009-05-29T04:02:15Z says:

    sexy lips. You'd fuck me and you know it

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T04:03:23Z says:

      I saw that picture of you. Donotwant.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-05-29T04:07:30Z says:

      All of a sudden that tranquilizer gun would come in pretty handy, eh drums?

    • GimmieAFreshie
      GimmieAFreshie 2009-05-29T04:09:14Z says:

      Hahahaha

    • beelzbub
      beelzbub 2009-05-29T04:26:44Z says:

      owned

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-29T04:28:25Z says:

      I got some ruffies for the bitch

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-29T04:28:44Z says:

      haha harsh.

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:11:38Z says:

      Some forgetmewells eh.

    • Decepticon49
      Decepticon49 2009-05-29T05:30:18Z says:

      I don't get the girl appeal of mutcho. I mean...

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:32:04Z says:

      ^banksy will splain that to ya

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:39:36Z says:

      In all fairness, what the fuck needs explaining?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-29T05:48:05Z says:

      I just uploaded a hilarious ps of this

    • MrGiggles
      MrGiggles 2009-05-29T05:48:24Z says:

      I GUARANTEE she's a butter face...

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:49:59Z says:

      I'm looking forward to that drum, are there decent tits involved?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2009-05-29T05:51:35Z says:

      just the same tits in this pic

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:54:13Z says:

      the day drums can actually ps, is the day me and wario film ourselves smooching...

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:55:06Z says:

      ummm - did that sound gay at all?

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T06:42:16Z says:

      I was hoping you might have some decent ps skills and get some goot boobage in there.
      possum... no, no it didn't.

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-29T08:54:46Z says:

      Totally gay possum, but i don't think anyone noticed...

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-29T08:58:03Z says:

      Totally hot so far, btw, alana, I certainly wouldn't kick
      you out of bed for farting...

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T08:59:22Z says:

      I would, dirty bitch.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-05-29T04:02:30Z says:

    meh

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-05-29T04:03:19Z says:

    You're officially the hottest girl on here to me.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T04:08:37Z says:

      We should see how pretty she is 1st.

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T04:18:21Z says:

      yea dude she could be a butterface.

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T04:22:18Z says:

      I'm cuuuute.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-05-29T04:23:38Z says:

      I think I'd be ok with that. Girls with nice bodies who post pics of themselves have a certain charm about them I can't resist.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T04:30:41Z says:

      i dont think i've ever seen a full-frontal-shows-face pic of any ms chick

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T04:32:53Z says:

      looks like they have somthing to hide.

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T04:34:40Z says:

      oh wait Smeow showed her face and titts on mucho before. that's one

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T04:58:05Z says:

      tits also isnt a full frontal...

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T04:58:15Z says:

      and she seems not on the site anymore.

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T05:05:27Z says:

      that sucks did she get banned.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:08:18Z says:

      i dont think so, thatdude

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:12:17Z says:

      i kinda feel sorry for her

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:12:48Z says:

      It was a secret ban. Very Exclusive.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:14:14Z says:

      i think she's in hiding at the moment, cursing her stupidity

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:16:21Z says:

      I was gone for a while, but where did Sunchine Kellie go after posting her ass?
      And Alana... prove it.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:28:15Z says:

      ^sez the guy who's been here all of six weeks...talk to bicho about "gone for a while"

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:35:27Z says:

      Fair play. But she must've disappeared quickly though.

    • Studebaker
      Studebaker 2009-05-29T05:38:30Z says:

      I wonder if she makes the rest of the ladies on mucho jelly

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T06:43:54Z says:

      no i was just stating that a high percentage girls once posting pictures of themselves on here vanish from the site....

      its no mystery why.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:56:19Z says:

      - it's called "whore-hangover"

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-05-29T06:56:37Z says:

      Well, Poss you have my word for it, she is not a butter face.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T07:00:46Z says:

      okay - what?
      who are you referring to jones?

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-05-29T07:11:46Z says:

      I just realized that I was totally out of context.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-05-29T07:24:23Z says:

      Son jones,english not your 1st language huh?

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T09:37:02Z says:

      smeow has a panface and got flab for days. she wont be back.

      our newest contender though, go get her jones...

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T11:00:39Z says:

      that sucks

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T14:36:53Z says:

      Tits and GTFO. That's the way it should be.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-29T15:03:01Z says:

      a party without chicks is just a circle jerk wanko, we need few girls around

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T23:25:46Z says:

      I'm just saying they should be new ones, so we still have the fun of convincing them to post their tits.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T23:26:04Z says:

      After that they can fuck off.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-29T23:50:58Z says:

      i see your point, its weird cause i pretty much only hang out with women in the real world and always have but on the internet its mostly guys and most women are just attention whores and don't amount to anything worth keeping around

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T23:54:42Z says:

      dont let deja hear your misogynistic opinion

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-30T00:01:12Z says:

      i covered my ass with using terms like 'most' and deja is way above us, this is her job remember, no way would she hang out with the likes of most of us for the fun of it or if she didn't have to

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-30T00:24:45Z says:

      speak for yourself, im fucking awesome

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2009-05-30T01:15:25Z says:

      hare trinity did full front with face and she beats the shit out of this chick

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2009-05-29T04:06:05Z says:

    Older pic was better. This one is not flattering for your hips.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-29T04:13:07Z says:

      That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:13:04Z says:

      How?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-29T05:14:28Z says:

      A dood telling a naked chick her hips aren't flattering. You need a "man"ual Arch?

    • cubanmissileturd
      cubanmissileturd 2009-05-29T05:22:46Z says:

      dude, you just lost like 10 man points

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:52:19Z says:

      A man doesn't give a shit about a naked chicks feelings.

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2009-05-29T06:46:55Z says:

      ^ That has to be some a man law.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T14:37:36Z says:

      Arch is right. Caring about feelings unless it gets you laid is for fags.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-29T15:46:38Z says:

      The word "flattering" was banned from man's vocabulary in 1805.

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T17:27:36Z says:

      "I was just out flattering some Nazis with my Steam Roller" It's back in now.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T17:57:53Z says:

      haha

  • thatdude420
    thatdude420 2009-05-29T04:06:26Z says:

    nice body would like to see the face in the pic.

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T04:08:43Z says:

      i would do you yup.

  • pjthedj
    pjthedj 2009-05-29T04:27:37Z says:

    Thank you for sharing

  • justabeaner
    justabeaner 2009-05-29T04:27:44Z says:

    Do you like BMWs??

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-29T04:31:20Z says:

      Yes, but only the 7 Series. And certain 6 Series from the 80's.

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:13:44Z says:

      I got it.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-05-29T07:25:12Z says:

      M-5 you have to admit is a pretty dandy auto

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T14:40:24Z says:

      I like the 7s but only up until 2002 or whatever year the E38 ended. They got too round-looking after that and lost their edge.

    • AssBlaster
      AssBlaster 2009-05-30T06:47:24Z says:

      3 series and m3s are where it's at

  • jsloan10
    jsloan10 2009-05-29T04:29:36Z says:

    OMFG!!
    OH LOOK ITS A WHORE!!
    EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY, COME QUICK!!
    LOOK!

    Wow, you have tits and a cunt, good for you.

    Now post a picture of your dignity and self respect.

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-05-29T05:09:04Z says:

      hahahahahahahahahahahaha
      You win sir

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:14:29Z says:

      lol, fuck this shit, let's see some pics in sweaters.

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T06:50:05Z says:

      Sloan, I admit I lol'd but lets be honest, if she had posted a pic of herself in say a sexy but conservative outfit, you would have torn her apart for not being naked?

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-05-29T07:26:04Z says:

      Sloan is pissed cause she gets all wet for the mutt,Jones

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T07:57:57Z says:

      Ya, I bet he's real upset some chick off the net isn't hot for him.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T09:39:17Z says:

      damn jsloan is swinging for the fence today.

    • jsloan10
      jsloan10 2009-05-29T15:49:28Z says:

      I have some time off work so I can share my tender rectal discharge of affection with everyone.
      You filthy bithes XO.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-29T19:34:06Z says:

      you have been missed like a new born crack baby withdrawal

  • mrubermonkey
    mrubermonkey 2009-05-29T04:30:23Z says:

    Kill it with fire.

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T06:52:05Z says:

      I'm not saying it's the nicest I've ever seen but if you're saying it's nasty then your a fruity, rainbow faggot with sprinkles.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-05-29T04:32:55Z says:

    Told you she was fat.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-05-29T04:33:45Z says:

      haha

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T04:35:28Z says:

      I weigh less then almost everyone on here.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T04:37:10Z says:

      ^combined

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-29T04:46:48Z says:

      That's ridiculous, my cock weighs more than this chick.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-29T05:07:47Z says:

      you should have a doctor look at it then

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-29T05:11:07Z says:

      Your sister's on it right now, you think the Dr. would mind?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-29T05:14:31Z says:

      do you enjoy your world?

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:14:52Z says:

      cut it off.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-05-29T10:49:36Z says:

      post the video

    • drekow
      drekow 2009-05-29T12:18:58Z says:

      Irish thinks everybody is fat which reminds me, I have a picture for you rish. I'll get it uploaded today.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-05-29T14:23:16Z says:

      thats a ban.

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-05-29T16:56:59Z says:

      damn..i read "of" but you wrote "for"..
      fuck off! ban him! he wants to post a picture to annoy rish! should be reasson enough, right rish?

    • JesusCrust
      JesusCrust 2009-05-29T17:18:33Z says:

      Ban fucking everybody.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-29T18:07:33Z says:

      I would never wish for anyone to be banned although it has been nice around here without Oranje's childish bullshit lately.

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-05-29T18:18:10Z says:

      You just miss him, no one has ever gotten too your soul like he has!

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-29T18:32:26Z says:

      It would be great if that fat skank Cruella got banned but I want cry for it 'cause I don't do that. Besides, I probably ran him off.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-29T18:32:54Z says:

      But I won't take all the credit of course.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-29T18:33:17Z says:

      won't*^^

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2009-05-29T04:35:41Z says:

    what do I say? hmm, well, I stayed here at this site... I'll leave it at that...

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T04:38:15Z says:

      this place is worse than heroin, wario :)

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:15:15Z says:

      I agree.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:38:32Z says:

      and i dont know why :/

    • Wario7793
      Wario7793 2009-05-29T06:03:07Z says:

      nah, she's ok looking, just ain't into shaven pussy...

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T06:11:36Z says:

      lol wario, you're not into any pussy at all I'll bet. ;)

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:13:37Z says:

      he is a virgin....

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:31:05Z says:

      @ wario - i agree..
      trimming bush is sexy and sometimes necessary :)
      but the shaving bit...
      A) leads to sandpaperesque owchie sensations if she misses even one day
      B) gets old and boring pdq

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T06:33:31Z says:

      You know the best part about a shaved pussy? Putting the diaper back on.

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T06:41:35Z says:

      that makes no sense virgin.. baby vaginas don't need to be shaved... i think what you MEANT to say is whats the best part about a bald pussy.. and the joke would be funnier if it was:
      whats the WORST part about a bald pussy.. having to put the diaper back on after.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:41:52Z says:

      my guess - virgin slayer is amish, 12 yrs-old, and has zits that are more potent than his dick

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:43:28Z says:

      ref - "squirter"

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T06:44:05Z says:

      I was rushed. I was in fear of an interpost. I apologize.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:44:52Z says:

      team pus!

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T07:17:45Z says:

      *builds poss a handmade deck to hide under.*

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T09:42:38Z says:

      there goes wario the pussy magnet judging some sweet mound by some imaginary standard again.


      really wario, you'd be lucky to fuck anything because you haven't actually seen your dick since jr. high-school.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T14:41:57Z says:

      Maybe he meant shaved old-lady pussy.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-30T03:25:17Z says:

      @at virginslayer: accepts your deck,and poops under it

  • Demetre111
    Demetre111 2009-05-29T04:41:32Z says:

    i'd hit it again

    • skulk
      skulk 2009-05-29T04:44:46Z says:

      NO YOU WOULDNT!

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:15:19Z says:

      skulk

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:18:56Z says:

      what do u mean no
      why wouldnt i
      i like to share my std's with the world

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:41:17Z says:

      Keep them on your fingers you penisflap.

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:05:26Z says:

      what?

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T06:43:10Z says:

      Your std's you dense cunt.

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:51:59Z says:

      they are on my dick not fingers u shit fucker

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:31:01Z says:

      Where are they most likely to transfer to whilst burping the worm?
      Our survey says...

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T09:31:45Z says:

      Your mouth. Bitch.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T17:53:51Z says:

      That's beside the point.

  • Snarf
    Snarf 2009-05-29T04:43:05Z says:

    I see a new "how to post a pic" picture for reference and fappage.

  • MisterRoboto
    MisterRoboto 2009-05-29T04:43:56Z says:

    Bunch of horny fuckers on this site.

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-05-29T05:09:53Z says:

      That's because we have penises you fucking idiot

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:19:36Z says:

      ^speaks the truth

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:42:07Z says:

      ^Speaks through ass.

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:58:06Z says:

      yea i talk shit

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:32:13Z says:

      You do, you don't have a penis.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-29T12:47:14Z says:

      ensi is starting to pwn, .. a 12 year old retard but he's pwning him nonetheless.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-29T15:17:33Z says:

      *hands ensi and demierte shovels to help move the shit out faster... or to bludgeon each other with. either one would work*

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T17:54:46Z says:

      I prefer the latter, and I'm not usually a violent person.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2009-05-29T04:44:46Z says:

    I see whore was added to the tags twice

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T04:47:04Z says:

      actually one is 'attention whore'

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T04:48:38Z says:

      you should be proud

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-29T04:52:33Z says:

      yup, you're three different versions of whore. how do you feel?

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-05-29T04:57:03Z says:

      What a bunch of keyboard queers, you fuckers got a problem with whores?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-29T05:06:43Z says:

      we didn't tag it.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-29T05:07:01Z says:

      just stating facts

    • SendMoreCops
      SendMoreCops 2009-05-29T05:36:04Z says:

      I personally love whores. No self respecting stand up woman is going to have sex with me. I need the ones with self-esteem and daddy issues to actually let me put my dick in them. And then there's ones I pay, of course.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:43:04Z says:

      Whether you know it or not, you always pay for pussy.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:49:58Z says:

      only the welsh

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:33:06Z says:

      How's that country of yours possum?

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-30T00:48:46Z says:

      ensi, marriage is legalized, long term prostitution where payment is guaranteed but service is not
      and our country and fine, shitty just like everywhere else, but fine

  • Indica
    Indica 2009-05-29T04:45:02Z says:

    Butterface

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2009-08-03T09:26:23Z says:

      exactly.

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2009-05-29T05:04:08Z says:

    Nice tits, but you have no hips and probably no ass. I would still let you fuck me though.

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T05:05:08Z says:

      You are correct.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:15:54Z says:

      on all three counts?

    • Archman
      Archman 2009-05-29T05:16:47Z says:

      Honesty. Not necessary on the internet.

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T05:19:18Z says:

      I suppose so, yes.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T05:51:51Z says:

      Slag.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-29T10:12:17Z says:

      ^bitter ?

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-29T12:48:59Z says:

      Nope she's a slag, (obviously) and if you have no ass, then all deals are off.

    • Camycazi
      Camycazi 2009-05-29T12:49:06Z says:

      Bitch

  • BILLYMAYSHERE
    BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-05-29T05:19:22Z says:

    Whats the Ew for?you dont like your own vagine?I think you are pretty nice and fuck what the rest of these jizzed crazed queers say,each and every one of them would hit on you.This assumes you are moderately attractive.Im sure LoserXStupidity will scratch at you...she is so fuckin disgusting

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:28:28Z says:

      ^lets tag team the hoe i'll be anthoney sullevan then we can have u pitch the movie we make yea?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T05:33:43Z says:

      Fantasizing about being another man and having a threesome with Billy Mays is pretty fucking gay.

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:35:00Z says:

      thanks for the heads up

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:35:38Z says:

      ^misspelled "definingly"

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:58:58Z says:

      ^mispelled pussman

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:10:27Z says:

      ^misspelled misspelled

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:14:02Z says:

      ^your point

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:18:51Z says:

      bert: i dont want to play this game no more
      ernie: two plus one plus one is four

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:30:55Z says:

      beavis:i get nothing butt head

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:32:41Z says:

      good answer

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:35:00Z says:

      yea i know
      i still <3 u possum even tho u hate on me.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:48:25Z says:

      gagging on the gayness

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:52:35Z says:

      i think your heart grew one size

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2009-05-29T15:44:53Z says:

      certainly not his chode

  • Demetre111
    Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:21:45Z says:

    also your boobs looked bigger yesterday.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T05:34:14Z says:

      its a whormonal thing

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:59:38Z says:

      haha

  • losingxlucidity
    losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T05:57:18Z says:

    angle isnt the best but you've got a nice body!

    :)yay you

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T05:59:54Z says:

      show us what u got

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T06:03:08Z says:

      Were you a crack baby? Just asking.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:04:20Z says:

      You sir are both a troglodyte and a tasteless creature...please remove yourself from this earth

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:04:52Z says:

      yea how did u know.
      were you born a fag or did u have to work on it?

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T06:18:44Z says:

      I bet lucid has a nice snatch!

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:20:43Z says:

      ^had

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:21:39Z says:

      it's normal, nothing to be worshipped

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T06:23:11Z says:

      I'll be the judge of that.... If I can?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:24:41Z says:

      *patpat

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:27:59Z says:

      wtf is a troglodyte and who were you talking to

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T06:28:21Z says:

      Did you call me a troglodyte? That's fucked up, whatever a troglodyte is.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T06:29:34Z says:

      Interposting, motherfucker.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:29:41Z says:

      talking about you mister, and a troglodyte is a member of a prehistoric race of people that lived in caves or holes :)

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T06:30:24Z says:

      Me? This is confusing.

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T06:31:14Z says:

      its also a dungeons and dragons monster kind of like a kobold..

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:32:24Z says:

      umm im not from lord of the rings

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:33:20Z says:

      omg stanky booty cunts confuse me

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:33:30Z says:

      well kinda...in D&D the troglodyte is a fictional race of primitive reptilian humanoids

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:35:06Z says:

      just to clear it up...i'm calling mister useless king from the 1100's a piece of shit

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:35:36Z says:

      imma show u primitive when i bash u with a club and fuck yr ass

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:43:11Z says:

      now you are a speechless cunt whore fat shit.FUCCKK you your pussy leaks cottage cheese

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:44:25Z says:

      :( oh lookie! the little caveman is upset

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:46:53Z says:

      lucid > demetre

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T06:50:54Z says:

      o look demetre111 is tping like he is usng a cellpne ;/

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T06:51:07Z says:

      The shit I took this morning > demetre

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-29T06:52:30Z says:

      Demetre uses watermelons as buttplugs.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:53:24Z says:

      ska > demetre

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T06:53:29Z says:

      ^all u up above this are just haters and wish u could be me

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:53:36Z says:

      ouch! i dont think i even want to see that

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T06:53:39Z says:

      Sideways.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T06:54:39Z says:

      I wouldn't go that far, possum.

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:56:21Z says:

      uh no...i mean...how much fun is life as a piece of dried shit on the bottom of someones shoe?

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T06:58:09Z says:

      I remember troglodytes on the old ass Sinbad the Sailor movies my dad watched when I was a kid. In that they looked like a cyclops with lizard skin and a unicorn like horn.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:58:46Z says:

      very good rish
      very gooder urks

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T07:00:39Z says:

      Also, I am blown away. Not only did losing not rag on another attention whore like normal but a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking. My world has been flipped upside down. Also, Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit from her note last time. Tape it and send it in.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T07:07:24Z says:

      @ Hisa:
      take more drugs, and upload them to my personal site, so that i may translate your gibberish for the masses...or, alternatively:
      1 buy a really good pair of headphones
      2 buy even better weed
      3 buy grilled KFC
      4 sleep

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T07:09:18Z says:

      hey, i have no problem acknowledging a nice body/pair of breasts/ass

      this girl went right to the money with her photos...nothing wrong with that

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:10:45Z says:

      Except the lack of a face.

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T07:11:28Z says:

      hisa, i used to watch those every time we would have a pizza night at my house.. i would rent a bunch of the 70'sish sinbads like the 7 voyages etc.. such classics

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T07:12:24Z says:

      i'm sure shes pretty

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:16:11Z says:

      Well we'll have to wait and see if she has anything on that lovely mug of yours.

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T07:24:47Z says:

      Ha wow^ i <3 all of u guys

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T07:30:38Z says:

      well we dont love you

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:34:39Z says:

      You mean it?
      You can't just throw the "L" word around you know.

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T08:17:43Z says:

      Possom, I guess it was worded funny. "Not only did losingxlucidity not rag on another attention whore like normal, but she gave her a compliment. Not to mention that the body is pretty nice looking which is weird here. Those two unlikely things occurring in the same submission has my world flipped upside down. Jones, I'm pretty sure you could tap that shit, judging from her note on her last submission. Tape it and send it in.

      losingx, I wasn't implying that you needed to rag on them all, simply that as of yet it is not normal for you not to. I guess it ties to my other point that nice ones are not too often found here.

      Yak, funny you say that because he would usually watch them when we visited my g-grandma and one of the things we did as a tradition when we went to visit her was make like 30 of those tiny $1.00 Totinos pizzas and eat them while we watched. In fact I'm adding them to my Netflix and getting a bunch of those little pizzas tomorrow, thank you.

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T08:30:52Z says:

      you are welcome......?

  • DejaVu
    DejaVu 2009-05-29T06:01:55Z says:

    so i don't get it. you go from having 5 comments to a year later posting it all for everyone to see. what makes a person jump to such an extreme?

    • losingxlucidity
      losingxlucidity 2009-05-29T06:07:29Z says:

      I was wondering that myself, not that it isn't nice to see fresh skin...but that's a lot of skin.......

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:09:27Z says:

      meth is a helluva drug

    • tybalt
      tybalt 2009-05-29T06:18:51Z says:

      peer pressure is a helluva drug

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:19:59Z says:

      ^better answer

    • Jones
      Jones 2009-05-29T07:02:16Z says:

      So Deja, I was wondering if you would wait a year before getting that tattoo, and donate the money for a plane ticket to stalk my stalker, that would be really sweet of you.

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T07:20:24Z says:

      are you drunk?

    • Demetre111
      Demetre111 2009-05-29T07:25:49Z says:

      Are you drunk?

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T07:30:15Z says:

      is this a trick question?

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T08:19:50Z says:

      Is that a trick question?

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-29T09:05:20Z says:

      Is who a trick question?

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2009-05-29T15:49:52Z says:

      Is alana a cheap trick?

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T16:53:56Z says:

      Does Alana like Cheap Trick?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-05-29T18:37:42Z says:

      I want her to want me.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-05-29T18:39:59Z says:

      I need her to need me.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-30T07:40:25Z says:

      I want her to blow me.

  • Pudding
    Pudding 2009-05-29T06:20:40Z says:

    never seen breast implants on a 12 year old boy before.

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T07:05:22Z says:

      Clever, all except that 12 year old boys don't have pussies and I've never seen women get implants that small. Besides, some people like myself like just a nice handful.

    • Pudding
      Pudding 2009-05-29T07:17:18Z says:

      She's still not going to sleep with you.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:36:10Z says:

      "sleep with?"
      What is this? Sesame Street?

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T08:21:40Z says:

      Darn it all, and I was trying so dratting hard to put my penis in her vagina so that I could penetrate her until I ejaculated all over her abdomen.

    • Pudding
      Pudding 2009-05-29T10:32:12Z says:

      "Sleep" had a better ring to it then 2 minutes of fornication followed by a hour of nausea and crying.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-05-29T06:27:01Z says:

    and.... *closes photoshop*

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-29T06:50:58Z says:

      hahahahaha

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-05-29T07:22:11Z says:

      Cant wait to see what ya got cooking

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-05-29T10:56:23Z says:

      ^ gay

    • HerbyVerstinks
      HerbyVerstinks 2009-05-29T16:42:36Z says:

      ^knows gay actions quite well

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2009-05-29T17:00:34Z says:

      ^ that was one

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-05-29T17:29:49Z says:

      jones and alana's love child?

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-30T03:34:10Z says:

      any "Alien" reference would be apropos now

  • Demetre111
    Demetre111 2009-05-29T07:30:26Z says:

    oh botox your lips they seem to be losing mass

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-05-29T09:06:17Z says:

      I've got some mass she can inject into them...

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-30T07:41:02Z says:

      Right, because botox has anything to do with mass.

  • borracho5000
    borracho5000 2009-05-29T07:40:24Z says:

    you have the hips of a moron.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:42:30Z says:

      Yeah, cos that makes fucking sense.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T07:46:37Z says:

      sorry to offend a fellow attention whore.... maybe she has an equally gay tattoo.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:49:49Z says:

      Haha, well done.
      Now show your tattoo.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T07:56:23Z says:

      thats it? at least bicho was fun....is this all the fire this site has right now? all i get is naked pics of myspace twats and homos with bad tats?

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T07:58:31Z says:

      You're not worth a decent argument you bellflap.
      And again, show your tat, then you have a reason to flame mine.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T08:00:15Z says:

      zing...derp derp....fart......

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T08:06:21Z says:

      O...K...

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T08:10:19Z says:

      o....k....a....y...

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T08:25:26Z says:

      Not to get in the middle of you two girls making out but could you explain to us how mental acuity is in any way related to hip size or shape?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T08:34:37Z says:

      more a jab about turds posting pics like this is facebook. i mean a vagina is cool and all but we have all seen them and she doesnt have the balls to post her face with it like hair did so its pretty lame. less attention whores and more shit eating.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T08:57:38Z says:

      Turds...
      I sense a hypocrite.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T09:04:13Z says:

      a grammar nazi on mucho....its like ur the coolest kid in special ed.... well the coolest kid with a queer tattoo.

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T09:20:14Z says:

      How am I a grammar Nazi?
      I'm thinking you belong in special ed.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T09:28:04Z says:

      eh ive seen it. i havent been on in a long time but reading through some posts ive noticed you like to correct people..its ok pumpkin maybe you have some meaningful tattoo on you that has to do with spelling and grammer.

    • Hisa
      Hisa 2009-05-29T16:57:54Z says:

      ...

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T17:06:53Z says:

      ....

    • ensiferius
      ensiferius 2009-05-29T17:58:39Z says:

      Well what can I say?
      I like sentences to have punctuation and good spelling.
      There's no law against it.

    • JesusCrust
      JesusCrust 2009-05-29T20:36:51Z says:

      Shutting the fuck up prevents cancer.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-30T04:42:07Z says:

      so does having an avatar

  • JabbaTheHung
    JabbaTheHung 2009-05-29T07:54:02Z says:

    Messy room?

  • McWoozy
    McWoozy 2009-05-29T08:23:04Z says:

    Wario was more interesting to look at. So she's naked, whoopee fucking do

  • Alana
    Alana 2009-05-29T09:31:48Z says:

    Instead of reply amidst all your gay banter I will say this:
    -I know I'm chubby and have the hips of a 13 year old boy (wtf?)
    -Deja, I started posting because of Jones.
    -Yes, I would fuck Jones.
    -No, I would not fuck you. (maybe poss but only in possum state)
    -I have a pretty face.
    &&& I look forward to shops tomorrow.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T09:33:32Z says:

      whore

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T09:35:44Z says:

      I look forward to more sausage wallet.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T09:38:50Z says:

      hey yak did you get this sluts id? what are the laws for cp? what if she like 16 as her hips suggest?

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-29T09:44:39Z says:

      what are you going off about now idiot? why don't you ask her what age she is.

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T09:51:35Z says:

      because it more fun to randomly yell stoopid questions. just glad nothing has changed.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T09:52:13Z says:

      are you a chink?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T09:54:58Z says:

      no im a fat mexican

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T09:55:42Z says:

      I'm 19, by the way.

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T09:56:42Z says:

      you a yellow girl?

    • Pudding
      Pudding 2009-05-29T10:33:54Z says:

      Daddy must be proud you're trying to acquire the attention of mucho sucko, naked.

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-29T10:46:39Z says:

      If daddy cared, I wouldn't be on here searching for approval from dirty old men. *teartear*

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T10:50:30Z says:

      ^my kinda gal. now show us uranus

    • thatdude420
      thatdude420 2009-05-29T11:01:46Z says:

      yea that is sad. for your dad

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-05-29T15:26:15Z says:

      you would fuck jones? if so you'd fuck me too yay.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-05-29T16:35:08Z says:

      where you from alana?

    • borracho5000
      borracho5000 2009-05-29T16:59:43Z says:

      yeah i want to see some butt-hole fuck this crap...whore show us ur butt vagina!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-30T03:34:53Z says:

      haha Borracist5k strikes.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-30T03:36:23Z says:

      why only in a possum-state?
      :(

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-30T03:41:28Z says:

      What?

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-30T03:44:10Z says:

      alanawhore said she'd fuck me only in "possum-state"
      wtf?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-30T03:50:51Z says:

      Stop taking pills. You are hallucinating.

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-30T03:55:18Z says:

      no, really jim!

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-05-30T03:58:42Z says:

      Listen closely. Real close. Hear that? That silence? That's Alana not knocking on your door. Go do a line of caffeine.

    • Alana
      Alana 2009-05-30T05:40:42Z says:

      I think it's simple poss, I like possums... ?

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-30T05:42:59Z says:

      its pretty simple possum.. it means that she wouldn't fuck you if you were a human guy. but if you were somehow in your possum avatar state she would fuck the shit out of you..

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-30T05:50:35Z says:

      yeah, that's what i got too, yak - ...i was just hopin'...

    • yak
      yak 2009-05-30T06:00:39Z says:

      you still might have a chance if you can pretend you are a possum :(((((

    • possum
      possum 2009-05-30T06:06:22Z says:

      *barfs up catfood on alana's patio*
      How's that?

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-30T08:23:42Z says:

      I think she would have to be a possum too.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-30T15:12:34Z says:

      *gold clap* to possum's valiant effort
      and she IS a possum just pretending to be a human, its a sad love story where the one has found love in the other only to find they are both pretending to be something they are not :(

  • Virginslayer
    Virginslayer 2009-05-29T09:46:42Z says:

    He is very bitter today. But that's ok every time I get down I just look at this picture and all is well.

    • Virginslayer
      Virginslayer 2009-05-29T09:47:12Z says:

      I fail.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-29T10:16:01Z says:

      yes , i suggest you hang yourself

  • hotshot
    hotshot 2009-05-29T10:12:34Z says:

    Well you may have a pasty white E.T. body but I respect the fact that you follow the rules. Take notes muchogirls. This is how you make an entrance.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-05-29T10:15:30Z says:

    A Mucho first ... Alana has put all you other Mucho tarts in the shade

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-05-29T11:42:06Z says:

      just because shes naked?

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-05-29T11:42:21Z says:

      i could do that too

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-29T13:18:45Z says:

      do it

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-05-29T13:32:27Z says:

      as you wish sir

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-29T14:08:38Z says:

      we're in for a treat now

    • dirtyrottensteve
      dirtyrottensteve 2009-05-29T14:27:43Z says:

      well you are at least

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-05-29T15:11:48Z says:

      i dont want to make excuses but i dont have my cam right now so you have to be patient

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-05-29T16:12:31Z says:

      you fucking cock teaser

    • dik
      dik 2009-05-29T16:49:49Z says:

      thats what they all say

  • Jake101390
    Jake101390 2009-05-29T10:50:48Z says:

    Maybe it's the angle of the picture but it looks like a picture of Chris Crocker with a slight beer gut and a bad tit job.

  • uncleoneeyeddeadbaby
    uncleoneeyeddeadbaby 2009-05-29T11:30:59Z says:

    fucking hot!

  • SkItZothaclown
    SkItZothaclown 2009-05-29T11:51:18Z says:

    very sexy :)

  • drekow
    drekow 2009-05-29T12:28:12Z says:

    Good luck with this one Jones. Alana, nice picture.

  • DOERanger
    DOERanger 2009-05-29T13:12:58Z says:

    Jones, don't fuck this up.

  • Persona
    Persona 2009-05-29T18:31:16Z says:

    This reminds me of a women I lost my virginity to. she was 24 and I was 18.She had 3 kids born already when I slept with it. 2 years later when I met it again, she had 7 more.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T19:18:05Z says:

      Trannys can't have kids.

    • Persona
      Persona 2009-05-29T19:45:26Z says:

      Yes they can, missing out on some NGC programs?

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-05-30T07:42:28Z says:

      ...2 years later, 4 more kids, huh? I'm calling bullshit.

  • Soah
    Soah 2009-05-29T18:46:03Z says:

    nice stuff! but you should let your garden grow, you'll get a yeast infection.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-05-29T19:13:24Z says:

      just like every yeast, pad, and ED commercial, that comment was not necessary

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T19:19:41Z says:

      Soah I want to plant my penis in your vagina garden.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-05-29T19:19:59Z says:

      If you read real carefully, there's a subtle reference to sex in there.

    • Soah
      Soah 2009-05-31T21:17:01Z says:

      lmao

  • ImBanginYourWife
    ImBanginYourWife 2009-05-29T18:56:27Z says:

    shes got potential beef flaps

  • AssBlaster
    AssBlaster 2009-05-30T06:51:22Z says:

    /wonders if the ass is worth a blastin' ...although the front isn't too promising for a good behind

  • tinski
    tinski 2009-11-12T22:07:33Z says:

    I'd fuck you but definitely wouldn't brag about it.

Alana
posted May 29, 2009

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