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Valelly Vs. Security Guard

hes at it again. not sure if this is real.

Valelly Vs. Security Guard

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stupid human tricks,  skateboarding,  security guard,  valelly

Comments to Valelly Vs. Security Guard

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2008-09-07T04:16:03Z says:

    I can't believe that rent-a-cop didn't kick that guy's ass.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-09-07T04:25:02Z says:

      its that fkn dude from king of queens

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-07T04:46:16Z says:

      Thats Frank Caliendo fuckface

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-09-07T04:48:00Z says:

      dont fuck with doug heffernan

    • ItchyHairpiece
      ItchyHairpiece 2008-09-07T05:16:36Z says:

      kevin james

    • SUPREMO
      SUPREMO 2008-09-07T10:48:55Z says:

      PussyHands REEEALLY said it like he waz totally sure..what a fuckface!!..ha, ha..

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-07T14:05:48Z says:

      You obviously can't read time stamps or understand sarcasm.

    • FakeAssNegro
      FakeAssNegro 2008-09-07T15:53:32Z says:

      That's Kevin James. I can't believe pussyhands could mistake stupid fucking Frank Caliendo for Kevin James. (Not that KJ is that funny..)

    • NikoxBellic
      NikoxBellic 2008-09-07T18:48:16Z says:

      he didnt because valely is a badass. did u see that vid where he fucked up like 5 guys by hisself?

    • NikoxBellic
      NikoxBellic 2008-09-07T19:45:53Z says:

      and because this is fake

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-07T23:31:06Z says:

      He only "fucked up" 3 guys.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-08T01:09:12Z says:

      I wouldn't say he "fucked up" 3 guys. He pushed a few guys around who clearly didn't want to fight and punched one of them a few times. If I'm remembering it correctly.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-08T01:24:38Z says:

      That's why the "fucked up" is in quotes. I think the guys did start the fight, and he threw a few punches and maybe one landed cleanly.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-08T01:59:01Z says:

      Are you talking aboot the one w/ Bam where he tussled w/ some 14, 15 year old kids when he was in his late 20's?

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-08T02:06:51Z says:

      Yeah, that's the one. And I think he was like 35 then.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-08T03:53:44Z says:

      *Correction. He fought 4 guys.

  • dik
    dik 2008-09-07T04:16:04Z says:

    not sure if it's real? are you retarded?????

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-09-07T04:22:38Z says:

      The blue blinker on his segway was a nice touch.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-07T05:12:43Z says:

      lol dik

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-09-07T04:17:31Z says:

    the security guards the guy from ask jim or some shit

    • nathanshown
      nathanshown 2008-09-07T04:20:58Z says:

      Kevin James....
      Totally Real.

  • 20Churchill
    20Churchill 2008-09-07T04:21:43Z says:

    LOL, it's kevin james, from king of queens FYI

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-07T04:26:40Z says:

      oh

    • luda
      luda 2008-09-07T07:48:59Z says:

      oh

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-09-08T05:35:08Z says:

      oh?

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-09-09T00:37:58Z says:

      ho

  • fantastick
    fantastick 2008-09-07T04:37:45Z says:

    I never understood skaters, but rage on, rage on.

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-09-07T23:11:00Z says:

      I find it easy to understand them after I run them over and examine the contents of thier skulls.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-09-08T00:04:48Z says:

      there's something in there?

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-09-07T05:02:18Z says:

    LOL i hope thats sarcasm cause if you dont know who kevin james is.. youre a retard.

  • Rompipalle
    Rompipalle 2008-09-07T05:06:33Z says:

    Mike V is a Golden God

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-07T05:13:25Z says:

      agreed

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-07T05:32:47Z says:

      gaaaaaay

  • mikebeez
    mikebeez 2008-09-07T05:14:15Z says:

    youtube more of mike valelly's fights they are hilarious.

    • fastmx5
      fastmx5 2008-09-08T07:57:45Z says:

      what are you? an ad for youtube?

  • espada9
    espada9 2008-09-07T05:24:44Z says:

    Mike is still pretty punk rock, I skated with him some in the late 80s, he was fairly scrawny back then.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-07T05:33:14Z says:

      i'm the 6th beatle

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-07T05:44:35Z says:

      I was the bass player for the Doors.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-09-07T05:50:27Z says:

      I'm an athlete

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-09-07T05:54:22Z says:

      I made out with two hot girls last night.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-07T06:07:22Z says:

      My band actually did open for Mike V's band(Revolution Mother) one time. I never met him though. He was hanging out by himself in his van all night.

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-09-07T06:17:12Z says:

      With me.

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-09-07T06:53:48Z says:

      First met him at the Sacto Street Style contest in 1985, I skated for G&S and Tracker but I skated vert more than street at the time.
      Last time I saw him was at the old school skate jam in Simi Valley 2001, he was killing it in the pool.
      Look it up.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-09-07T06:54:37Z says:

      He was with urkel's mom..

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-07T07:04:41Z says:

      Shut the fuck up and try to come up with funnier jokes. And what's your obsession with me? You bring me up in random posts when I've never really had any words with you.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-09-07T07:45:21Z says:

      we have the most buttery miniramp at our park. 6 foot tall 24 feet wide. i could skate it for days.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-07T08:55:33Z says:

      Fuck you, Roland.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-09-07T13:00:27Z says:

      I like turtles


      with STD's!

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-07T13:10:00Z says:

      FUCK IT! I'M GAAAAAAAAAAY

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-07T15:24:16Z says:

      Nice Swappi, he's almost crying.

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-09-07T16:35:13Z says:

      I got oral last night

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-07T16:59:26Z says:

      From a dude.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-08T00:53:30Z says:

      oh shit, espada just went from being Tito Ortiz to Tony Hawk in 60 seconds.... being a poser must pay well.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-08T01:05:26Z says:

      Hey Tyrizzle, you were busy evacuating so I bet you missed it. I posted a vid of you and your boys fighting.
      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/tyronne_fighting_one_of_his_boyz-47561/tag/fights

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-08T01:42:29Z says:

      george bush does not care about black people

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-08T01:44:22Z says:

      is your house a mucky mess tyrone? are you unevacuated?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-08T01:50:35Z says:

      I bet it was a mess before he left. Black people are dirty.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-08T01:54:23Z says:

      Oh Hell...

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-09-08T02:01:48Z says:

      Did you go to Memphis with the national guard, Tyronicus?

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-08T02:32:36Z says:

      actually my house was fine, the power went out for like 5 minutes... and i drove to florida

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-08T02:37:20Z says:

      Isn't there like 3 more hurricanes on the way?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-09-08T02:54:33Z says:

      Florida seems like an irrational choice for a hurricane evacuation destination

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-08T02:55:23Z says:

      yea, Ike is comin for Tina and i'll be leaving again
      .
      .
      lmao @ sissy fight... fuck you 1rish, talkin shit and i wasnt here to defend myself

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-08T02:57:27Z says:

      I submitted it before you said you were leaving. I was a bit let down that you weren't here for it.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-08T03:13:34Z says:

      jaimee, i usually wait until it passes Florida, sometimes i go to atlanta or houston... usually where i have family
      another reason i go to Florida is because its the shorter drive... 4hrs vs 8hrs

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-09-09T02:46:34Z says:

      1985? I was six.

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2008-09-07T07:00:14Z says:

    They make segways with security lights on them? That seems like a step lower than the three wheeled meater maid one

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2008-09-07T07:10:04Z says:

      heh, meater maid. sounds like a mucho profession

  • Dirty.fucking.scoundrel
    Dirty.fucking.scoundrel 2008-09-07T08:03:39Z says:

    This guy is 38 and thinks this dumb shit is funny to do? What a wash up.

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-09-07T16:37:58Z says:

      Wtf else is he gonna do, he's been skating and partying hard his whole life, what's next, applying for a job at TacoBell? He rather die I suspect. 'Sides 38 aint that bad, I got a friend that is 59 and still skating and doing fucked up shit. I love him, he does all the shit I never will have the guts to.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-07T17:19:35Z says:

      You love a 59 year old man?

      Are you, by any chance...


      gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!?

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-09-08T17:29:52Z says:

      No, but you are. What's up nosy parker?

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-09-07T13:00:57Z says:

    WEAK

  • SummerTlMEbrews
    SummerTlMEbrews 2008-09-07T13:19:42Z says:

    What would Mike Valelly do in this situation?

  • MuchoPro
    MuchoPro 2008-09-07T17:29:00Z says:

    holy shit that made my day

  • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
    BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-08T00:54:34Z says:

    so why is this dude cool again?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-09-08T01:08:05Z says:

      He was cool before?

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-08T02:55:46Z says:

      there isn't really anything cool about him other than that video where he beats up 5 preppies by himself..

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-09-08T03:15:57Z says:

      lol is that the same guy? i thought he was bald

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-09-08T03:39:20Z says:

      He grew his hair long cuz he's a "rocker" now.

    • dik
      dik 2008-09-08T03:40:05Z says:

      as far as i know that's the same guy

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-09-08T03:44:21Z says:

      its him

  • felisconcolour360
    felisconcolour360 2008-09-08T23:29:04Z says:

    that security guard is obviously a eunch, cuz anyone else with a pair would've at least belted that guy in the face. P.S. I totally would duct tape the eunch to some pipes and fuck him with that scooter for being such a wus. P.P.S. people like him are only useful as meat shields strapped to our country's tanks...

mikebeez
posted September 07, 2008

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