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Chart states that if a vampire must feed once a month and in doing so infects another in less than 3 years the human race would have died out already, hence vampires can't exist. http://www.csicop.org/si/2007-04/efthimou.html
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Whats this have to do with ghosts!? Im offended!
Nothing at all, but these day's vampire's tap blood out of body's in harvest basements, of abducted infidels.
Like pizza delivery they get a bag of blood.... and if u dont believe that i will kill u.
Vampire's are the one's who suck out ur bank account to stage some fake shit in iraq, i dont realy know wat drinking blood has to do with it.
Infidels? Pizza? Banks? I think you just outlined society in less than 100 words
That's retarded, it's also proven the only way to turn vampire is to drink their blood. You just die if you are bitten. This proves nothing.
i hate you
Don't talk to your master like that, get back in your cage!
^Haha!
Surely you would only die if a vampire drank all your blood.
All this proves is that vampire slayers to a kick ass job! We'd all be zombies too if it wasn't for them.
I'd rather be a vampire than a zombie
^agreed
This really just proves that someone has too much time on their hands
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lol
Hahahah,...wait, what was the joke?
there was no joke.
Well, none that you get.
no, there simply was no joke.
Of course there are vampires. If there were no vampires, there would be no need for the word vampire.
this is wrong... there will always be one to destroy them all.
So by that same chop logic rationale, there are unicorns, leprechauns, dragons, and every other imaginary creature, right?
Wow, you're brilliant HC.
Well then, prove that there aren't any of those creature.
I'll let someone else tackle that sophism. I'm here just to point out fallacies.
Don't forget about ManBearPig! He's real too!
redrum, you don't get it. hank is quoting wanko. don't ask.
RedDumb doesn't get very much.
Hey fuck you both.
Go fuck a zombie.
good ol' necrophilia
I keep a steaming pile of shit on my porch to keep the killer giraffes away. Thank Christ, it's worked...so far.
How'd you keep it steaming, Claude? Mine's gone cold in minutes...
fuck me? fuck you!
I still have no proof of the lack of ghosts and monsters.
!
Something in my closet!
Shh, just go to sleep.
*takes knife out of boot*
That's right, just close your eyes
remember....deeply and swiftly into his neck...i must feed quickly
I'm actually surprised this got posted. If you go to the link you'll read about the other monsters. Also, I try never to say anything doesn't exist, but chances are pretty fucking good most of the stuff on the list do not exist.
If you are going to cut yourself zxfagboy, please do it outside, I don't wanna have to mop anything up
Is he still in your house, Dick?
Para-rala-ding-dong, check your email.
Shhh, I'm waiting for the right time to kill this Dicksukerjr.
remember....jugular...
He wants to suck my dick in my sleep, but I keep rudely interrupting him by waking up and yelling at him to get back in his box
*Knife sinks in his throat, but can't get past the fourth chin*
Damit, Dicks impervious to knifes!!! What now?!
Funny you should mention that, I'm actually fairly skinny.
Just go sit down for a while and think about....
Hahahaha.
Who am I kidding?
you, think?
Hahahahahah
hahahahahhaha, hilarious!..
this is also assuming that the population of humans is all sterile.
and the population of vampires doesn't die ever.
and that each vampire has to kill and feed off an entire human, rather then multiple vampires living off of one human.
Or if theres a third party involved that takes out both... (IE: Robocop!...)
Not to argue with the guy that runs the show but I don't think that would throw this off that much. So the vampires take over in another 2-10 years, the concept is still exponential grown. Besides, as mentioned before, not all vampire lore states that vampires multiply that easily. I just posted this for the fuck of it.
what if they have giant blood factorys?
You've watched Blade far too often.
i thought vampires also feeded on animals.. they left out the animals. but can other animals turn into vampires too? that's the question.
i hope so , how awesome wouldnt it be with an vampire bear.
"it"? sex?
A vampire bear would be interesting. Or perhaps a weresquid
what about an vampire Manbearpig then?
a vampire squid does exist.
what about a vampire guineapig
They were all destroyed by the zombie chinchillas.
So why was Blade so insistent on killing them off, if they're gonna wipe out their own food supply so fast?
Cause 3 years is WAY too fucking long to wait! Kill 'dem bitches now!!
-takes out shotgun, Whistler yelling 'God Dammit Blade!' in the background-
Hmmm, yeah vampires.
The only thing proven is that the creator of this lives in his mothers basement, has a collection of multi-sided dice, is possibly interested in or is a furry, and is saving up for a Real Doll, as his own hand thinks he's too much of a geek to fuck.
...you know elchris?
this proves nothing....BLASPHEMY!!!
MADNESS!
THIS IS MUCHO!
NO, THIS.. IS.. SPA-no, wait, you were right. this is mucho.
>actually, vampires can just kill a human wile feeding, its dif. if they're siring another vampire.
>actually, vampires can't kill, or sire shit, as they AREN'T FUCKING REAL.
Christ throw away your D & D and go buy a hooker.
OK if this chart is right, then why is it that it burns when sunlight touches me, or garlic makes my catch fire, and crosses make me shield my face?
Uh, you're pasty white, allergic to garlic and an atheist?
^That's a good explanation.
You assumed a human population of 536 million people. Have you checked newspapers since the 18th century?
i can't believe it took this many posts for someone else to notice that . thank you.
I wish aids would spread this fast.
can all people get aids, like someone got to be immune , right?
Anybody who has an immune system can catch it.
i've read that some people in africa are immune to AIDS, or it was HIV. anyway, they survived. there might be a cure on its way, in many years.
The largest amount of human genetic diversity is in Africa, so if any group is going to become resistant to HIV, a group from Africa would seem the most logical.
Or maybe they just diagnose every other person who sees a doctor in Africa with AIDS, 'cause more AIDS means more aid, and some of them actually get checked out again and, "oh fucking surprise it's gone now!"
Or maybe not.
if I had AIDS i'd infect every one of you noobs
no, wanko, they never get rid of the aids itself, but they can live with the 'disease'.
wanko has lots to learn about biology, it seems :D
How would you manage that then dik ??
Wanko is a biological noob.
he's a bio-noob...boob for short
fries ...i guess i'd start by infecting everyones wives and girlfriends...in your case your sister
whammay
you would have to go through ryogas and mreds boyfriends too ya know.. on the other hand, they probably already got aids. they would be the one infecting you with other shit
Wanko's post was more political than biological. He made a valid point that any critical thinker should already be thinking.
Blah, blah, blah.
that's the whole point. we are talking about race as it is used in biology, but wanko is talking about the word 'race' that people use.
but what point are you talking about, para?
how can you get aids if its live in your blood by putting your dick into someone?
lovejuices
nice, the stack is dying from inside, i will leave the stack and find a better place to live my life.
Yeah my comment had nothing to do with biology. In america, your kid acts up and the school diagnoses him/her with ADD and they get more funding. In Africa, you get sick, they diagnose you with AIDs to get more funding. Same shit. Who knows how often they're actually right.
Plantshit the stack is just a small piece of a bigger stack.
Well what if vampires didn't "infect" humans when they took their blood? Got a chart for that?
This is bullshit the human population does not consist of 536,870,912 people...it's more around the size of 85843723Q994*Johnny5
So am I the only person here who had the balls to actually send them an email explaining why their table is bullshit?
Nobody else gives enough of a shit, and why do you?
now what a min. if anyone in here actully new something about vampires they would no for one, vampires dont have to kill people. sometimes they do. and for another, they dont "infect" people. they would have to "turn" them by feeding them some of the vampires blood. DUH!