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Van Dam Dance

Van Dam Dance
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Comments to Van Dam Dance

  • raheem24
    raheem24 2007-08-01T04:01:32Z says:

    first

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2007-08-01T04:20:34Z says:

      prize in the fuckwit competition.

  • Archman
    Archman 2007-08-01T04:39:56Z says:

    lol at the people in the back.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-08-01T16:26:26Z says:

      yes then they get owned by his buns of steel

  • smerf
    smerf 2007-08-01T04:42:58Z says:

    Ten seconds later, every guy in the place gets up to beat the shit out of him for embarrassing them while dancing like a white guy.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-01T04:57:18Z says:

      He's Van Dam. They can try, but we all know only Plantshit would stand a chance.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-01T07:05:49Z says:

      Plantshit, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. Maybe Jackie Chan.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-08-01T07:34:16Z says:

      Didn't his own bodyguard beat the shit out of him?

    • avatar_ignis
      avatar_ignis 2007-08-01T11:50:00Z says:

      oh the irony

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-01T17:06:38Z says:

      Plantshit has a bodygaurd?

    • Chodogg
      Chodogg 2007-08-01T21:14:45Z says:

      bruce lee killed chuck norris! i saw it

    • Snotcricket
      Snotcricket 2007-08-02T01:06:56Z says:

      NO! Bruce Lee killed Roger Moore...and yet Abe Vigoda lives!

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-08-01T05:51:30Z says:

    why is it when people who cant dance try to dance they always have to clap at some point as if that makes the music stay on their beat?

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-08-01T06:00:26Z says:

      Because most white people can't dance. The clapping sends a physical and audible sense to the nervous system so they can stay on beat. I'm white and I know I cant dance......so I play the drums...

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-08-01T06:10:02Z says:

      I can do the YMCA.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-08-01T07:05:33Z says:

      I can dance. Which is not to say that I am a GOOD dancer, of course.

    • dik
      dik 2007-08-01T10:55:36Z says:

      i'm doing the macarena right now....nude

    • DejaVu
      DejaVu 2007-08-01T10:57:54Z says:

      it's kinda sad really... i can't dance either for taking years of ballet when i was younger, but, i can polka up a storm at a wedding like no ones business. guess it's the eastern european in me :)

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-08-01T13:06:19Z says:

      who needs to dance anyway

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-01T13:10:43Z says:

      I usually dont dance untill ive had several drinks & i gotta say im fucking great!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-08-01T13:11:53Z says:

      *wave your arms*
      *tap your feet*
      *take a drink*
      *wooooooosh*
      *bounce your shoulders*
      *wave your arms*

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-08-01T17:05:57Z says:

      Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

  • birdsvsworms
    birdsvsworms 2007-08-01T07:15:27Z says:

    i dance like this when i smoke chronic.

  • vanvoorhies
    vanvoorhies 2007-08-01T07:44:49Z says:

    It is reasonable to think that every person in there is getting paid to put up with that bull shit. Since every asian is a ninja, why else sit and watch?

  • royalrexford
    royalrexford 2007-08-01T08:48:33Z says:

    That's definitely some French shit.

  • SweatyPete
    SweatyPete 2007-08-01T11:37:28Z says:

    He should cut the crap and kick everyone's ass.

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-08-01T13:08:10Z says:

    its not the first time ive seen this guy dance, what the hell is up with that

  • dik
    dik 2007-08-01T14:40:47Z says:

    i bet shadowfalcon dances juuust like this

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2007-08-01T16:28:28Z says:

      lol id put money of that, and i didnt mean at the kumate either

  • SummerTlMEbrews
    SummerTlMEbrews 2007-08-01T16:33:40Z says:

    ive seen it all before, he performed the same moves in his cameo in BREAKIN '83 right behind Ozone at venice, but yea those moves were old hat compare to this one

  • Duderino84
    Duderino84 2007-08-01T17:47:15Z says:

    It's not as good as Vin Diesels breakdance, from when he was young and less of a muscle-headed dumbass.

  • ramass
    ramass 2007-08-01T19:34:59Z says:

    This is one my favorite movies

AlbinoNegroLover
posted August 01, 2007