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Comments to Vegetarian?

  • invalid
    invalid 2007-12-03T05:13:13Z says:

    Kids in the Hall...Cabbage Head...and is that a ps'ed nut bouncing on his leg?

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-12-03T05:17:46Z says:

    this proves that guys will fuck anything...

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-12-03T05:37:09Z says:

      "Animal, mineral, or vegetable?"
      "Vegetable meaning paraplegic?"
      "They put up the least amount of struggle."

    • Apathy
      Apathy 2007-12-03T05:43:11Z says:

      Animals can't open doors and they know better than to snitch.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-12-03T06:13:40Z says:

      Yeah, but they don't have any thumbs.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-12-03T06:14:56Z says:

      Oh and I won't fuck a knife, so there's one thing I won't fuck.

    • Starrsky
      Starrsky 2007-12-03T06:16:34Z says:

      the knife could have a hole in it and it won't be razor sharp just dulled down enough to where it won't hurt or cut the skin so you could

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-12-03T06:19:53Z says:

      If you find me this knife, I will fuck it but I think the odds are in my favor.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T07:17:45Z says:

      If you look in the related section, you'll see proof that women will stick anything in their ass.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T07:19:37Z says:

      Or their pussys.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-12-03T07:32:55Z says:

      Why won't they let me in then?

    • Jib
      Jib 2007-12-03T07:37:12Z says:

      You're not on the list.

    • redsun0032
      redsun0032 2007-12-03T08:17:19Z says:

      Hank has a solid point, women have more tendencies to stick things in there cave like pussy's and there nasty mud pit of an asshole they call, way more then guys on this site I belive.

    • Jib
      Jib 2007-12-03T08:18:32Z says:

      Well, they get paid.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T09:29:09Z says:

      How much would it take to get you to stick a turnip up your ass, Jib?

      You'd do it for free? That's what I was guessing.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:49:53Z says:

      Have you turned into Morph!? Spacing you silly nigger!?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T10:54:53Z says:

      Spacing is cool in moderation. It's just that Morph, being black, lacks self-control.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:02:25Z says:

      well I will throw a watermelon at him and knows that he will choke...

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:03:33Z says:

      and a few sparce chicken wings...that will ensure it!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T11:05:43Z says:

      Is English your first language?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:10:51Z says:

      By birth yes...by alchol second

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:11:36Z says:

      ^alcohol

    • dik
      dik 2007-12-03T11:18:44Z says:

      well invalid you don't make a lot of sense sometimes

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:22:43Z says:

      surely you don't mean to intimidate me...because that just won't do...

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:23:49Z says:

      sense comes from within...and if you can't make any from me...then surely you can't make any from yourself...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T11:27:00Z says:

      often. nearly always.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:29:58Z says:

      vic you are just silly and almost completely a sad saddistic fuck that is determined to dwell in the devil's ass shelling peanuts!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T11:43:46Z says:

      damn interposter^!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T11:44:13Z says:

      sadistic? me?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:48:23Z says:

      The Devil's Ass Goblin you are...quite right!

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:49:21Z says:

      Ickle Firstie!

    • dik
      dik 2007-12-03T11:58:22Z says:

      see what i mean?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:02:06Z says:

      you wouldn't know sense if it split your cock while you choked on shit filled cups of vomit

    • dik
      dik 2007-12-03T12:50:02Z says:

      see what i mean?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T12:54:56Z says:

      yep

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:56:22Z says:

      repost!

    • Jib
      Jib 2007-12-03T15:08:32Z says:

      No amount of money could ever buy me out Hank. Ever.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T15:15:29Z says:

      Well, nice to see someone around here has a little integrity besides me.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-12-03T16:57:52Z says:

      My bitch seems to be acting up
      *tightens chain choker collar on invalid*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T17:03:43Z says:

      Thanks. Keep your bitch on a tighter chain in the future, please.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-12-03T17:08:32Z says:

      I'll do my best, I'd rather that she be put down.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T19:59:03Z says:

      <Bursts of the chain and bitch slaps Dickie for leaving him with ingrades for 7 hours!>

      Im leaving you!

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-12-03T20:09:14Z says:

      Good thing you didn't burst OFF the chain, otherwise that may have actually have happened

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T20:17:11Z says:

      Grammar police have arrived...shit fill in the missing places without making yourself seem like a 80 year old sagging cunt of an Engrish Teacher!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-12-03T23:24:11Z says:

      You are leaving nothing slut.
      You are currently tied with redsun at the glory hole suck-off-a-thon.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T23:32:20Z says:

      and bitcho.

      and onslut.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-12-04T00:06:48Z says:

      And jqh88, and whoever else is in my harem

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2007-12-03T05:20:28Z says:

    Why do they always blur the important parts?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:25:25Z says:

      keeps your muggle mind guessing does it?

  • erbzzz
    erbzzz 2007-12-03T06:13:49Z says:

    i've tried it before. it's not that great

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-12-03T06:20:59Z says:

      You have to wash it after he fucks it. It tastes much better that way.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T07:26:10Z says:

      I prefer mine with mayo thank you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T07:30:41Z says:

      Of course, you do.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T07:45:24Z says:

      Have you been spying on me again Hanky-poo?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T07:51:27Z says:

      Of course, I have.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:21:57Z says:

      at least I have one admirer...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T10:32:06Z says:

      I'm just waiting for the right time to murder you and sell your corpse on Ebay.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:52:22Z says:

      who'd want to buy it...don't waste ur time...Ebay charges too much is sur-charges and penalties for placing an ad...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T10:55:27Z says:

      Someone will buy it just to defile it.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:57:25Z says:

      they could defile and demantle it right here...just post and copy the link!

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-12-03T07:20:30Z says:

    I prefer bok choy.

    • Archman
      Archman 2007-12-03T07:33:42Z says:

      Is that a Jap guy?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T07:40:30Z says:

      No, it's a Chinese vegetable.

      She's great, but a bit of a spitter.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T07:48:53Z says:

      Did you say boy cock?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T07:52:12Z says:

      No, that's YOUR favorite.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T09:45:46Z says:

      don't you mean paksoi? or isn't that how you call it?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T09:46:02Z says:

      nevermind, same thing.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:23:20Z says:

      spying does get ur your information doesnt it hanky?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T10:36:23Z says:

      Spying on you has caused one of my eyes to turn milky white like an old fish eye. The other eye itches constantly and is leaking some viscous fluid.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:37:13Z says:

      And, in all actuality my favorite would be babe cock...those trannies always get me!

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:42:35Z says:

      serves you right!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T10:43:49Z says:

      How did I get involved in this conversation?

      *Feeling shame and regret*

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:44:44Z says:

      <shudders myself!

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:48:31Z says:

      shame and regret...that is reserved for those with souls...you lie!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T11:28:37Z says:

      hank is a human, therefore an animal, and therefore, has no soul.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:36:20Z says:

      Quite right...although you have no place posting in my personal thread...get your OWN!!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T11:45:02Z says:

      i don't see your name on it..
      i do see hank's name, though.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:46:04Z says:

      stop staring at your own cock and pay attention to THIS page!

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:46:55Z says:

      And on a side note...you must be his Bitch to be able...or willing to stick up for him...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T11:50:39Z says:

      Some people here have friends. You wouldn't know what that is like.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:54:18Z says:

      Oh yes on MS...no..I don't have fickle friends...But, in real life...where that matters...yes, yes I do quite well!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:00:46Z says:

      Sure you do.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:02:40Z says:

      Sure you do?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:08:25Z says:

      No....I don't think you do.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T12:09:09Z says:

      great minds think alike..

      and the rest is a bunch of noobs.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T12:09:21Z says:

      lonely noobs.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:15:40Z says:

      oh for you two I feel greatly dissapointented in the world's lack-luster affect...

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:16:06Z says:

      ^just doesn't magnify it justly

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:19:26Z says:

      You don't make any sense.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:22:11Z says:

      understand sense?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:22:51Z says:

      read a book...it's called the dictionary...

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:23:17Z says:

      ^amazingly has a great deal to it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:25:25Z says:

      I really doubt if English is your first language.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:27:21Z says:

      English...don't try to japerenrish on me...you fucking cheat! Fuck you for teaching a different social writ...

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:29:09Z says:

      English is my BIRTH RIGHT!!!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T12:55:55Z says:

      well then, make use of it, noob!

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:58:14Z says:

      Noob? haha!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T13:00:24Z says:

      i wasn't joking.

    • dik
      dik 2007-12-03T13:14:00Z says:

      how old are you invalid? really.. i'm curious...hank is 39

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T13:20:11Z says:

      i think he said he's 25 or something.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-12-03T13:48:48Z says:

      that explains alot if hank is almost 40

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T13:50:14Z says:

      So, what does that explain exactly?

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-12-03T14:03:52Z says:

      That one is 15 years younger...Geeesh.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T15:24:33Z says:

      haha yeah.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-12-03T15:29:51Z says:

      that chinaska is in a midlife crisis

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T15:33:24Z says:

      No, I'm not.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-12-03T15:41:59Z says:

      Hank represents a large percentage of the MS users in his age bracket. dik included.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T15:50:50Z says:

      Whoa, too much responsibilty.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T19:56:14Z says:

      So this is turning out to be a queer man-on-boy site...Oh God what have I got myself into!?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T20:41:15Z says:

      i dunno, but it might be time to get the hell out of here!?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T20:44:17Z says:

      No im mildly arroused...think Ill stay a while longer

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T21:38:33Z says:

      don't

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-12-03T09:18:56Z says:

    wow this guy is a beast!


    he hasnt cum yet!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T09:46:26Z says:

      i give him a few more minutes.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T10:38:22Z says:

      He'll go on for days...fake pussy dosn't constitute!

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:40:37Z says:

      I've been on this page for hours and he hasn't shunt yet...hope he has a healthy heart

    • Jib
      Jib 2007-12-03T21:47:22Z says:

      If youve been on this for hours, I'm going to assume you were watching it. And wishing you were that piece of green.

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-12-03T09:48:16Z says:

    i guess he has a really recognizable wristwatch or tattoo on his wrist.. why else the bouncy thingy?

    • dik
      dik 2007-12-03T10:49:34Z says:

      seems strange that anyone fucking a lettuce would be concerned about copyright infringement

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T11:21:10Z says:

      You have to have your limits...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-12-03T20:16:36Z says:

      I think he should be more concerned with the fact that he's using Taco Bell's signature method for shredding lettuce

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-12-03T23:34:52Z says:

      Thanks for that, Asphalt. I was going to go there for some supper. It's the nearest place. I guess I'll have to walk all the way to Dairy Queen, now. Don't tell me they prepare food in any special way, please.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-12-04T00:16:51Z says:

      It's so you don't see his Mickey Mouse watch and get the impression that he's retarded.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-12-04T02:14:48Z says:

      Dont mention it, para

  • SolidSnakeOnAPlane
    SolidSnakeOnAPlane 2007-12-03T12:00:35Z says:

    Hank? O.o

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:05:34Z says:

      What?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:07:05Z says:

      I no you are too old to hear quite well...but, can't you read?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:09:06Z says:

      What are you talking about, dumbfuck?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:17:57Z says:

      cunt hear me? Git your head out of that jap-ass...<meaning a jap fagtard cause you cant get pussy and if you do it's probably filled with std's

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:19:59Z says:

      Wrong, as usual.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:21:08Z says:

      can you prove it...no...as usual...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T12:21:38Z says:

      he doesn't have to worry about getting pussy.. he has a girlfriend and the child is already on its way.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T12:22:22Z says:

      you really do make no sense at all.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:27:52Z says:

      Fuck, what a retard.

      "can you prove it" ????? You fucking idiot. Why would I give enough of a fuck to go to the bother of proving anything to an insignificant turd like you?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:33:54Z says:

      Because you have nothing in your insignificant life to do other than mess with someone you don't know....the net is full of dispicable lonely queers like you who have nothing more to do than boast themselves on-line and look for approval from other sad stricken fucks like yourself

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:42:46Z says:

      Look in a mirror lately. You've posted more bullshit in this thread than anyone. Even in this comment, I was replying to snakeonaplane, and you came and started talking more of your retarded gibberish. You're the sad fuck messin' with people you don't know.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-12-03T12:43:45Z says:

      And the worst part is that you are never funny, only fucking irritating. Do everyone a favor and put a fucking bullet in your head, would you?

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:49:37Z says:

      Bulletins are way too expensive...and snakes is my friend so fuck yourself again...and again...it's only 3 in the afternoon in japannass is it? Fuck you Hank... and your 13 year old gf....fucking nasty japs...that's why you moved there...different laws huh? You can get away with it there...

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T12:57:22Z says:

      ^still making no sense.

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T12:59:46Z says:

      ^vic...DIE

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T13:00:03Z says:

      gonight!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T13:00:58Z says:

      can't handle it anymore, can you?

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T13:01:12Z says:

      you sound like a juggaboo.

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-12-03T13:04:11Z says:

      WTF is a Juggaboo?

    • dik
      dik 2007-12-03T13:16:26Z says:

      invalid dude...try hellokittyislandadventure.com.. should be some noobs there you can pwn

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T13:20:46Z says:

      i mean a gigolo.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T13:21:01Z says:

      i mean jugalloo..

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T19:51:54Z says:

      *yawn* sorry, as it was 7 in the morning and I had been drinking all night...thought I should go to bed like most alcoholic insomniacs

    • invalid
      invalid 2007-12-03T19:52:46Z says:

      and no I am not a Jiggaboo...Im white!

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2007-12-03T23:26:54Z says:

      So are the white women before they get fucked by a black man, than they share an attachment that grants her temporary blackedness.
      Sometimes during interracial sex a white woman has been known to try and steal her own TV.
      But I digress, due to the black sex theory, you are black 24/8

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2007-12-03T12:50:40Z says:

    this is just disgusting, he probably served that lettuce later

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-12-03T13:29:59Z says:

      Dont eat lettuce with a hole through it.

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2007-12-03T16:42:09Z says:

      ^ rofl


      and I agree on the disgust part.

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-12-03T20:08:48Z says:

      after seeing this, i don't think i can order a salad without giggling.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-12-03T20:23:38Z says:

      Hey there Delilah. Do you like your salad tossed?

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-12-03T20:28:43Z says:

      are you offering? also don't forget the special dressing.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-12-03T20:39:49Z says:

      He has to dress up like a Dallas Cowboy?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-12-03T20:41:37Z says:

      I'll give it a shot straight out of the shower. I got your special dressing right here.

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-12-03T20:47:56Z says:

      Scrub hard, and yeah cheecky dressing like Dallas Cowboy would be a bonus.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T20:55:54Z says:

      lol who dresses as a dallas cowboy nowadays! *shoves dallas cowboy-outfit out of view*

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-12-03T21:01:38Z says:

      I meant you straight outta the shower, but whatever.

    • Delilah
      Delilah 2007-12-03T21:05:07Z says:

      well then we will both be clean. which is what really matters.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-12-03T21:09:07Z says:

      Clean and ready to get dirty.

    • AAC
      AAC 2007-12-03T21:35:50Z says:

      This is Mucho, not a dating service.

    • AAC
      AAC 2007-12-03T21:36:40Z says:

      Or just maybe..

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-12-03T21:40:19Z says:

      make sure he brushes his teeth.. you wouldn't want any dirty things in there, would ya?

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2007-12-03T23:23:44Z says:

      so delilah u require a guy to eat your ass? I see

  • Victorious
    Victorious 2007-12-03T20:53:37Z says:

    does this remind anyone else of rubber johnny?

  • rajoo888
    rajoo888 2007-12-04T12:12:38Z says:

    vegetarian pussy for real life sexperience

AAC
posted December 03, 2007
by AAC