velvet vulva purses and valentine
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I found spare change in a vajayjay once. Last dude's tip I suppose...
The funniest last thing you said...
How about a pillow like that?
When you sleep on the cold side of the pillow, it's just like necrophilia.
Nothing's as good as necrophilia.
So I want to carry a purse of a vagina to what... remind people I have one.
well i had forgotten
Must be old age.
Great way to eliminate that pesky "stink fist".
these should be given as christmas gifts.
Flappage*officially sickened*
The rulesI didn't make them up
Only in the Southneeds none ...
Mucho concertBreak a leg by Van Damme
WHORESAin't it the truth.
Skeleton ArmyOh shit! What was that number again?
Orgasm Extreme CloseupNot quite erotic..
Would You?...
Pimp My CoffinIn the ghetto....
rat caveshe wussed out and used a jar
Sleighed"Off Donner, Off Blitzen..."
Learn to Drink like a ManIn my youth people drank beer and vodka. Now people drink what they call beer...
Dirty DicksI'm sure most MS users have been here.
mystapler24just fuck off already
Snugglewords fail me.
NAZI ElephantNAZI Elephant
Comments to velvet vulva purses and valentine
I found spare change in a vajayjay once. Last dude's tip I suppose...
The funniest last thing you said...
How about a pillow like that?
When you sleep on the cold side of the pillow, it's just like necrophilia.
Nothing's as good as necrophilia.
So I want to carry a purse of a vagina to what... remind people I have one.
well i had forgotten
Must be old age.
Great way to eliminate that pesky "stink fist".
these should be given as christmas gifts.