Vintage 70's Porn- Xcuse me waitor, there's cum in my salad.

Comments to Vintage 70's Porn- Xcuse me waitor, there's cum in my salad.

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  ArrogantBastard 2009-04-28T04:03:03Z says:

  I saw this awhile ago, pornhub I think

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    sergeant-taco 2009-04-28T04:33:08Z says:

    Traitor.
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-28T10:47:36Z says:

    you say that like somebody actually gives a fuck arrogantbitchhole
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    ThunderCat 2009-05-02T01:55:35Z says:

    ya dick hole bitch fuck
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  tavery80 2009-04-28T05:01:07Z says:

  Customer: Waiter, what's this sperm doing in my soup?

  Waiter: the backstroke.

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    monkfish 2009-04-28T06:36:56Z says:

    I can't believe I laughed to that.
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    thatdude420 2009-04-28T08:37:07Z says:

    LOL
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    ThunderCat 2009-05-02T01:56:53Z says:

    tavery: bla bla bla
    ThunderCat: suck it
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  sergeant-taco 2009-04-28T05:07:04Z says:

  This is the ONLY porno I've watched all 20 minutes of willingly.

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    SummerTlMEbrews 2009-04-28T13:49:42Z says:

    yeah they dont make em like they used to
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    smerf 2009-04-28T17:25:03Z says:

    I gotta find the XXX Alice in Wonderland again. And the XXX Pinochio. There was another one too, but I can't remember which old movie it was based on.
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    ThunderCat 2009-05-02T01:58:10Z says:

    XXX pocahontas. she blows captain smith
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  yak 2009-04-28T05:09:59Z says:

  so years ago me and my friend go to this restaurant in saskatoon called olympia.. and well i can't remember what i ordered, but with it came either soup or salad.. i decided to get soup (oh as a side note the waiter was flamingly gay, not sure if that has any baring on the story or not tho but anyway).. so we get our food, get the bill.. look at the bill and its like:
  onion rings 8$
  cheese burger 8$
  cum soup
  no price.. nothing... like wtf :(
  to this day just thinking about it cracks me up ;/

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    dwhill05 2009-04-28T05:17:56Z says:

    the house 'special' soup is always on the house
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    Yobe 2009-04-28T05:47:33Z says:

    well did you enjoy the soup or not?
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-28T10:49:30Z says:

    awww i made yak remember the good ol days of cum soup and his gay waiter
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    yak 2009-04-28T11:00:31Z says:

    the soup was horrible thats what made it even more wtf.. i seriously think i was served cum soup... you can't fucking form the letters C U M into really anything that isn't cum... it was written like extra big and deliberately too
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    yak 2009-04-28T11:00:49Z says:

    needless to say no tip for him that day.
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    Supraliminal 2009-04-28T13:50:30Z says:

    You should have asked him wtf was cum soup. I don't see how it could even be a misspelling.
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-28T13:52:11Z says:

    you shoulda broken the bowl over his face and forked out his eyes joe pesce style
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    smerf 2009-04-28T17:25:32Z says:

    Or fucked his eyes out, mucho style
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    yak 2009-04-28T20:20:01Z says:

    well it was free so who am i to complain ;/
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    Jones 2009-04-28T20:36:06Z says:

    If only more women would think like that.
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-28T21:35:38Z says:

    i got some free used condoms if you want them yak
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  nahog99 2009-04-28T07:37:56Z says:

  the server fappin it while lookin all distinguished cracked me the fuck up. im drunk tho so who knows if it was actually funny.,

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    sergeant-taco 2009-04-28T11:30:42Z says:

    Why do you think we care if you're drunk?
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  greedy 2009-04-28T08:46:07Z says:

  the full video is here, its called barbara broadcast

  http://www.xemonline.net/xem-phim-online-play/barbara-632.html

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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-28T11:03:10Z says:

    this guy knows his cum soup^
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    Mightymouse07 2009-04-29T02:09:28Z says:

    thx i found it on pirate bay :).
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  dwhill05 2009-04-28T16:43:33Z says:

  porn is always better when there are numerous extras all around that are totally oblivious to the sexual acts being performed
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  vongoebel 2009-04-28T19:20:49Z says:

  20mins with no tits, dumb.

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    fries-please 2009-04-28T19:46:14Z says:

    and its only 19 minutes long...
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  fries-please 2009-04-28T20:00:26Z says:

  my salad tastes salty

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    fries-please 2009-04-29T17:42:24Z says:

    "Mine tastes fine.." as 1rish1 would say
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  Nemesis24 2009-04-29T00:33:25Z says:

  I use to work there

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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-29T00:39:50Z says:

    we saw you with the cum mop and the piss bucket, good job.
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  Naddycat 2009-04-29T02:56:19Z says:

  There is something beautiful about restraint. Most of today's porn doesn't show any restraint... it's just over the top pounding, which I'm all for, but it seems to lack something this old stuff had. Less if more, you know.

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    sergeant-taco 2009-05-01T10:31:20Z says:

    Sass?
    Needs more sass, and cowbell.