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Vintage Impregnation

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Vintage Impregnation

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  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2008-04-11T04:10:46Z says:

    What movie is this?

    • Wiggles
      Wiggles 2008-04-11T04:13:12Z says:

      whatever it is, it was boring

    • short
      short 2008-04-11T04:23:53Z says:

      From the look of things, Lassie Come Home

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2008-04-11T04:34:45Z says:

      This is from the movie Mischief, mid 80's or so.

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-04-11T04:58:14Z says:

      holy shit...was Lassie masturbating?

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-11T05:17:33Z says:

      Definitely not a movie about shaved teens!

    • HypoLuxaHermesPan
      HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-04-11T07:28:39Z says:

      Ah, early, vintage Kelly Preston. This movie changed my life. It came out my freshman year in college! Between this movie and C. Thomas Howell's "Secret Admirer" where she bared her mams, I was a goner for her! Now Travolta has ruined that snatch...

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-04-11T09:12:23Z says:

      They filmed this in my hometown. She didnt look all that off camera. Most excitement that town had saw since the coal strikes of 1968.

    • Nighty
      Nighty 2008-04-11T10:16:49Z says:

      I doubt Travolta's touched her snatch.

    • Legendarydavo
      Legendarydavo 2008-04-11T10:58:14Z says:

      hmmmm its missing the essential mucho touches....such as shitting on her chest....

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-11T13:41:40Z says:

      oh yes....the 80's....when tits were real and snatch was hairy

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-11T19:51:16Z says:

      I miss those days.

    • wtfsmalld1ck
      wtfsmalld1ck 2008-04-14T02:20:16Z says:

      Don't forget the diaper panties!

  • Supraliminal
    Supraliminal 2008-04-11T04:28:23Z says:

    That chick was damn hot.

    • espada9
      espada9 2008-04-12T04:54:01Z says:

      Agreed

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-04-11T04:29:42Z says:

    Well, I wish it was a deleted scene from "Back to the Future" or "Happy Days", but I know it isn't.

    • bobbyvalentine
      bobbyvalentine 2008-04-11T07:40:07Z says:

      I just wish michael j fox's character fucks his mom when he goes into the past thus becoming his own father and his own brother at the same time.

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-04-11T07:49:01Z says:

      hillbilly fantasies now boobyv?

    • peener
      peener 2008-04-11T10:23:54Z says:

      i always confused kelly preston with lea thompson

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-04-11T20:14:41Z says:

      Lea Thompson was hot.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-12T09:27:07Z says:

      Not much can fan the pedo flames in a man like Jennifer Jason Leigh in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High".

  • Terrapin
    Terrapin 2008-04-11T04:33:49Z says:

    Shave that shit. btw, Buddy Holly rocks!!

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-04-11T07:52:05Z says:

      Buddy Holly kicks ass.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-11T17:01:59Z says:

      No, he doesn't.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-11T18:11:11Z says:

      Buddy Holly kicks daisy roots.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-04-11T04:34:48Z says:

    protip: semen comes out while having sex or masturbating to lubricate the urethra for ejaculation, so pulling out is pointless

    protip: lol bitch

    • Supraliminal
      Supraliminal 2008-04-11T04:41:00Z says:

      It's not pointless. Even though impregnation is still possible, it's a much lower chance. Not completely without risk, but still better than coming in the girl.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-11T04:49:53Z says:

      Semem comes out, not sperm.Pre-ejaculate is made completely separate from semen and sperm. It does NOT contain sperm, however upon its exit of the penis it may contain sperm IF there has been sperm in the urethra from a previous ejaculation. When a man orgasms about 98% of the sperm exits his body, so that means 2% of it stays in the penis. and usually washed out upon a urination. But if there has not been a urination then the pre-ejaculate will wash out the sperm, hence the possibility of pre-ejaculate containing sperm.

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2008-04-11T04:56:23Z says:

      yes, Terrapin is correct, and I will shout out a thank you for that anatomy and physiology lesson there.

    • Terrapin
      Terrapin 2008-04-11T05:08:44Z says:

      Yes I have reseached this extensivly. I keep a copy next to my bed to prove it to to any chick who argues that theory. Most make me take a leak before hand and the other chicks get up and leave. Actually, they all leave. Fuckin bitches.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-11T08:35:24Z says:

      Even if you do cum in a chick, the highest likelihood of her getting pregnant is only about 1 in 3. And that's assuming she's in her most fertile time of the month.

    • bugsglO
      bugsglO 2008-04-11T08:49:49Z says:

      Shitty odds there considering I do it like 4 times a day when I have in-house .... Ill stick with condoms.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-11T10:03:57Z says:

      The real question is; once you come, what do you care about that bitch anyway?

    • Legendarydavo
      Legendarydavo 2008-04-11T11:02:22Z says:

      yeah who cares. Unless shes a good root or hot.

    • Ice006
      Ice006 2008-04-11T11:21:31Z says:

      If she knows your full name, you're fucked.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-11T17:04:17Z says:

      The second month after my wife moved in she got pregnant.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-11T19:07:56Z says:

      Really? Damn, I wonder if I'm shooting blanks. Oh wait, I think she takes birth control.

    • SNIKT
      SNIKT 2008-04-11T19:24:02Z says:

      Ice006, you give them your real name? Even if they have that they still have to try to get me on Maury with them.

      Word of advice, never go on Maury.

    • vongoebel
      vongoebel 2008-04-11T19:42:54Z says:

      Maury is a pedophile, especially with "different" children. He gropes the shit out of those freaks on national TV, and then he fucks Connie Chung, well maybe, ewww.

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-11T19:56:01Z says:

      Just make her get her tubes tied like I made my wife. Well, I didn't make her. After three kids, she didn't want anymore.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2008-04-11T22:40:54Z says:

      haha kojach youre a noob.

      no more protips for you.

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2008-04-11T04:38:52Z says:

    1950's Cream Pie.

  • TheWithdrawal
    TheWithdrawal 2008-04-11T05:20:16Z says:

    "I can get out before anything happens. I swear!" Flawless method!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-11T23:23:29Z says:

      thats how i roll too

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-04-11T05:23:06Z says:

    Just go on the pill and make it easy.

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2008-04-11T05:28:41Z says:

      Back in the 50's it was called a punch in the stomach.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-04-11T17:04:56Z says:

      Kick, wasn't it?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-04-11T19:56:49Z says:

      A tumble down the steps worked too.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-04-11T23:24:05Z says:

      a pair of knitting needles or Fred West in the 1960's

  • bugsglO
    bugsglO 2008-04-11T07:55:49Z says:

    1:08... no hard-on yet.... he's gotta be gay. I had a hard-on at like :45.

    • Ice006
      Ice006 2008-04-11T11:22:49Z says:

      Same. And I didn't even press play. Was only reading thru the comments at this stage…

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-04-11T08:36:04Z says:

    Awww, he's shy about showing his dick to a girl. Poor boy, must be hung like a tictac.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-11T10:17:46Z says:

      reminds you of your youth?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-04-11T16:03:48Z says:

      or now!!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-04-11T18:01:51Z says:

      I was wondering how long it was going to take before someone made the joke.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-11T18:18:48Z says:

      I was just wondering if you were the body double in the bra removing scene.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-04-11T18:19:41Z says:

      Sorry smerf, Hank made me say it.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-04-11T18:47:23Z says:

      uhm Joke? it wasnt a joke, just pure fact that i shared.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-04-11T10:12:42Z says:

    hank ! You are like 40 and still virgin how does it feels to watch this video?

  • dwhill05
    dwhill05 2008-04-11T14:56:16Z says:

    Great movie. Fox Movie Channel plays it a lot in cadence with a Porky's or Revenge of the Nerds. In unedited glory I might add :)

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-04-11T19:58:31Z says:

    I never seen that one.

OozeYeti
posted April 11, 2008