The guy doing the demo is crap. maybe if her made up his mind what he wanted to say! Straight up he says "Open Open parenthesis". Seriously, I hate fucktards that bag out computer programs! You might as well complain, rant and blog about the positioning of the buttons on your DVD player.
What idiot in their right mind would ever use voice recognition software to program. Secondly.. what idiot would say thank you into their mic after each statement while using voice recognition..
The idiot aside..
It looks like it dictates your speech quite well, however lets face it.. voice recognition software will never be able to learn punctuation, etc.. it might learn how to capitalize names, and first letters of sentences etc.. and perhaps could learn your patterns, but I remember voice recognition software being a big deal about 5 years ago or so.. maybe longer.. I can actually type almost as fast as I can talk, so the only purpose I see this having is multitask-fapfapfap'ing
the reason he did it was because in microsofts windows vista press conf they basically said that it will help programmers speed up their production by using it (something along those lines)
like a fucking american (don't take this personally) he talks to much to himself. he's using a FUCKING speech recognition program of course it's going to pick up what you say, fuckwit. FUCKER!
Can I say again .. I wanna punch this fuckwit in the fucking throat. It's not a human he's talking to. Anyways I'm sure the government has stuff which is 10 years ahead of this shit.
It was funny watching the mistake repeat itself through his and the computer's fault. Was like the Rainman and Forrest Gump trying to hold a conversation.
I wonder how it would respond to a co-worker of mine - all the fucking spaz does all day is sit there and cough and clear his throat and make diguisting breathing sounds.
Soon this server will be running on it and so will ur pc's.
Give it time you shitheads...Oke its posted by Yak himself, sure explains
Just kidding yak i love you and your ass
^ yea the sites in a pretty bad shape as it is due to the sheer incompetence of yak and Daja alone, nevermind anything else being brought into the equationÂ… ;)
funny how through microsofts screen of shittyness, every complaint, bug report and piece of hatemail they get slowly eliminates their need for a research/human resources department
Obviously none of you douche bags have any clue what in the hell this guy was trying to do nor have you ever tried to use voice recognition software. If you have, you haven't tried to actually write CODE. This guy was merely trying to show that giving case sensitive commands using Vista's VR software that it could no way in hell be used to do what programmers do.
Soo let me get this straight...In order to make billions upon billions of dollars, all I have to do is piece togeather an operating system, make a bunch of false promises and promote it as the best thing since sliced bread, then release it directly to the general public claiming it was beta tested, then fix all the bugs on the fly and proceed to piss off millions daily...awsome
Comments to Vista Speech "Recognition"
first niggaz!
this guys an ass...show me capital i on the keyboard
FIX THE FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE ON THIS FUCKING SITE!
can you ban this jackoff? or would that be like prejudice? cause i hate idiots.
then he could delete his account and make another one and never stop annoying you lol
The coolness of it all completely negates its infuriating fuck-ups. Maybe...
Wow what a fucking waste of time. Vista is crap.
The guy doing the demo is crap. maybe if her made up his mind what he wanted to say! Straight up he says "Open Open parenthesis". Seriously, I hate fucktards that bag out computer programs! You might as well complain, rant and blog about the positioning of the buttons on your DVD player.
and who says 'thankyou' to their computer anyway?
Actually it would appear he did want "open open parenthesis" but you can just ignore that so you don't look stupid.
This seems a lot more fun to play with than Window's voice XD
I don't know.
What idiot in their right mind would ever use voice recognition software to program. Secondly.. what idiot would say thank you into their mic after each statement while using voice recognition..
The idiot aside..
It looks like it dictates your speech quite well, however lets face it.. voice recognition software will never be able to learn punctuation, etc.. it might learn how to capitalize names, and first letters of sentences etc.. and perhaps could learn your patterns, but I remember voice recognition software being a big deal about 5 years ago or so.. maybe longer.. I can actually type almost as fast as I can talk, so the only purpose I see this having is multitask-fapfapfap'ing
Obviously it's for people who have fapped their hands off!
So that explains the "Chocolate Milk" picture about a week ago.
the reason he did it was because in microsofts windows vista press conf they basically said that it will help programmers speed up their production by using it (something along those lines)
hands fapped off...funny shit...anyway i think it was more of a demonstration...frankly it's coming a long way i think
ok its gotta long way to go before they start advertizin
I used MS Office speech reco. and it seemed to work better than this. If you have it, try this "This nudist play will wreck a nice beech."
Anyone?
This new display will recognize speech?
Vishnu dis playful reak of nice bitch?
New disc play of judas priest?
i hate dirty mexicans?
The new display will recognise speech? correct? am i a human enigma?
....machine, that makes it work better at this time!
oh shit naz beat me...ah well fuck him!
what a fucking wank. i believe he had a lower iq than the fucking speech recognition program.
like a fucking american (don't take this personally) he talks to much to himself. he's using a FUCKING speech recognition program of course it's going to pick up what you say, fuckwit. FUCKER!
whats a fuckwit?
a fuckwit is a little cookie thing in england like a fig newton
lol
Can I say again .. I wanna punch this fuckwit in the fucking throat. It's not a human he's talking to. Anyways I'm sure the government has stuff which is 10 years ahead of this shit.
yo i've been saying "veesta". im a douche.
I HATE THIS FUCKER!!!! dipshit
yea right you're fucking stalking this dude, you want to 'delete his info' and give him a 'double comma comma'
I guess im the only one who thought this was funny.
actually this was one of the funniest vids i've seen in a really long time
can't say i enjoyed it. load time was too slow so i'd make a complaint about the protagonist.
It was funny watching the mistake repeat itself through his and the computer's fault. Was like the Rainman and Forrest Gump trying to hold a conversation.
i wanna see foamy rant over this thing and see what kind a shit would come up. u know like put a speaker next to it.
its funny man almost look like it talked back to him at the fuck part
I wonder how it would respond to a co-worker of mine - all the fucking spaz does all day is sit there and cough and clear his throat and make diguisting breathing sounds.
If I had that software right now you'd see a bunch of fucking 'zzzzzzz's here before 30 seconds was up.
Soon this server will be running on it and so will ur pc's.
Give it time you shitheads...Oke its posted by Yak himself, sure explains
Just kidding yak i love you and your ass
we have 1 windows server... and it has nothing to do with the site.. thank god :)
^ yea the sites in a pretty bad shape as it is due to the sheer incompetence of yak and Daja alone, nevermind anything else being brought into the equationÂ… ;)
funny how through microsofts screen of shittyness, every complaint, bug report and piece of hatemail they get slowly eliminates their need for a research/human resources department
man his voice pisses me off. that reminds me of the voice recognition on my phone. whenever i use it to text it does this shit.
Maybe if the dude took the dick out of his mouth when he talks the machine might understand what he's saying a little better.
This guy is a fucking idiot.
Obviously none of you douche bags have any clue what in the hell this guy was trying to do nor have you ever tried to use voice recognition software. If you have, you haven't tried to actually write CODE. This guy was merely trying to show that giving case sensitive commands using Vista's VR software that it could no way in hell be used to do what programmers do.
Soo let me get this straight...In order to make billions upon billions of dollars, all I have to do is piece togeather an operating system, make a bunch of false promises and promote it as the best thing since sliced bread, then release it directly to the general public claiming it was beta tested, then fix all the bugs on the fly and proceed to piss off millions daily...awsome
damn, i wish id thought of that.
btw, why the fuck would you talk to yourself when trying to use speech recog software
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