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Vista Speech "Recognition"

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Vista Speech "Recognition"

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Comments to Vista Speech "Recognition"

  • thelordhumongous
    thelordhumongous 2007-03-01T06:07:43Z says:

    first niggaz!

    • junebugg
      junebugg 2007-09-22T15:14:49Z says:

      this guys an ass...show me capital i on the keyboard

  • thelordhumongous
    thelordhumongous 2007-03-01T06:10:36Z says:

    FIX THE FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE ON THIS FUCKING SITE!

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-03-01T06:42:24Z says:

      can you ban this jackoff? or would that be like prejudice? cause i hate idiots.

    • lowrydin
      lowrydin 2007-03-01T18:45:07Z says:

      then he could delete his account and make another one and never stop annoying you lol

  • Electrogonnorrhea
    Electrogonnorrhea 2007-03-01T06:33:19Z says:

    The coolness of it all completely negates its infuriating fuck-ups. Maybe...

  • fungirl
    fungirl 2007-03-01T06:46:15Z says:

    Wow what a fucking waste of time. Vista is crap.

    • fastmx5
      fastmx5 2007-03-01T22:41:40Z says:

      The guy doing the demo is crap. maybe if her made up his mind what he wanted to say! Straight up he says "Open Open parenthesis". Seriously, I hate fucktards that bag out computer programs! You might as well complain, rant and blog about the positioning of the buttons on your DVD player.

    • fastmx5
      fastmx5 2007-03-01T22:48:32Z says:

      and who says 'thankyou' to their computer anyway?

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-02T00:01:24Z says:

      Actually it would appear he did want "open open parenthesis" but you can just ignore that so you don't look stupid.

  • Babies Kill You
    Babies Kill You 2007-03-01T07:34:06Z says:

    This seems a lot more fun to play with than Window's voice XD

    • zurambi
      zurambi 2007-03-01T10:21:05Z says:

      I don't know.

  • ZooyorQ
    ZooyorQ 2007-03-01T08:03:46Z says:

    What idiot in their right mind would ever use voice recognition software to program. Secondly.. what idiot would say thank you into their mic after each statement while using voice recognition..

    The idiot aside..

    It looks like it dictates your speech quite well, however lets face it.. voice recognition software will never be able to learn punctuation, etc.. it might learn how to capitalize names, and first letters of sentences etc.. and perhaps could learn your patterns, but I remember voice recognition software being a big deal about 5 years ago or so.. maybe longer.. I can actually type almost as fast as I can talk, so the only purpose I see this having is multitask-fapfapfap'ing

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-03-01T08:20:35Z says:

      Obviously it's for people who have fapped their hands off!

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-01T08:29:15Z says:

      So that explains the "Chocolate Milk" picture about a week ago.

    • yak
      yak 2007-03-01T15:07:53Z says:

      the reason he did it was because in microsofts windows vista press conf they basically said that it will help programmers speed up their production by using it (something along those lines)

    • dik
      dik 2007-03-01T17:12:04Z says:

      hands fapped off...funny shit...anyway i think it was more of a demonstration...frankly it's coming a long way i think

    • dik
      dik 2007-03-01T17:46:37Z says:

      ok its gotta long way to go before they start advertizin

  • Lazerhead
    Lazerhead 2007-03-01T08:56:10Z says:

    I used MS Office speech reco. and it seemed to work better than this. If you have it, try this "This nudist play will wreck a nice beech."

    Anyone?

    • nazfuckingarn
      nazfuckingarn 2007-03-01T09:05:51Z says:

      This new display will recognize speech?

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-03-01T16:23:54Z says:

      Vishnu dis playful reak of nice bitch?

    • copilot
      copilot 2007-03-01T22:48:29Z says:

      New disc play of judas priest?

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-03-01T23:28:29Z says:

      i hate dirty mexicans?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-03-02T02:39:53Z says:

      The new display will recognise speech? correct? am i a human enigma?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-03-02T02:40:52Z says:

      ....machine, that makes it work better at this time!

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-03-02T02:58:34Z says:

      oh shit naz beat me...ah well fuck him!

  • nazfuckingarn
    nazfuckingarn 2007-03-01T09:11:06Z says:

    what a fucking wank. i believe he had a lower iq than the fucking speech recognition program.

  • nazfuckingarn
    nazfuckingarn 2007-03-01T09:13:21Z says:

    like a fucking american (don't take this personally) he talks to much to himself. he's using a FUCKING speech recognition program of course it's going to pick up what you say, fuckwit. FUCKER!

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-03-01T09:20:34Z says:

      whats a fuckwit?

    • dik
      dik 2007-03-01T17:42:47Z says:

      a fuckwit is a little cookie thing in england like a fig newton

    • Soah
      Soah 2007-03-07T04:00:51Z says:

      lol

  • nazfuckingarn
    nazfuckingarn 2007-03-01T09:16:39Z says:

    Can I say again .. I wanna punch this fuckwit in the fucking throat. It's not a human he's talking to. Anyways I'm sure the government has stuff which is 10 years ahead of this shit.

  • Soah
    Soah 2007-03-01T09:18:08Z says:

    yo i've been saying "veesta". im a douche.

  • nazfuckingarn
    nazfuckingarn 2007-03-01T09:20:28Z says:

    I HATE THIS FUCKER!!!! dipshit

    • Jimjammajay
      Jimjammajay 2007-03-02T03:20:06Z says:

      yea right you're fucking stalking this dude, you want to 'delete his info' and give him a 'double comma comma'

  • Soah
    Soah 2007-03-01T09:27:06Z says:

    I guess im the only one who thought this was funny.

    • ozerith1
      ozerith1 2007-03-01T10:06:00Z says:

      actually this was one of the funniest vids i've seen in a really long time

    • nazfuckingarn
      nazfuckingarn 2007-03-01T10:36:10Z says:

      can't say i enjoyed it. load time was too slow so i'd make a complaint about the protagonist.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-03-01T11:22:49Z says:

      It was funny watching the mistake repeat itself through his and the computer's fault. Was like the Rainman and Forrest Gump trying to hold a conversation.

  • miraiwas
    miraiwas 2007-03-01T13:19:38Z says:

    i wanna see foamy rant over this thing and see what kind a shit would come up. u know like put a speaker next to it.

    • miraiwas
      miraiwas 2007-03-01T13:23:03Z says:

      its funny man almost look like it talked back to him at the fuck part

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-03-01T14:16:45Z says:

    I wonder how it would respond to a co-worker of mine - all the fucking spaz does all day is sit there and cough and clear his throat and make diguisting breathing sounds.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-03-01T14:17:28Z says:

    If I had that software right now you'd see a bunch of fucking 'zzzzzzz's here before 30 seconds was up.

  • KJELL
    KJELL 2007-03-01T17:14:53Z says:

    Soon this server will be running on it and so will ur pc's.
    Give it time you shitheads...Oke its posted by Yak himself, sure explains
    Just kidding yak i love you and your ass

    • yak
      yak 2007-03-02T02:51:37Z says:

      we have 1 windows server... and it has nothing to do with the site.. thank god :)

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2007-03-02T03:18:26Z says:

      ^ yea the sites in a pretty bad shape as it is due to the sheer incompetence of yak and Daja alone, nevermind anything else being brought into the equationÂ… ;)

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2007-03-02T05:47:44Z says:

      funny how through microsofts screen of shittyness, every complaint, bug report and piece of hatemail they get slowly eliminates their need for a research/human resources department

  • loopy5689
    loopy5689 2007-03-01T17:44:58Z says:

    man his voice pisses me off. that reminds me of the voice recognition on my phone. whenever i use it to text it does this shit.

  • Captain_Spaulding0323
    Captain_Spaulding0323 2007-03-01T22:28:54Z says:

    Maybe if the dude took the dick out of his mouth when he talks the machine might understand what he's saying a little better.

  • Borat
    Borat 2007-03-02T00:09:24Z says:

    This guy is a fucking idiot.

  • Corporal_Punishment
    Corporal_Punishment 2007-03-02T04:50:46Z says:

    Obviously none of you douche bags have any clue what in the hell this guy was trying to do nor have you ever tried to use voice recognition software. If you have, you haven't tried to actually write CODE. This guy was merely trying to show that giving case sensitive commands using Vista's VR software that it could no way in hell be used to do what programmers do.

  • r3db4r0n
    r3db4r0n 2007-03-02T05:38:04Z says:

    Soo let me get this straight...In order to make billions upon billions of dollars, all I have to do is piece togeather an operating system, make a bunch of false promises and promote it as the best thing since sliced bread, then release it directly to the general public claiming it was beta tested, then fix all the bugs on the fly and proceed to piss off millions daily...awsome

    • cwall
      cwall 2007-03-02T21:45:32Z says:

      damn, i wish id thought of that.

      btw, why the fuck would you talk to yourself when trying to use speech recog software

  • RonT
    RonT 2007-03-02T09:51:45Z says:

    dis fideo was long, enter
    backspace butt tit was worth the weight
    I taught tit was every phunny peroid enter

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2007-05-12T20:24:09Z says:

    My biznich is the shiznit.

yak
posted March 01, 2007
by yak