Vodka tampons and anal beer bongs

Comments to Vodka tampons and anal beer bongs

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  drumrave 2009-08-30T04:36:26Z says:

  kids are doing this? wtf? where do they do their studies

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    hotshot 2009-08-30T12:10:07Z says:

    No one is doing this. This show is a load of crap.
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  Nixon'sGhost 2009-08-30T04:43:01Z says:

  Who the fuck are these people to criticize what freaks do in the comfort of their own homes?
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  Steven_Seagull 2009-08-30T04:57:10Z says:

  okay, i'm perplexed now,
  was this meant as a warning or as encouraging tips on how to fuck up your life?
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  Typical 2009-08-30T06:46:04Z says:

  Alcohol that is not broken down via liver/kidneys/stomach pretty much = death.

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    Dev 2009-08-30T07:17:09Z says:

    I don't think your stomach is responsible for breaking down the alchohol in terms of purging it from your bloodstream as it goes through the stomach wall (and duodenum) into the bloodstream. Alchohol taken rectally also goes into the bloodstream and is cleaned out the same way as the stuff that is taken orally.
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    yak 2009-08-30T10:07:24Z says:

    alcohol that you drink goes through your stomach lining into your bloodstream (the molecules of alcohol are smaller than the cell spacing of your stomach lining, thats how you get drunk.. it passes through that into your bloodstream)
    this just does it faster (passes the stomach etc and goes right to the lining tissue.... nothing to do with not being broken down with the liver... your stomach doesn't break shit down :P
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    yak 2009-08-30T12:00:08Z says:

    (any toxin that goes into your system basically gets filtered through your liver btw i'm fairly certain)
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    Oranjeboom 2009-08-30T12:05:06Z says:

    I always inject a little vodka right into the big vain on my right arm before a night out, drinks are getting 'spensive.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-08-30T12:06:10Z says:

    P.S. Id beer fart in all your faces!
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    DiMono 2009-08-30T12:08:56Z says:

    Alcohol you drink gets filtered by the liver before entering the bloodstream, which lowers the potency and reduces the effect. It's why it generally takes so long to get drunk. Alcohol taken rectally enters the bloodstream directly, without being filtered, and as such it takes a SIGNIFICANTLY smaller amount to have the same effect. If you take rectally the same amount you take orally to get buzzed, you WILL die.

    Thank you Manswers!
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    hotshot 2009-08-30T12:09:22Z says:

    wasnt there a video on here of some chick giving herself anal beer bongs?
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    smerf 2009-08-31T05:22:36Z says:

    The blood supply of the lower GI tract does not get filtered by the liver. Ergo, taking alcohol up the ass will get your drunk more.
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    Phelsu 2009-08-31T09:59:13Z says:

    the anal vodka tampon works.
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-08-31T11:10:15Z says:

    hahaha phelsu would know!
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  Pudding 2009-08-30T07:35:02Z says:

  Holy fuck, that was a beer bong. I normally make mine with big funnels and decent sized hoses, but not nothing you need to stand on the roof for while pumping the keg dry.

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    Steven_Seagull 2009-08-30T07:52:20Z says:

    ^^ BEST FAPPING METAPHOR EVER!! ^^
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  Twisted1 2009-08-30T18:26:50Z says:

  Gives a whole new meaning to having the beer shits though.
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  Azderiel 2009-08-30T23:58:29Z says:

  but the most important question is, does it still give you a hangover?
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  SuperMilkChan 2009-08-31T11:00:45Z says:

  My girl's got mad flava.