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Volvo Crash

Someone else submitted this, but since I had it before and was going to post this moron smashing up this Volvo, I figured I would take the credit.. so sorry Mako :P

Volvo Crash

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vehicles,  breaks and crashes,  accidents,  volvo

Comments to Volvo Crash

  • TheJerk
    TheJerk 2008-06-11T04:25:32Z says:

    If the jackass next to the driver hadn't grabbed the wheel....they probably would have all had gay sex...

    • broccoli
      broccoli 2008-06-11T05:51:12Z says:

      would have spiced up the video thats for sure

    • UVsaturated
      UVsaturated 2008-06-11T06:23:32Z says:

      ROFL

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-06-11T08:16:38Z says:

      (rolling in the car laughing)

  • texasbooger
    texasbooger 2008-06-11T04:32:38Z says:

    it's like he tried at first then just gives up and watches.lol

    • XAilmentX
      XAilmentX 2008-06-11T07:32:20Z says:

      Heh. "Oh shit man! We're gonn- Ah, fuck it... We're screwed anyways..."

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2008-06-11T22:42:01Z says:

      fucking wanker doesn't even make sure his mates are ok. he needs fucked up

  • AgentWorm
    AgentWorm 2008-06-11T04:40:27Z says:

    The driver looked pretty calm while it was flipping. Actually, they all seemed calm afterwards.

    • UVsaturated
      UVsaturated 2008-06-11T06:24:05Z says:

      He was looking for 4 leaf clovers in the grass.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-11T08:54:20Z says:

      I did this once when I was in my early 20's. The shock doesn't really hit you till you actually see how fucked up your car is.

    • UVsaturated
      UVsaturated 2008-06-11T09:38:23Z says:

      After you place your shoulder back into socket, recover your teeth, and wipe the blood off your shirt.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-11T09:55:01Z says:

      Crazy thing is, I ended up 6 feet off the ground, in a tree. Didn't have a scratch on me.

    • AgentWorm
      AgentWorm 2008-06-11T12:43:24Z says:

      Pictures or it never happened!...er sorry, internet auto-response. You're probably right, shit happens so fast it doesn't register.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-06-12T00:00:41Z says:

      sharks cant drive you're a liar

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-12T08:29:41Z says:

      Shit, that was back in 97, Worm.

  • Dev
    Dev 2008-06-11T04:41:56Z says:

    Polish race drivers...

    Nice the radio still works after the crash.

    • AllTImeLow
      AllTImeLow 2008-06-11T05:27:23Z says:

      Yah i was gonna mention that.... I need to know what brand of stero that is...solid..

    • BlowBig
      BlowBig 2008-06-11T18:13:21Z says:

      It's Volvo OE, made by Dyna Audio...

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-11T22:19:00Z says:

      i think most car audio systems would survive a roll like that

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-06-12T02:42:55Z says:

      That would be great for the Southerners who stock pile cars in their yards. They'd always have tunes.

  • ArrogantBastard
    ArrogantBastard 2008-06-11T04:51:53Z says:

    fuckin european drivers

    • Signs
      Signs 2008-06-11T12:59:36Z says:

      Atleast our girls knows how to handle a stick.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-11T13:02:37Z says:

      ^ Zing

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-06-11T13:23:32Z says:

      fuckin european cars

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-11T16:40:25Z says:

      rather that then those fat heaps of shite in America

    • BlowBig
      BlowBig 2008-06-11T18:14:37Z says:

      That car was obviously an automatic transmission. Volvo is the best but fuck an S40...

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-06-11T23:38:21Z says:

      fuckin white trash rednecks...secede again already so we can outsource our labor to you

  • espada9
    espada9 2008-06-11T05:37:10Z says:

    That must be an ancient Volvo, no airbags.

    • SummerTlMEbrews
      SummerTlMEbrews 2008-06-11T13:23:55Z says:

      ha figures

    • wood
      wood 2008-06-11T15:05:16Z says:

      if they are in poland the airbags were probably just stolen out of the car..

    • BlowBig
      BlowBig 2008-06-11T18:15:09Z says:

      Frontal crash will deploy the airbags... Roll over Volvo has ROPS...

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-06-11T07:55:44Z says:

    well he did everything right.. youre suppost to turn opposite the spin to avoid flipping but it just didnt work out that time

  • jpsithlord
    jpsithlord 2008-06-11T08:27:35Z says:

    I been in an crash similar to this....not a good feeling

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-11T13:04:50Z says:

      Giving me some Skidcore Crash Brain would be a good feeling.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-11T13:11:38Z says:

      i thought you were banned blacktee?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-11T13:14:22Z says:

      I don't come on often, I just come on to hold my champions title in front of everyone I've annihilated.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-11T13:19:10Z says:

      i see.. i thought you were amongst the mucho dead

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-11T13:21:23Z says:

      Were tears shed?

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-11T13:23:07Z says:

      tears of blood and vomit

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-11T13:27:45Z says:

      You cut yourself when I leave? and vomit from the pain? dik you sissy. Come over and have some Friendcore its ok now.

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-11T13:40:08Z says:

      not the sexy kind of vomit you homo

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-06-11T16:17:46Z says:

      thought you were banned too, blacktee. hasnt it gone a month already since wanko boom and the other guy got banned?

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-11T23:04:26Z says:

      Hey myann im n, no, no homo myann, I don't get banned I think everyone secretly likes me even though I just want them all to give me some frightCore phaze brain. segaMegaSTYLE.

    • BlackTEE
      BlackTEE 2008-06-11T23:06:57Z says:

      Tbh though I looked at the pages and it did look pretty empty without the hardcore BlackTEE® fucking everyones day up.

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-06-11T08:40:29Z says:

    i remember i smash my car in the middle of nowwhere and have to walk home for hours

    • Sangria
      Sangria 2008-06-11T09:03:16Z says:

      I was going to ask wtf is a moble phone for but if you live in the woods your pretty much fucked

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-11T12:30:16Z says:

      i cost like 500$ to get a car toad home here, so i just got my truck and toad it myself.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-11T12:30:39Z says:

      one car i crash i left out in the woods, it still there i think in some overgrowth road

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-11T13:24:33Z says:

      "toad" hehe

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2008-06-11T16:40:31Z says:

      is crashing cars for you a regular thing planty?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-11T20:42:54Z says:

      i like to drive rally with my cars

    • AmazingYin
      AmazingYin 2008-06-11T23:40:08Z says:

      what's a car toad?

    • ahab
      ahab 2008-06-12T01:44:32Z says:

      Apparently, in the woods, giant amphibians pull hillbillies to safety after they do stupid shit while drunk.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-06-12T10:55:02Z says:

      its tow i mess up the word

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-06-12T20:19:48Z says:

      Yeah... We know.

  • Mako
    Mako 2008-06-11T08:52:14Z says:

    No worries, yak. I'm just glad to see that it was posted.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-06-11T09:13:05Z says:

      what a noble shark.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-06-12T20:22:50Z says:

      You'd never get this from a Black Tip or an Atlantic Grey...Awfull creatures.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-06-13T07:41:55Z says:

      Spinner sharks are nasty too. I'm pretty much pelagic, though, so I keep to myself.

  • toastieman
    toastieman 2008-06-11T09:22:21Z says:

    lol @ "kurwa" - I had a bunch of Polish flatmates and this was the only word I could understand when they were talking amongst themselves.

    • dirtykazakh
      dirtykazakh 2008-06-11T10:06:46Z says:

      and? wtf does it mean?

    • dik
      dik 2008-06-11T13:44:39Z says:

      fountain of information there toastieman

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-06-11T15:56:56Z says:

      Listen to when he says it and work it out for yourselves...sheesh

    • dirtykazakh
      dirtykazakh 2008-06-12T12:20:36Z says:

      i already did...but i want you to say it anyway....

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-06-12T20:33:59Z says:

      I am not a performing monkey.

  • ztirffritz
    ztirffritz 2008-06-11T13:58:26Z says:

    The bigger question is why the heck were they recording video of themselves just driving around?

    • potatofish517
      potatofish517 2008-06-12T18:29:00Z says:

      they were all gonna make a gangbang video

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-06-12T20:24:02Z says:

      The gang went bang.

  • Theck4
    Theck4 2008-06-11T16:53:44Z says:

    Well the radio still works.

    • lars1701c
      lars1701c 2008-06-11T22:10:13Z says:

      Prolly staged

  • mute365
    mute365 2008-06-11T17:01:29Z says:

    another autoban mishap??

    • ahab
      ahab 2008-06-12T01:45:51Z says:

      If it was the autobahn, they'd have rolled about 20 more times.

  • Big-goolies
    Big-goolies 2008-06-11T22:17:27Z says:

    62mph ? my fucking moped goes faster than that

    • toastieman
      toastieman 2008-06-11T23:15:43Z says:

      Yeah, downhill maybe...with a good breeze up your freckle

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-11T23:33:40Z says:

      It's got drop handlebars too , that adds 5mph.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-11T23:34:47Z says:

      I'm willing to bet it's not a moped, but a silly little scooter.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-11T23:35:43Z says:

      Unless it's a Fizzie.

    • ahab
      ahab 2008-06-12T01:48:18Z says:

      maybe he put ape bars and a nitrous kit on his faggio.

    • Big-goolies
      Big-goolies 2008-06-12T09:06:04Z says:

      Actually MrFugs it is a Fizzie with a YB100 motor fitted.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-06-12T18:51:56Z says:

      He he, the good old days, chin on tank, left hand on fork leg and feet hooked over the rear flasher stalks... just to get 50mph out of 'em.

  • Wiggles
    Wiggles 2008-06-12T06:31:35Z says:

    The driver didnt even try the door handle, out the window he went

  • potatofish517
    potatofish517 2008-06-12T18:29:18Z says:

    maybe if the passanger wasnt jacking off the driver it wouldnt of happened

yak
posted June 11, 2008
by yak