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i pass every one of their requirements.
but you aren't blonde.
You know he got some hits.
Some guy in Germany posted an ad for "One human for slaughter and consumption" and he ate him... I wonder how the initial conversation went?
der vas this german vunce, who vas so stoopid....that he thot "Einstein" meant "one beer" hahahahaha
lol. Pure possum goodness. Gold Star.
Sat will lead to nussing.
the initial convo was "take my wife, please!!"
What's the difference between "daemons" and "demons?"
demons torture you for eternity, and daemon lives down the street and is a pretty chill mother fucker
How old the spelling is.
Daemon is technically the correct spelling, so someone summoning demons would be ringing the wrong number.
Kreator is alright, but Deicide sucks balls.
1st Deicide album was fucking excellent. They did go downhill very quickly though.
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i pass every one of their requirements.
but you aren't blonde.
You know he got some hits.
Some guy in Germany posted an ad for "One human for slaughter and consumption" and he ate him... I wonder how the initial conversation went?
der vas this german vunce, who vas so stoopid....that he thot "Einstein" meant "one beer"
hahahahaha
lol. Pure possum goodness. Gold Star.
Sat will lead to nussing.
the initial convo was "take my wife, please!!"
What's the difference between "daemons" and "demons?"
demons torture you for eternity, and daemon lives down the street and is a pretty chill mother fucker
How old the spelling is.
Daemon is technically the correct spelling, so someone
summoning demons would be ringing the wrong number.
Kreator is alright, but Deicide sucks balls.
1st Deicide album was fucking excellent.
They did go downhill very quickly though.
MY CLOTHES ARE WORTH $$$!