I don't know what you were aiming for, but your joke had "asshole trying to look smarter than he is" written all over it. And it really wasn't all that funny.
And don't kid yourself: there are all sorts here at mucho.
It sure got you fired up. Take some fuckin pamprin and get over it. This little tantrum of yours is making you look like the asshole. There are bad jokes here everyday. So lighten up.
why cant tourists fucking shut up for once and just take in the goddamn ferocity of nature...always doing these captain obvious play-by-plays and laying their anthropomorphisms on them all the while talking over a fucking walkie talkie or cell phone...during an event that is rarely ever seen in the wild...the herbivores aggroing the predators. fuck i hate humans.
It primarily has to do with the fact that white South Africans (who in this case is the guide I believe) possess the most irritating of all English accents.
Fuck those animatronics are getting good. All you need then is just the guide hamming it up as some poor, black rangers behind a bush furiously waggle the remote controls around. "Oh no here comes the crocodiles too, I've seen that before... this morning."
But, yes, Chairman is right. Hippos kill the most people of all African wild animals. Buffloes are called the most dangerous game animals. Apparently, a hippo head doesn't look as good on the wall.
I would think that it's human stupidity and ignorance of the warning behavior that gets most people killed in Africa. Very few animals attack without warning or reason. (Plantshit excepted of course).
Comments to War in Kruger Park, South Africa
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one of the coolest video i've seen in awhile.
PS
BoBoafro is gay.
wow, that was pretty fucking cool.
seen it already, but this video is pretty exciting.
That was... the SHIT! And all videotaped on ol' farmer Mcgee's cowpatty pasture!
I was hoping so much that one of the lions would be forced into the water and eaten by the crocodiles.
i actually have to agree with you. wow.
Hankshit
Hankdikshit.
Hankdoodle
I'm a hanky-doodle-dandy! Hanky-doodle do or die!
must...not.. make metaphorical.. comparisons to contemporary... socio-political situations.
Just in case you're wondering: we don't have an egghead reward here at mucho. So you can put away your vocabulary primer for asshole undergrads.
...or you can post some more and get ripped to shreds.
just a joke that went over your heads. I'm actually an asshole high school drop out. Or I probably wouldn't be here in the first place w/ you wizards.
I don't know what you were aiming for, but your joke had "asshole trying to look smarter than he is" written all over it. And it really wasn't all that funny.
And don't kid yourself: there are all sorts here at mucho.
It sure got you fired up. Take some fuckin pamprin and get over it. This little tantrum of yours is making you look like the asshole. There are bad jokes here everyday. So lighten up.
no, you just went too far. TOO FAR!!
ok. I can see that now, and I wasn't aware of the damage I had caused. And for this I am heartfully sorry. Truly.
you better be, or i'll break your bones!
As cool as lions are, I still hate cats.
stupid turists
yeah, stupid tourists! trying to catch a cute little buffalo, shame on you!
Africa rules. Too bad about the people.
What about the people?
They walk on two legs, damn them.
And spread aids like the common cold.
Indeed that was the shit.
why cant tourists fucking shut up for once and just take in the goddamn ferocity of nature...always doing these captain obvious play-by-plays and laying their anthropomorphisms on them all the while talking over a fucking walkie talkie or cell phone...during an event that is rarely ever seen in the wild...the herbivores aggroing the predators. fuck i hate humans.
It primarily has to do with the fact that white South Africans (who in this case is the guide I believe) possess the most irritating of all English accents.
I should say English-speaking accents.
one of thems a boer (south african german). and yes their accents are fucking verbal diarrhea.
That's a pretty precise statement. How do you work out he's a Boer and not more broadly an Afrikaner?
Swine: South African DUTCH you tit.
hij heef die kleinkie buffelkie gevangen in die water!
afrikaans sounds hilarious when you're used to the normal dutch.
the water buffallos shouldve overturned their range rovers after.
Plantshit i hope u watch this and gain a little respect for our animal friends.
no, they have no souls, those foul creatures!
Fuck those animatronics are getting good. All you need then is just the guide hamming it up as some poor, black rangers behind a bush furiously waggle the remote controls around. "Oh no here comes the crocodiles too, I've seen that before... this morning."
hahahahaha, lol!
apparently cape buffalos are the most dangerous animal in africa. kinda see why now...great video
Apparently it's hippopotamuses. Let's just say more often than not the wildlife there could find a way of killing you.
That's why I don't live there.
But, yes, Chairman is right. Hippos kill the most people of all African wild animals. Buffloes are called the most dangerous game animals. Apparently, a hippo head doesn't look as good on the wall.
I would think that it's human stupidity and ignorance of the warning behavior that gets most people killed in Africa. Very few animals attack without warning or reason. (Plantshit excepted of course).
OK so we are all agreed that the majority of animals in Africa are capable of killing those who act stupid in their midst.
Yes, who are we sending?
WE should take a vote...
it's obvious isn't it? Plantshit has to go
yeah, if you can take on a bear, a hippo wouldn't be that much of a problem, right plantshit?
just say "yes, i'll go an take my stuffs to africa"
meat as meat u ants in stacks...good good stuffs
Meat as meat, meat as meat. That's all.
Fucking African gangs, always eating each other's young and shit.
Man 100% sure that Animal Planet would be more watched if they had vids like this playing on it.
i like Clown Planet
I don't.
i think it would be twice as good if you were sitting in that truck at that moment, safari ftw!!
We're in ur herd, eetin ur babeez. OH nose! Their cumming bak!
We need to form an animal police squad and go arrest those lions for assault and battery. Then put them in animal jail for 15 (10 for good behavior).