Warning

Comments to Warning

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  gta2800 2009-04-07T04:08:41Z says:

  I need one of these!

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    DoubleC 2009-04-07T06:33:13Z says:

    Seriously.
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  Nixon'sGhost 2009-04-07T04:10:23Z says:

  Ctrl+P

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    -DeadKennedys- 2009-04-07T06:28:34Z says:

    Haha
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    skepta 2009-04-07T08:54:03Z says:

    Double HAHA
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    dik 2009-04-07T15:57:37Z says:

    i don't want to be the one to ask what ctrl+p does...but what does ctrl+p do?
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    dwhill05 2009-04-07T16:19:29Z says:

    I guess hitting Ctrl+P was out of the question? Alright then, its the keyboard short cut for Print.
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    dik 2009-04-07T16:36:20Z says:

    i thought it might have been the eject button and i'd blast right through my ceiling
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    dwhill05 2009-04-07T16:53:39Z says:

    That is a common misconception
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    MetalFace 2009-04-08T02:02:32Z says:

    its the auto-perma-ban button
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  -Morph- 2009-04-07T04:15:03Z says:

  what if i am there to give him money...

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    dwhill05 2009-04-07T04:28:11Z says:

    You still get shot, he shakes down all the bodies before throwing them into the alligator pit out back.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-04-07T05:23:14Z says:

    If a black man with money came to my door I'd think that you just robbed someone & was trying to hideout in my house.
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    Gottlos 2009-04-07T05:47:57Z says:

    It's the most logical assumption.
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    redsun0032 2009-04-07T12:43:25Z says:

    Racist
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    fatfrank 2009-04-07T13:22:30Z says:

    HAHAHA!!!!
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  jsloan10 2009-04-07T04:24:06Z says:

  I just open the door
  My computer is in view of the front door so when they see Mucho on my computer screen. they get a look of terror, apologize and leave.

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    skulk 2009-04-07T04:29:34Z says:

    i have computer
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    skulk 2009-04-07T04:29:48Z says:

    possum
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    Enterx 2009-04-07T04:41:53Z says:

    I have computer too. Maybe we meet and internet together?
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    fuckdabanhammer 2009-04-07T04:48:27Z says:

    my swimtrunks have an internet
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    fuckdabanhammer 2009-04-07T04:48:42Z says:

    wait im lost...
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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-07T04:59:59Z says:

    one lonely beastie i be
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    Mako 2009-04-07T07:29:28Z says:

    One smart feller, he felt smart...
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    Goatse 2009-04-07T23:01:23Z says:

    ^^ all by yourself without nobody
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  JamesTKirk 2009-04-07T04:58:23Z says:

  I usually have Scientology chats with the Jehovah's when they come for a visit. It really throws them off.

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    dirtyrottensteve 2009-04-07T04:59:07Z says:

    i usually pull my cock out and start working on it, they don't visit much anymore
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    smerf 2009-04-07T09:39:32Z says:

    "The occupant of this house is a Muchoer. He's a sick fucker with a hairy-trigger on his dick. He doesn't like (etc etc)... I'm going to open up my pants and fap on you.
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    Derk 2009-04-07T15:20:33Z says:

    Why tell them..just do it..be a shark Smerf
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  Archman 2009-04-07T05:06:50Z says:

  What's with these porn ads telling me not to beat my meat?

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    cuntscab 2009-04-07T05:15:31Z says:

    I know! it totally threw me off one day while I was going at it.
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    Archman 2009-04-07T05:22:46Z says:

    And it's right on top of the Amateur Match ad, the browse fuck buddies for free ad, meet sex partner 4 free ad, and a bunch of other naked girls in ads. What do they want me to do? This sucks.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-04-07T05:24:15Z says:

    Reverse psychology
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    xzekiel 2009-04-07T12:58:03Z says:

    Just be thankful you're not getting squirt ads
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    toolman961 2009-04-07T20:21:22Z says:

    My dad drinks squirt with gin, It's nasty.
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  sirtokesalot 2009-04-08T01:56:00Z says:

  i put a sign on the front door when we 1st bought our house: "free ass kicking, just knock". fucking wife took it down