i used to do this on yahoo long ago, i'd pretend i was a 13 year old girl... so many asian and indian men (for some reason school teachers???) would fall for it...
i wish i still had all my logs from then, they were great...
i used to get free private warez ftp site access back before there was a graphical "www" by pretending i was a girl to all the lonely irc nerds on my hacked university accounts :(
I pretend to be ang irl on swedish chat, then i try to make them send money to my bankaccount for sexual services like nudes picture and webcams. When i have the money i just log out =) . I have earned like 2300$ on it =) already. Some people are so stupid then they cant charge me, what are they going to say like i ask a minor girl to send nude picture on herself then she didnt ? . Im so smart =).
lol
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
.....
...
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my d*ck puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
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Ha
He instantly removed his hand from his cock. Ha he got pWNed
Without question
funny shit.
I'm sure he kept jerking while he was trying to figure out what happened. I know I would have.
BURN!!!!!
Nah, he probably kept jerking
so is this a tranny? or a gay guy?
maybe a hermafidite(sp?) or someone with a good sense of humor
Could be one of those internet groomers.
could be a chick with a confused vocabulary
wat
gold, pure gold
hahaha...I didnt expect that one.
i used to do this on yahoo long ago, i'd pretend i was a 13 year old girl... so many asian and indian men (for some reason school teachers???) would fall for it...
i wish i still had all my logs from then, they were great...
...You aren't a thirteen year old girl?
Maybe the real 13 year olds were the ones posing as the teachers
i am a surfboard, we all know this.
Well now I do
I always thought of doing it. I wonder if it's actually true that these pervs will send you free stuff.
"Why don't you have a seat right over here".......
I'm afraid if I were to start doing that, that he would pop out of my garbage can and say that...
he does
i used to get free private warez ftp site access back before there was a graphical "www" by pretending i was a girl to all the lonely irc nerds on my hacked university accounts :(
ummm.....cool?
thats what i was thinking
Thats a hobby you dont hear of often
I pretend to be ang irl on swedish chat, then i try to make them send money to my bankaccount for sexual services like nudes picture and webcams. When i have the money i just log out =) . I have earned like 2300$ on it =) already. Some people are so stupid then they cant charge me, what are they going to say like i ask a minor girl to send nude picture on herself then she didnt ? . Im so smart =).
Ok... I believed the reindeer farm, but this? This I have to call bullshit on... Now youre just hogging yak's limelight
lmfao!
sounds like fizzo tbh.
Haha that was great. That brought back memories of this http://koti.mbnet.fi/jutanu/tekstit/cybersex.txt
HA HA HA HA that sum funny shit!!!
wow, that was fucking hilarious! i had a good time reading that.
jesus, there's even more.
I was actually in tears from laughing so hard... legendary
...Mucho needs to start a cyber group that does funny ones like that, hahaha
...I put on my robe and wizards hat!
lol
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
.....
...
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Jdogg:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?!
Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.
Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my d*ck puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
That link was funny shit.
The vegetable one was fucking great.
"I dunno, I like zucchini's and carrots, make it sexy."
"My zucchini's caress your carrots."
ârinocerouses dont play games. they fucking charge your ass.â
roflmao. awesome.
A lot more of that sort of stuff is at http://www.fugly.com/victims/
I recommend VictimX_27, VictimX16, bandleeder619, Rebecca_East, and amybee2003.
fuck you guys the pirate one was the best.
i laughed more at the WoW one, and the rhinoceros one..
i thought it was hilarious just cause i'm really high, but it looks like everyone else had a good chuckle too. see.. weed isn't bad, you guys.
suprising just how much that made me laugh. i've read it like 5 times and its still funny
LMFAO ! That is some funy shit !
Just like the ol' AOL days...
Hahahah! damn, brings back memories. These douchebags are fucking idiots.