Aww.. hell. Since I'm drunk I'll just go with it. Yeah I'm a fan. Long ago, and looking at a long road trip, and being just a young sprout I hit a local used bookshop. I happened upon an old dogeared copy of "Different Seasons". The first stories I read were "The Body" and "Rita Hayworth and...", long before they became movies. Without a doubt two of the best stories ever told.
Comments to watamellon
I don't get it....
...very often.
...you need to
...make pee pee
^WOW dernzoid , we can really count on you to up the stakes....
After 4 reposts u dont get it ? U must be tarded
Anyway this guy is right.
hear that nova, you're tarded...and this guy is right?
black people are so paranoid
He didn't go to no white party
fuckin lier
Make sure you tune in next week for "How to eat chicken" by Petey Greene.
Wow, I didn't know there was a right way and wrong way to eat watermelon.
Highly controversial video of a freedom fighter trying to recruit guerilla soldiers to aid him in his fight against the atrocities of fruit salad.
I've been meaning to ask, are you a bit of a Stephen King fan.
*?
Where on earth would you get that idea?
Because we have a Stephen King fan slogan....are you a fan?
Slogan? Do you mean the avatar super?
Well, the fact that your screen name is "Rolandofgilead" kind of gives it away.
Aww.. hell. Since I'm drunk I'll just go with it. Yeah I'm a fan. Long ago, and looking at a long road trip, and being just a young sprout I hit a local used bookshop. I happened upon an old dogeared copy of "Different Seasons". The first stories I read were "The Body" and "Rita Hayworth and...", long before they became movies. Without a doubt two of the best stories ever told.
Back to the fruit salad debacle already!
You forgot, "son of celluloid."
I'm not a fan, but, I wanna fuck Marlin Monroe too....
Fucking game fish...interesting! Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?
i thought "Son of Celluloid" was Clive Barker... could be wrong tho, been quite sometime since reading those books.
Eel MacPhereson is pretty hot.
I thought eating watermelon was a genetic trait of blacks.
That's an ignant nigga
what the fuck did he just say?
black people and their watamellon....
a. How much coke is required to do a 5 minute rant on fuckin watermellon?
b. This guy is/was related to James Brown.
c. Eddie Murphy in disguise.
d. WTF?
Kirk is the new host of jeopardy.
Suck it Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Gee. Thanks?
i like to eat watermellon with a spoon so i can make a helmet out of the outside...
is he usin watermelons as some kind of metaphor? its too irritating to watch
ni88ers and melon what the fuck ni99er
I love watermelon, does that make me a nigger lover ?
No, it makes you a nigger.
I guess I'm a nigger too, then.
This dude's awesome.
What the fuck was he saying ? Was that a tribal language ?
If he can get a TV show then so can my Dick. First eppisode: Why I Love Pussy
yikes!! why is he so mad? someone get that man some mo' watame' n
is there a word in english for the sounds he make when he eat?. I hate when people eat and make that sounds especially old distugusting people.
It is much like the sound of Plantshit being eaten by a bear. Hopefully he will eat you head-first so you won't have to listen to it very long.
Couldn't spring an extra buck for the seedless? I think I saw him teaching dominos to the niglets near the end there.
oh lawd das sum fine ass waamelon rite dar son
Next up, Petey will show you how to eat the pussy of a 400lbs fat chick and not get any on the walls. So grab your snorkel and stay tuned...
He is so right!
the lights make it look like he has horns on his forehead
Wow, this video brought me home.
Im from the dirty south and we put salt on watermellow.
You americans will let any old fucking fools onto that there tv.