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  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-21T04:07:26Z says:

    LOL, University of Ottawa. It's cute how Canada tinks they have real learning institutions. Like a Caribbean Medical school.

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2009-08-21T04:10:44Z says:

      i can tell you went to a great school there. you "tink" so?

    • iamgodandyoudie
      iamgodandyoudie 2009-08-21T05:07:59Z says:

      hahaha...dumb pussy.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-21T07:02:12Z says:

      I do that on purpose and it's in plenty of other posts IamQueerAndGay and theBitch. Stupid fucking nobodies

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-21T09:14:07Z says:

      Why do you keep saying "tinks"? It's getting annoying.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-21T09:25:02Z says:

      I blame this:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI

    • Magawd
      Magawd 2009-08-21T11:09:12Z says:

      Shove that link up your ass.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-21T16:19:25Z says:

      You mean, shove that tink up your ass. Not that I watched it.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-08-21T04:07:41Z says:

    Pfff, I have more zombie plans than you could shake a stick at.

    • Scim
      Scim 2009-08-21T04:13:14Z says:

      *shake a chainsaw at, I would hope.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T04:46:00Z says:

      I'm not the least bit worried.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-21T04:51:01Z says:

      I'm looking forward to it.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-21T12:50:46Z says:

      I hear it's gonna happen late october. Get drunk and ready to shoot.

  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2009-08-21T04:12:04Z says:

    If zombies were to attack, how long would it take for zombie porn to hit the market?

    • sergeant-taco
      sergeant-taco 2009-08-21T04:19:55Z says:

      I also request an answer to this question.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-08-21T04:27:26Z says:

      N/A... zombie porn already exists.

    • antispeziesist
      antispeziesist 2009-08-21T06:02:46Z says:

      Rule 34

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-08-21T06:37:59Z says:

      I haven't been able to find any real good zombie porn. Anyone got a source?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-08-21T07:00:34Z says:

      mybarackobama.com

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-08-21T09:15:57Z says:

      foxnews.com

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-08-21T09:16:16Z says:

      cnn.com

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-08-21T09:17:25Z says:

      How's that?

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-08-21T21:33:49Z says:

      Sean Hannity's soulless eyes are what finished me off last night.

  • possum
    possum 2009-08-21T04:22:28Z says:

    Brain Salad Surgery

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T04:48:30Z says:

      I want a shotgun, a machete, an F250, and a couple of beers.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-21T04:51:48Z says:

      That's your typical Wed night

    • Agent-G
      Agent-G 2009-08-21T05:07:46Z says:

      Thats what I was thinking. Just another night out with the guys for 1rish1

    • iamgodandyoudie
      iamgodandyoudie 2009-08-21T05:13:59Z says:

      Gimmie a shot gun, some kind of assault riffle w/ tons of ammo and a few explosives with at least one personal grenade for me should I get overwhelmed. You always have to have a 'last resort' weapon if they get to you or you get bit. I say, before you die, take out as many of the bastards as you can with you.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-08-21T05:42:56Z says:

      protective suit and a chainsaw

    • MMA
      MMA 2009-08-21T05:54:43Z says:

      *gimp suit and dildo

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-08-21T06:13:45Z says:

      id smack your teeth out with that dildo

    • LucesDarkness
      LucesDarkness 2009-08-21T06:41:19Z says:

      Sounds like you have a lot of experience with that dildo to wield it like that.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T06:46:02Z says:

      Now that you mention it, I'd want a couple of buddies to shoot and drink with and we really could just make a partry oiut of it.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-21T07:03:52Z says:

      Me and Kasey could kill them all and you could shoot and miss then talk tons of shit......kind of like Halo.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T07:13:27Z says:

      Fuck you, nigger.

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-08-21T07:16:19Z says:

      People still play that tired old shit?

    • FirstReflect
      FirstReflect 2009-08-21T07:23:48Z says:

      The best part about a zombie outbreak is that you could lop off the head of any fucker you don't like and just claim that he/she was "turning".

  • Morgue
    Morgue 2009-08-21T05:37:51Z says:

    Ya hasnt anyone seen Porn Of the Dead yet?

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-08-21T05:44:56Z says:

      Own it...I laugh at it frequently.

    • MisterBanksIII
      MisterBanksIII 2009-08-21T06:35:50Z says:

      You misspelled "jerk off".

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-21T09:16:39Z says:

      I doubt she jerks off to it.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-08-21T14:09:21Z says:

      Not at all, it is completely hilarious though. Terrible "metal" music and chicks painted like dead things, but the paint rubs off halfway through the shoot. 24 Karat comedy.

    • dwhill05
      dwhill05 2009-08-21T15:30:29Z says:

      fucking hell, I am so finding that shit, sounds awesome

  • Emper0rr
    Emper0rr 2009-08-21T08:22:43Z says:

    I've been watching zombie movies since I was three years old, and I have to say this is bullshit.

    UNLESS it was George Romero style where anyone who died came back to life as a zombie, then slow zombies would be easily controlled.

    Fast zombies on the other hand are a different story. While they would still probably end up being controlled, there would be a much larger chance of the outbreak destroying the world.

    However, in a world where the dead came back to life as FAST zombies? And if the virus could be spread through more than the bite, say for example 28 days later style even through the blood? Then the world would be completely and utterly fucked.

    • Emper0rr
      Emper0rr 2009-08-21T08:24:07Z says:

      For the first part it might be a little unclear, what I meant was:

      UNLESS it was George Romero style where anyone who died came back to life as a zombie, OTHERWISE slow zombies would be easily controlled.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-08-21T08:39:38Z says:

      Your argument falls down on the use of 28 Days Later , as the 'victims in that film are not zombies.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-21T09:17:25Z says:

      28 Days Later is my favorite zombie movie.

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2009-08-21T09:27:02Z says:

      Sandra Bullock acted her ass off in that one.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-08-21T09:27:19Z says:

      cant wait for 28 months later

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-08-21T09:32:23Z says:

      Or was it 28 weeks later?

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-08-21T09:42:20Z says:

      PUSSYHANDS you bastard , thats my fucking joke

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T13:03:16Z says:

      28 days later had the scariest zombies in it ever.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-08-21T13:07:17Z says:

      what was scarier about them than dawn of the deads zombies?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-08-21T13:11:27Z says:

      They were English so they were just automatically uglier.

    • blingbling
      blingbling 2009-08-21T13:15:02Z says:

      oh you are right

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2009-08-22T01:04:06Z says:

      Farah Fawcett acted her ass off.

  • yak
    yak 2009-08-21T11:27:19Z says:

    zombies are nothing to worry about.
    stairs confuse zombies.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-08-21T17:31:59Z says:

      Ah ha , that means there are no zombies in 28 Days Later as they can quite clearly climb stairs

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-22T00:20:49Z says:

      They can climb them, they just get confused. Like you can't ask them what year it is.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-08-22T00:21:01Z says:

      28 days later sucked shit by the way.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-08-21T18:39:51Z says:

    Voodoo !!

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2009-08-22T00:39:08Z says:

    Grow up!

  • HughJanus69
    HughJanus69 2009-08-22T01:04:48Z says:

    I wish I had a high-paying university position that allowed me to perform this kind of "scientific research."

Sneaky
posted August 21, 2009

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