Gimmie a shot gun, some kind of assault riffle w/ tons of ammo and a few explosives with at least one personal grenade for me should I get overwhelmed. You always have to have a 'last resort' weapon if they get to you or you get bit. I say, before you die, take out as many of the bastards as you can with you.
Not at all, it is completely hilarious though. Terrible "metal" music and chicks painted like dead things, but the paint rubs off halfway through the shoot. 24 Karat comedy.
I've been watching zombie movies since I was three years old, and I have to say this is bullshit.
UNLESS it was George Romero style where anyone who died came back to life as a zombie, then slow zombies would be easily controlled.
Fast zombies on the other hand are a different story. While they would still probably end up being controlled, there would be a much larger chance of the outbreak destroying the world.
However, in a world where the dead came back to life as FAST zombies? And if the virus could be spread through more than the bite, say for example 28 days later style even through the blood? Then the world would be completely and utterly fucked.
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LOL, University of Ottawa. It's cute how Canada tinks they have real learning institutions. Like a Caribbean Medical school.
i can tell you went to a great school there. you "tink" so?
hahaha...dumb pussy.
I do that on purpose and it's in plenty of other posts IamQueerAndGay and theBitch. Stupid fucking nobodies
Why do you keep saying "tinks"? It's getting annoying.
I blame this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI
Shove that link up your ass.
You mean, shove that tink up your ass. Not that I watched it.
Pfff, I have more zombie plans than you could shake a stick at.
*shake a chainsaw at, I would hope.
I'm not the least bit worried.
I'm looking forward to it.
I hear it's gonna happen late october. Get drunk and ready to shoot.
If zombies were to attack, how long would it take for zombie porn to hit the market?
I also request an answer to this question.
N/A... zombie porn already exists.
Rule 34
I haven't been able to find any real good zombie porn. Anyone got a source?
mybarackobama.com
foxnews.com
cnn.com
How's that?
Sean Hannity's soulless eyes are what finished me off last night.
Brain Salad Surgery
I want a shotgun, a machete, an F250, and a couple of beers.
That's your typical Wed night
Thats what I was thinking. Just another night out with the guys for 1rish1
Gimmie a shot gun, some kind of assault riffle w/ tons of ammo and a few explosives with at least one personal grenade for me should I get overwhelmed. You always have to have a 'last resort' weapon if they get to you or you get bit. I say, before you die, take out as many of the bastards as you can with you.
protective suit and a chainsaw
*gimp suit and dildo
id smack your teeth out with that dildo
Sounds like you have a lot of experience with that dildo to wield it like that.
Now that you mention it, I'd want a couple of buddies to shoot and drink with and we really could just make a partry oiut of it.
Me and Kasey could kill them all and you could shoot and miss then talk tons of shit......kind of like Halo.
Fuck you, nigger.
People still play that tired old shit?
The best part about a zombie outbreak is that you could lop off the head of any fucker you don't like and just claim that he/she was "turning".
Ya hasnt anyone seen Porn Of the Dead yet?
Own it...I laugh at it frequently.
You misspelled "jerk off".
I doubt she jerks off to it.
Not at all, it is completely hilarious though. Terrible "metal" music and chicks painted like dead things, but the paint rubs off halfway through the shoot. 24 Karat comedy.
fucking hell, I am so finding that shit, sounds awesome
I've been watching zombie movies since I was three years old, and I have to say this is bullshit.
UNLESS it was George Romero style where anyone who died came back to life as a zombie, then slow zombies would be easily controlled.
Fast zombies on the other hand are a different story. While they would still probably end up being controlled, there would be a much larger chance of the outbreak destroying the world.
However, in a world where the dead came back to life as FAST zombies? And if the virus could be spread through more than the bite, say for example 28 days later style even through the blood? Then the world would be completely and utterly fucked.
For the first part it might be a little unclear, what I meant was:
UNLESS it was George Romero style where anyone who died came back to life as a zombie, OTHERWISE slow zombies would be easily controlled.
Your argument falls down on the use of 28 Days Later , as the 'victims in that film are not zombies.
28 Days Later is my favorite zombie movie.
Sandra Bullock acted her ass off in that one.
cant wait for 28 months later
Or was it 28 weeks later?
PUSSYHANDS you bastard , thats my fucking joke
28 days later had the scariest zombies in it ever.
what was scarier about them than dawn of the deads zombies?
They were English so they were just automatically uglier.
oh you are right
Farah Fawcett acted her ass off.
zombies are nothing to worry about.
stairs confuse zombies.
Ah ha , that means there are no zombies in 28 Days Later as they can quite clearly climb stairs
They can climb them, they just get confused. Like you can't ask them what year it is.
28 days later sucked shit by the way.
Voodoo !!
Grow up!
I wish I had a high-paying university position that allowed me to perform this kind of "scientific research."