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WEED VENDING MACHINE!
AVMs (Anytime Vending Machines)are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards -- like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one. After cinching up your doctor's consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince). Then day or night, all you do is hit a machine and walk away with enough vacuum-sealed, plastic-encapsulated cheeba to adequately treat your illness.
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Comments to WEED VENDING MACHINE!
I need one of these for parties.
I need four of these for my living room.
Munchies included
I have been blazed for the past 15 hours thanks to a snow day...but I would definitely give that up to go to Cali and get a weed card
thank god for the new age. i was having a hard time scoring my weed from a person. now i have all my problems solved. yeah computers ad robots and machines that now do the dirty work of selling weed.
Why not just set the fucking thing on fire?
The fumes from the burning plastic and paint would offset any positive effects of what's burning inside.
You'd still get fucking blazed
I assume by "offset" you mean "greatly enhance"
Sounds like a damn good thing , I would invest
it's just too bad that it doesn't sell warm cum because then you would be really set.
That machine is already for you , ANL , find it .
Well cumrave, I hate to admit but I think you and I might actually have something in common.
Fucking sucks....
Let's roll a blount and celebrate!
Ok but lets go throw one of these vending machines in my truck first.
I wonder how many people are actually going to try and do that.
I'm sure a bunch of dumb white folk will try it. Not even thinking about tracking and shit.
What's this? Albino and DrumRave making friendly?!
uh...
i dont smoke weed... so what do i get?
Peer pressure.
no good, ill crack under pressure.
wow...but how do we know there is actual pot in there???
Would a machine lie to us ?
yes. haven't you sen terminator 2?
its probably a coke machine with the label ripped off. inhale the gas and you get a slight headrush
Coke machine :} even better
So weeds' been legalised? You just pay your psychiatrist/doctor hundreds of dollars for a diagnosis and prescription, then pay your insurance company, or pharmacy bunches of money to fill your prescription? OR you can buy it from your hippie neighbor, violate the "law" and pay fines and maybe go to jail?
I'll take the hippie neighbor, way cheaper.
In California when you obtain the 215 which is the medical card you can have up to 10x10ft of plants growing on your private property... Still not safe from the feds though...
its oppression to make law and restriction to things.
Things like murder....?
if someone murder people going to get pissed off and probebly kill him as revenge .
its legal in the state, but if federal cops see u buy it, your ass is going to jail! and they don't give a shit if you are dying of aids in the next 6 months, they want u to be in PAIN
Legal for medical use if you have a proper prescription.
wrong chinaska, local cops won't arrest you if u have the proper documents, but its still illegal as a federal law, federal cops raid, medical centers with weed and those stores that sale medical weed all to patients with legit documents, federal police can arrest them, but not the local cops
That's why this type of legislation should be left to individual states.
Roland, you never beat me.
www.stopthedrugwar.org
one row chips , next row weed, next row icecream, next weed, next reeses peanut butter bar... great invention..
Drugs are for fucking losers.
oild up fries are exclusively for winners
lol
Yeah, drugs are for losers, but we're talking about weed here, not drugs.
cali can smoke weed but the rest of the us can't? common us get with prop 215!!!