Weird Birthday Porn

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  HarryTipper says:

  jesus christ ruined a perfectly good cake...

  2008-08-19T04:20:10Z
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    Mauler says:

    i'd eat that cake still. i just wish she'd told me straight out, that way i could have got the piss straight from the source.

    2008-08-19T04:24:00Z
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    Bastardo says:

    Yeah I was going to ask where the last half of this video went.

    2008-08-20T08:26:11Z
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    Bastardo says:

    Where did the last half of this video go?

    2008-08-20T08:26:25Z
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  -Morph- says:

  what a waste of a good cake.

  2008-08-19T04:25:18Z
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    toolman961 says:

    You should read first _Morph_.

    2008-08-19T13:50:59Z
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    -Morph- says:

    they are dashes you moron not Underscores.
    
    not that youd need to use either.

    2008-08-20T00:42:55Z
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  ClaudeBallz says:

  HOORAY! She blew out all the candles! "Wha? Would I like some cake? "No thanks, I'm........ diabetic"

  2008-08-19T04:30:43Z
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    MassAttack says:

    What if she threw you a curve ball and said it was safe for diabetics to eat?

    2008-08-19T09:51:05Z
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    FakeAssNegro says:

    Fiesta!

    2008-08-20T00:50:06Z
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    MrFugsmucker says:

    Siesta!

    2008-08-20T00:56:13Z
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    fries-please says:

    Escort!

    2008-08-20T12:02:04Z
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  Ashtrey says:

  G.G. Allin's Birthday...

  2008-08-19T04:31:58Z
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    MisterBanksIII says:

    Naw, that would've been a chocolate cake...with needles for candles.

    2008-08-19T16:44:35Z
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    toolman961 says:

    Was R Kelly there too?

    2008-08-19T17:19:25Z
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  PwnBot says:

  I'm sure that smelled awful.

  2008-08-19T05:07:01Z
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  tavery80 says:

  I may be showing my age, but she reminds me of Jessica Hahn.

  2008-08-19T05:25:10Z
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  Wario7793 says:

  yeah, beat the firefighters at it.

  2008-08-19T06:32:20Z
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  Typical says:

  Holy fuck....you posted this on my birthday. Well...the 18th is my birthday but where I live updates are at 11pm so yay...my birthday. Thank you mucho...I know you care now.

  2008-08-19T07:53:36Z
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    smerf says:

    Happy birthday! As a present, you get to show me your tits!

    2008-08-19T22:06:26Z
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    1rish1 says:

    In return he'll show you his.
    (Prepare to be jealous of the size.)

    2008-08-20T00:59:27Z
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  jamiee1869 says:

  Can I have the slice without the piss?

  2008-08-19T08:00:28Z
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    dik says:

    no

    2008-08-19T08:45:37Z
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    MassAttack says:

    Well, if he can't have it, may I?

    2008-08-19T09:51:49Z
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    troutpotato says:

    Jamiee is a chick, numbnuts...

    2008-08-19T11:30:44Z
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    jamiee1869 says:

    Is the ice cream chocolate?

    2008-08-19T13:41:39Z
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    MassAttack says:

    Sorry i don't keep a chart of everybody's gender, weirdo...

    2008-08-19T16:59:23Z
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    toolman961 says:

    Oh no, trick candles.

    2008-08-19T17:20:03Z
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    JerkStore says:

    still one burning too... NO WISH FOR YOU!

    2008-08-19T18:27:40Z
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    HarryTipper says:

    Maybe she shit on that last candle?

    2008-08-20T22:06:36Z
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  Romeo2000 says:

  happy 5th birthday ms.

  2008-08-19T09:48:03Z
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  troutpotato says:

  If this was in a men's bathroom, it'd be a urinal cake....

  2008-08-19T10:35:13Z
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    MassAttack says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4&feature=related

    2008-08-19T17:01:08Z
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  toolman961 says:

  I don't see what the big deal is. I can do that too. And even better!

  2008-08-19T17:20:52Z
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  FredBurrows says:

  Wait till she pours milk for everyone...

  2008-08-19T18:19:26Z
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  NastyDirtyMind says:

  she still left two burning

  2008-08-20T19:58:55Z
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  JustinBailey says:

  My god... I think I found my MRS right.

  2008-10-12T02:40:10Z
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