...and Hugh Jenickyuhrbollocksov thought he had a bright future in the adult entertainment industry following an unfortunate accident in and around the Chernobyl area...
No, no, no. Don't fuck up your own joke. The third plague will obviously be that he finally gets to slip it in and fuck, but he will never be able to cum and remain cursed to fuck to infinity without release...
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Looks like he's got an extra set of balls..
You just wanted to show off your new avatar.
That and I'm pretty sure I had a valid point ^_^
Perhaps his nuts are trying to escape.
Hmm perhaps *rubs chin*
Best tumor sex ever.
Maybe it's broken
Dog dick, dog dick
Your right dooli, this guy has an extra set of balls. Doesnt hurt to carry back up i guess
he's got a cramp.. he can't fit it inside her
WTF!!!!! WHO STOLE MY VIDEO!!!1
Lumpy.
Ward....you were a little rough on the Beaver last night.
eh...its Japan...thats pretty characteristic of it
it kinda looks like a dog dick. I dont think he can make it in the hole though
Well thats probly worth getting checked out.
its from him trying to get a penis enlargement and the fat they injected into his weiner dislocated and bunched up at the tip.
Looks like he had marbles inserted "for her pleasure"
for her pleasure, since when do women like sex?
...they like it, but only when you're not involved...and by 'you're' I mean you specifically Cootbrace.
Damnit, cant you fucking sum your thoughts up in fewer words?
Like = You suck at sex?
think theres somethin wrong with that guys dick
It's like she's sucking on a garlic.
That is so nasty
Cancer in the penis!!!!!!!!!
so now i know what a chode looks like
now you can die a happy man right?
your not funny so stop trying
Well at least now you can change your name to Chode Gobl'in
Still not funny, seriously stop trying.
see what i mean, just give it up already your trying too hard
I never try too hard, chode.
Penis enlaregment gone wrong.
he gets all the chicks
all the wrong ones
tumor
it's not a tuma
^ never gets old does it?
Someone on here keeps ripping vids from EFukt.com
And?
so?
what?
Atleast it's mucho worthy.
...and Hugh Jenickyuhrbollocksov thought he had a bright future in the adult entertainment industry following an unfortunate accident in and around the Chernobyl area...
He doesn't go all the way in because he's worried he'll get stuck and have to go with the bitch shopping at the mall with her stupid whore friends.
God really hates him, he gave him a short dick and a tumor, it must be 2 of the three plagues I bet the next plague is that it will disappear
No, no, no. Don't fuck up your own joke. The third plague will obviously be that he finally gets to slip it in and fuck, but he will never be able to cum and remain cursed to fuck to infinity without release...