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It almost sounds like when someone guzzles a lot of water really fast. *GLURP GLURP*
ASSPUNCHER!!!
FAKE!
This is Mike Tyson's new training regime.
Good lord, was that a guy?
that was dik.
Has anyone told you recently that you're an exceptionally boring person?
go eat an oversized burger fatass.
Exceptional and very boring.
Says the obese bastard sitting in his mothers basement. Do you ever actually leave the house, or do you just sit inside all day.
was that directed towards me?
if it was your waaay off. there isnt a basement within 300 miles of me.
ill assume that was directed towards cockilove
So, it was directed at you. If there's no basement, I suspect you spend your time in a suitable substitute.
DAAAYYUM!! It's kind of pointless to wear gloves if you're going to go past the wrist isn't it?
Well......if you need to find your keys in a hurry.
you try it without gloves snap.
speaking from experience jimi?
Im kind of drunkj, someone please say this isn't real because I can't see it XD
And should I be beating off to this?
depends what your fancy is
Well Yoshi, if you like man ass, mayonnaise and freestyle Amish butter churning, this is right up your alley.
Brings a whole new meaning to goatse
why oh why do the guys always take it forearm deep?When a chick can only get the head in before crying?
It's the ass end of the double standard.
LOL narco
Those gay doctors really give crazy prostate exams.
I think you'll find that wasn't a prostate exam mate..
I wonder what his farts sound like... probably like the breeze, not much contact left
Oh my
god
eyes.
ass.
prostate
indeed, all the above!
potential pink sock
virginity
gay
very
thats
damn this is....
well this is just fucking gross
how does the body do that shit ?
Maybe NotevenclosetoHank can answer. Rumor has it that he can make a fire hydrant disapear in his ass.
Well he's not going to have problems squeezing out a loaf.
He could shit out a fuckin' blue whale and never know...
yeah he would. his hoop is like 4 inches wide. a blue whale is like... 5 times that
I think he would have problems squeezing out a loaf. It's very hard to squeeze out a loaf when you actually lack the ability to squeeze.
at least he uses a rubber glove...
...so it would be okay to do to you if I wore a rubber glove?...
the etiquette counts
now cough
now fart
Gzus... how the fuck can people allow for their assholes to get so brutalized.. it cant be worth it..
High, welcome to mucho. Get used to, noobie.
...looks like he's prepping for a up-coming cavity search...
be wel embarrasing for him if he gets a cavity search and whoevers doing it sees he has a total bucket lol.. can u imagine such a world
I watched this. Please run over me with a car.
"cmon baby make it hurt so good"
porn from like 1925"oh hunny use a fish skin... I dont want junior too soon!"
FlasherAhhhhhrggggggg!
Vulcan Death BJChris De Burghs first foray into pron.
Gert JonnysThey rock.
disco queenthere some disco fans in here tonight!
More Torture Galaxy1 of 5
Cute Schoolgirl PornLooks like she is trying to get better grades.
Neglected dog with a horrible infection If you cant take care of a pet why get a pet.
The Old Lightbulb in The Vagina TrickIt would have been better if it was one of the energy efficient lights.
Left BehindThe 80's? Have you seen them? Where did they go!?
Smoking hot GIRL gets pounded.Wow I was sold in the first 5 seconds..... and I still am.
so good she shits herselfI don't know how often this occurs....but thats nasty
Cunt Facethought this was amusing
Spunk'dYouv'e just been Spunk'd!
hangin fetish?now only if the guy had tripped and knocked himself out!how do u explain that...
She's got a short fuse!Anyone wanna light it?
Comments to Well Then...
It almost sounds like when someone guzzles a lot of water really fast. *GLURP GLURP*
ASSPUNCHER!!!
FAKE!
This is Mike Tyson's new training regime.
Good lord, was that a guy?
that was dik.
Has anyone told you recently that you're an exceptionally boring person?
go eat an oversized burger fatass.
Exceptional and very boring.
Says the obese bastard sitting in his mothers basement. Do you ever actually leave the house, or do you just sit inside all day.
was that directed towards me?
if it was your waaay off. there isnt a basement within 300 miles of me.
ill assume that was directed towards cockilove
So, it was directed at you. If there's no basement, I suspect you spend your time in a suitable substitute.
DAAAYYUM!!
It's kind of pointless to wear gloves if you're going to go past the wrist isn't it?
Well......if you need to find your keys in a hurry.
you try it without gloves snap.
speaking from experience jimi?
Im kind of drunkj, someone please say this isn't real because I can't see it XD
And should I be beating off to this?
depends what your fancy is
Well Yoshi, if you like man ass, mayonnaise and freestyle Amish butter churning, this is right up your alley.
Brings a whole new meaning to goatse
why oh why do the guys always take it forearm deep?When a chick can only get the head in before crying?
It's the ass end of the double standard.
LOL narco
Those gay doctors really give crazy prostate exams.
I think you'll find that wasn't a prostate exam mate..
I wonder what his farts sound like... probably like the breeze, not much contact left
Oh my
god
eyes.
ass.
prostate
indeed, all the above!
potential pink sock
virginity
gay
very
thats
damn this is....
well this is just fucking gross
how does the body do that shit ?
Maybe NotevenclosetoHank can answer. Rumor has it that he can make a fire hydrant disapear in his ass.
Well he's not going to have problems squeezing out a loaf.
He could shit out a fuckin' blue whale and never know...
yeah he would. his hoop is like 4 inches wide. a blue whale is like... 5 times that
I think he would have problems squeezing out a loaf.
It's very hard to squeeze out a loaf when you actually lack the ability to squeeze.
at least he uses a rubber glove...
...so it would be okay to do to you if I wore a rubber glove?...
the etiquette counts
now cough
now fart
Gzus... how the fuck can people allow for their assholes to get so brutalized.. it cant be worth it..
High, welcome to mucho. Get used to, noobie.
...looks like he's prepping for a up-coming cavity search...
be wel embarrasing for him if he gets a cavity search and whoevers doing it sees he has a total bucket lol.. can u imagine such a world
I watched this. Please run over me with a car.
"cmon baby make it hurt so good"