There's a difference between an "attack", and a "bite". People here, get bitten... The media hypes it up like crazy, but the truth is, the victims usually get a few stitches, go home a couple hours later and that's it... But I was really talking about the fishing situation down here.
i watched a guy in pensacola fight a marlin for 45 minutes, only to have it tire out and get eatin by a hammer head.... it pissed him off more when he looked over to see me laughin..
good times
have you thought maytbe the problem is its not just our planet, its the animals too, and back in africa if there was piranha in the water you gtfo or stop complaining
FLFisher.....i know what you are talking about. We go off shore here in Corpus all the time. I have had many of kings, snappers, and small amberjacks sliced in half from cudas. The cudas a also fun to catch on light tackle with wire leaders. We can eat them here unlike you in Florida but we dont like the taste much. I should post the pic of my 70lbs amberjack I caught this year.
The steelhead are running the rivers 62 miles North of here, back home, right now. Id like to buy a license and go fishin as well. Those things can get to be monsters
Steelhead have been known to kill Great Whites and end nations. I wouldnt let them hear you dis em like that if I were you. Unless you refer to a different fish called the same thing, then its ok
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
Comments to Whale bastards
Those whales looked hungry, those guys should have let them have the fish. Orcas eat bigger things then people.
Very profound.
It's better then "First".
Orcas aren't whales.
that's true...like dolphins they're actually fish
Orcas are a type of dolphin.
Therefore, they are snails.
Absolute rubbish Hank, you utter noob. Everyone knows that Orcas are bovine.
Yup, that's why they're black and white, they're Holsteins.
Obviously Mr Fugs has read a pre-order copy of the Mucho Bestiary.
I'm sick of all these puns on porpoise.
They're all very fishy
Apparently theyve got Claude up to the gills
Oh for Cod's sake! stop it.
TWAT?!
We have the same problem with barracudas and sharks here in FL.
yeah what is it 23 attacks in one year now?
I had the same problem once in the Keys. The reef sharks kept biting the Grouper in half as we caught them. We ended up with two all day long.
There's a difference between an "attack", and a "bite". People here, get bitten... The media hypes it up like crazy, but the truth is, the victims usually get a few stitches, go home a couple hours later and that's it... But I was really talking about the fishing situation down here.
i watched a guy in pensacola fight a marlin for 45 minutes, only to have it tire out and get eatin by a hammer head.... it pissed him off more when he looked over to see me laughin..
good times
have you thought maytbe the problem is its not just our planet, its the animals too, and back in africa if there was piranha in the water you gtfo or stop complaining
riiiiight
There aren't any piranha in Africa.
FLFisher.....i know what you are talking about. We go off shore here in Corpus all the time. I have had many of kings, snappers, and small amberjacks sliced in half from cudas. The cudas a also fun to catch on light tackle with wire leaders. We can eat them here unlike you in Florida but we dont like the taste much. I should post the pic of my 70lbs amberjack I caught this year.
Do they park the special bus on a pier, or something, and let you fish from it?
^shitty skid mark^
All those window lickers need a day out Hank. Special days for special people.
All that fight for such a small fish? What a bunch of Manginas. I mean plantshit does a betterjob.
you sumnamabish's!
Could you imagine catching a damn whale? What are the odds?
Obviously, pretty fucking good. All you need is a 50 pound salmon for the bait.
oh nevermind i spoke too soon these guy's are jackoffs.
I miss fishing in the ocean.
Come on down, Toolman. I know a guy... Mahi, Wahoo, and Kings all day long.
Now that sounds like fun.
Offshore was great here this year before Ike came....
You don't know how bad I'd like to get in my truck right now and head south. I could use a break, but my work isn't finished yet.
The steelhead are running the rivers 62 miles North of here, back home, right now. Id like to buy a license and go fishin as well. Those things can get to be monsters
Asphalt, I know you want to be cool and all, but Steelhead? Seriously? Sorry man, you just can't hang ;)
Steelhead have been known to kill Great Whites and end nations. I wouldnt let them hear you dis em like that if I were you. Unless you refer to a different fish called the same thing, then its ok
wouldnt want to be the fish but that would be awesome to see.
Yea, great post man. I was waiting to see some JAW's action
whales..nothing but trouble
Sure, they are also spoutin' off about something.
Whales,
Whales,
Bloody great fishes are whales.
jacque coustou once said "Je suis le salle de bain chapeau.." which means.. I hate whales .they are a terrible fish
Hmmm, does it really?
ya
French for Dummies..by dik
I always thought that it meant that he was shitting in his hat?
Looks like WA state.
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
huh...ok?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
i like it better when they live up to their name.