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Whale bastards

If he'd have just gone with the 6 ton test on his line, he'd have a cooler trophy to put on his wall

Whale bastards

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fishing,  crazy critters,  whale,  orca

Comments to Whale bastards

  • deepcow
    deepcow 2008-10-22T04:19:23Z says:

    Those whales looked hungry, those guys should have let them have the fish. Orcas eat bigger things then people.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-22T04:24:57Z says:

      Very profound.

    • deepcow
      deepcow 2008-10-22T09:51:50Z says:

      It's better then "First".

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-22T14:15:03Z says:

      Orcas aren't whales.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-22T14:17:24Z says:

      that's true...like dolphins they're actually fish

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-22T15:47:10Z says:

      Orcas are a type of dolphin.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-22T15:47:29Z says:

      Therefore, they are snails.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-22T18:16:02Z says:

      Absolute rubbish Hank, you utter noob. Everyone knows that Orcas are bovine.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-22T18:53:29Z says:

      Yup, that's why they're black and white, they're Holsteins.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-22T19:36:44Z says:

      Obviously Mr Fugs has read a pre-order copy of the Mucho Bestiary.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-10-22T21:55:15Z says:

      I'm sick of all these puns on porpoise.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-22T22:26:32Z says:

      They're all very fishy

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-22T23:12:05Z says:

      Apparently theyve got Claude up to the gills

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-10-23T18:36:34Z says:

      Oh for Cod's sake! stop it.

    • theforgotten
      theforgotten 2008-11-02T23:48:03Z says:

      TWAT?!

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-10-22T04:27:18Z says:

    We have the same problem with barracudas and sharks here in FL.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-10-22T04:48:11Z says:

      yeah what is it 23 attacks in one year now?

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-22T05:06:30Z says:

      I had the same problem once in the Keys. The reef sharks kept biting the Grouper in half as we caught them. We ended up with two all day long.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-22T05:09:50Z says:

      There's a difference between an "attack", and a "bite". People here, get bitten... The media hypes it up like crazy, but the truth is, the victims usually get a few stitches, go home a couple hours later and that's it... But I was really talking about the fishing situation down here.

    • BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle
      BiggerBadderBlackerTyrizzle4Shizzle 2008-10-22T05:11:15Z says:

      i watched a guy in pensacola fight a marlin for 45 minutes, only to have it tire out and get eatin by a hammer head.... it pissed him off more when he looked over to see me laughin..
      good times

    • TheWiddler
      TheWiddler 2008-10-22T05:30:18Z says:

      have you thought maytbe the problem is its not just our planet, its the animals too, and back in africa if there was piranha in the water you gtfo or stop complaining

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-22T13:47:07Z says:

      riiiiight

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-22T14:17:12Z says:

      There aren't any piranha in Africa.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-10-22T14:36:08Z says:

      FLFisher.....i know what you are talking about. We go off shore here in Corpus all the time. I have had many of kings, snappers, and small amberjacks sliced in half from cudas. The cudas a also fun to catch on light tackle with wire leaders. We can eat them here unlike you in Florida but we dont like the taste much. I should post the pic of my 70lbs amberjack I caught this year.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-22T15:49:41Z says:

      Do they park the special bus on a pier, or something, and let you fish from it?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-10-22T18:16:39Z says:

      ^shitty skid mark^

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-22T18:17:44Z says:

      All those window lickers need a day out Hank. Special days for special people.

  • PookNasty
    PookNasty 2008-10-22T04:56:55Z says:

    All that fight for such a small fish? What a bunch of Manginas. I mean plantshit does a betterjob.

  • SBD
    SBD 2008-10-22T05:00:30Z says:

    you sumnamabish's!

  • Asaclark
    Asaclark 2008-10-22T05:01:39Z says:

    Could you imagine catching a damn whale? What are the odds?

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-22T05:11:21Z says:

      Obviously, pretty fucking good. All you need is a 50 pound salmon for the bait.

  • Asaclark
    Asaclark 2008-10-22T05:03:06Z says:

    oh nevermind i spoke too soon these guy's are jackoffs.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-10-22T05:09:03Z says:

    I miss fishing in the ocean.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-22T05:13:43Z says:

      Come on down, Toolman. I know a guy... Mahi, Wahoo, and Kings all day long.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-10-22T08:12:14Z says:

      Now that sounds like fun.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-10-22T14:38:09Z says:

      Offshore was great here this year before Ike came....

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-10-22T15:21:09Z says:

      You don't know how bad I'd like to get in my truck right now and head south. I could use a break, but my work isn't finished yet.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-22T17:57:51Z says:

      The steelhead are running the rivers 62 miles North of here, back home, right now. Id like to buy a license and go fishin as well. Those things can get to be monsters

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-10-22T20:22:41Z says:

      Asphalt, I know you want to be cool and all, but Steelhead? Seriously? Sorry man, you just can't hang ;)

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-10-22T23:17:13Z says:

      Steelhead have been known to kill Great Whites and end nations. I wouldnt let them hear you dis em like that if I were you. Unless you refer to a different fish called the same thing, then its ok

  • mentalmarshmellow
    mentalmarshmellow 2008-10-22T08:20:15Z says:

    wouldnt want to be the fish but that would be awesome to see.

    • Dopey
      Dopey 2008-10-22T09:42:14Z says:

      Yea, great post man. I was waiting to see some JAW's action

  • dik
    dik 2008-10-22T13:48:07Z says:

    whales..nothing but trouble

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-10-22T14:19:42Z says:

      Sure, they are also spoutin' off about something.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-22T18:19:28Z says:

      Whales,
      Whales,
      Bloody great fishes are whales.

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-22T18:22:39Z says:

      jacque coustou once said "Je suis le salle de bain chapeau.." which means.. I hate whales .they are a terrible fish

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-10-22T18:29:54Z says:

      Hmmm, does it really?

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-22T18:32:58Z says:

      ya

    • dik
      dik 2008-10-22T18:33:30Z says:

      French for Dummies..by dik

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-10-22T19:37:31Z says:

      I always thought that it meant that he was shitting in his hat?

  • BlowBig
    BlowBig 2008-10-22T15:22:30Z says:

    Looks like WA state.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-10-22T21:59:08Z says:

    Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.

  • TheFlork
    TheFlork 2008-10-23T10:54:01Z says:

    i like it better when they live up to their name.

Asphalt
posted October 22, 2008

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