that opening is way to small for my dick. I once put my dick into the hole of a hot tub, the ones that have jets in them and it felt good at first then one night I DID IT again and it hurt really bad I think I did some damage to it, it felt like to water went into my dick, I guess I'll stick with fucking my wife instead.
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Someone here has to know wtf this is all about. Explain yourself.
It's a homemade fleshlight
Like this has never happened to anyone here. I got mine stuck in a shampoo bottle once. You guys are liars if you say you've never tried it.
I'm a liar.
I'm a liar
I'm a liar.
I'm a liar.
I'm a liar.
drr ba derp
I'm an honest man: I tried it. The opening was too small.
that opening is way to small for my dick. I once put my dick into the hole of a hot tub, the ones that have jets in them and it felt good at first then one night I DID IT again and it hurt really bad I think I did some damage to it, it felt like to water went into my dick, I guess I'll stick with fucking my wife instead.
*neighbor's dog
Diet Cock.
you go to the back!
hahaha
i guess its liek how you get a ship in a bottle
and just like the "ship in a bottle"....it wont come out in one piece :(
looks ouchie.
*sexy
it's the real thing baby!
its called va cum
guess he put it in soft then got hard
confapulations capten obvius =D
I don't like you Zora. How about you:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Stop commenting with your shit jokes and
3. Change your fucking avatar
4. commit suicide immediately
5. oh...
i don't think whatever it is speaks english
no me no speak englese sailor
Have a cock and a smile.
Looks like he misunderstood "Dick in a box"
*STFU
i hate when that happens...
noone flamed you cause you are the boss arround here you know...
I love yak.
...who the fuck is Alda?
That's what I was wondering.
The guy that played Hawkeye on M.A.S.H.
i ve been arround for quite sometime... like 5-6 years...
i was here waiting even before there was a site
guy must have a pretty small cock to get that in there, hell he could have at least used a 1 liter bottle not a 20 oz haha
The 1 liter would've made it look smaller
The opening is the same size on both, isn't it?
Can't you like rip a blood vessel in your cock for doing that? =/ I guess he wants erectile dysfunction.
I've tried this before, and soft or not, it just DOES NOT fit. That must be a *helluva* vacum.
just out of curiosity, why exactly did you decide to try to fuck a bottle?
it was there...
because his mom wasn't home and his sister was on the rag. His options were limited.
the vacuum was being repaired
perfect
Looks tighter then a 10 year old, and don't need to worry about getting her pregnant.
*him
Shit...from the thumbnail I thought is was a thumb.
Somebody hasn't thought this through properly..
Fries!
oh ive thought it through
i like this a lot
i would have used the wider necked coke bottle