hockeybritt < any other female noobs on MS...
"yes, it's meee!" yeaah...right...
...post Real Tits
...shut up for a few weeks
...listen to us diss your lame-ass tits for awhile...
then check back in, like, in June...
(the possum version of "show us your tits")
I considered creating a faux-profile as some random bitch, just for fun, but then realized I lacked the chattiness, self obsession, and undying drive to be accepted to make it believable..
good god people, if I was going to post a fake picture wouldn't I would atleast get some tits in the pic and bypass hearing I'm worthless until I take my shirt off and etch mucho on my collarbone with a razor.
I really hate all the new girls. What happened to like starr, SMC, Hare, hell even like vicsin and snap. Girls that actually submitted and were for the most part witty and of age. Did youtube have a member sale?
I'm assuming you're America, 'cause lets face it, most people on here are. I know that 'britt' is quite possibly your name, but you said "3 grand" & grand is chiefly a British term for thousand which means it is also possible you're British & 'britt' is not in fact your name, but your nationality.
So, erm, basically, what I want to know is, what is it?
typing someones alias into a search engine... and then changing the br to an en to go from portuguese to english wasn't really hard to do...
finding someone like her, considering she is on pretty much every fucking dating site and social network site ever made isn't very difficult :P..
um... you said you would know more if you spoke spanish... fyi its portuguese.. because okcupid has various translations br.okcupid = brazil.. en.okcupid = english.. see how that works now? :P
and don't brag about being that retarded.. if you can't set up a myspace account you probably shouldn't be allowed to use the internet at all...
thats like as bad as my mother for christ sake.. and she is 60....
I don't really consider being "the worlds worst internet stalker" an insult, by the way. I prefer to do my stalking up close and personal. Hense the restraining orders.
hockeybritt, are you trying to insult members of mucho when you in fact are signed up to every dating and social networking site in the entire world?
kettle.. meet pot..
I bet you spend as much time signing your worthless ass up to dating sites as we do on Mucho. Well I doubt you spend more time than dik does, but you get my point.
Absolutely not. Since the time you spent on Mucho has obviously brought more results than the time she has spent on dating sites, I'd say you did quite well for yourself.
Also, I have nothing against britt welcome to mucho. I won't be a creeper any more, and as a token of making it even, have fun seeing what you can find out
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22drumrave%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Hey Oranje, go fuck yourself. Oh, you don't like when I type out my comment count? Why am I supposed to give a fuck what you like? If you don't like go fuck yourself with a dumbbell, you whiney little bitch.
Mako? I never realised you were such a faggot.
And you are all pretty pathetic circling around this hockeybritt like starving vultures. I'm gonna talk like planty now. You must have not gurlfrend who like suck cock too nice,so u is try to make this girls see if can she suck. If yous guys here has womens, theys must be fat uglys ones, which gives you no sexes.
I never said it was something he would say, but it's the 'way' he talks, when he's trying to act like he can't talk in correct E£nglish sentences.
Anyway, fuck you yak.
Now everyone talk shit about Cruelfag for the next ten days. I bet he will have an aneurysm at the computer not being able to write paragraph responses.
There isn't really any sort of boundary with yak. Sometimes you can get away with murder and other times all you have to do is mention his name. Can be funny, unless I happen to be the recipient of the ban hammer.
& Cruel, did you not read the fucking thread? We weren't exactly flirting with her. I'm surprised she didn't leave.
Lucidity, settle down
I understand you're angry..
If I was the most popular whore on the site and I thought some bitch was gunna come in and steal my slut thunder I'd be a bit angry too..but dont worry baby, I'm sure you'll always be their number one. My tits aren't coming out.
Comments to What a Creeper
Rubbing her daughters titties, Fap Fap Fap
That's what I do.
Robert Duvall is one lucky bastard.
lol
Deleted scene from Days of Thunder ?
i love the porn production methodology where they can just waste the talent of that sleeping sauce pot on the near bed.where's the rest of this
Yes, where the rest of this please, Or the name of it. I just gotta see the sleeping chick in some action.
The sleeping girl is Zara White, I think.
Thanks
damn thanks mako
Someone should post that scene from Revenge of the Nerds where Booger is asking to bush. We've got bush. We've got bush. Gnomesayin'
See. See bush. lol
Aside from the goofy music and crazy words, this was fantastic!
Sleep sucking.
I wonder why it made her rub the other one. But then, who am I to ask why.
haha chicks are hot, but this guy is one creepy motherfucker
Is that Donald Duck getting off in the background?
Is that really you in your avatar? If so, I would very much like to recieve oral from you.
...or even just a spanking...
haha I bet someone wanted this to be seen as "Disney porn"
Yes, it is me
I would like very much to eat her bearded clam.
u know no one is going to believe that it is acutally you... only way to prove it is to post a pic (has to be topless) with a MS sign...
Bottomless would work also.
Nah, I don't need to prove myself. If anything, I have a facebook
Link please.
useless.
LMAO^
hockeybritt < any other female noobs on MS...
"yes, it's meee!" yeaah...right...
...post Real Tits
...shut up for a few weeks
...listen to us diss your lame-ass tits for awhile...
then check back in, like, in June...
(the possum version of "show us your tits")
We're forgetting something here:
TITS OR GTFO.
oh yeah
thanks mako
Anytime. Gotta stay focused lol.
no thanks
I considered creating a faux-profile as some random bitch, just for fun, but then realized I lacked the chattiness, self obsession, and undying drive to be accepted to make it believable..
Godspeed honey.
good god people, if I was going to post a fake picture wouldn't I would atleast get some tits in the pic and bypass hearing I'm worthless until I take my shirt off and etch mucho on my collarbone with a razor.
It's fucking real
We can't be too careful around here.
For that rant, I think you shall get the full mucho greeting:
"Hi, welcome to mucho. Fuck you, make with the tits or get the fuck out. (1)"
Works cited
(1) Balls_Malone et al. "The proper application of the full mucho greeting" muchosucko.com. 2005.
lmao fuckers
Ive got Facebook
well hey why don't you give her a "shoutout"
facebook wankers
thats uncalled for. i have lots of friends on Facebook
But none in real life.
Why do we hate this one?
we don't know yet
I really hate all the new girls. What happened to like starr, SMC, Hare, hell even like vicsin and snap. Girls that actually submitted and were for the most part witty and of age. Did youtube have a member sale?
Copied and pasted from an old thread I accidental posted it under. My bad.
Because she's a lying cunt. Show us your tits blondie.
That's ok, princess....can I copy and paste you?
I don't even know what your asking of me. Awww fuck, why not?
I am 19 and as far as not being "witty" i have barely said anything on here
I'm assuming you're America, 'cause lets face it, most people on here are. I know that 'britt' is quite possibly your name, but you said "3 grand" & grand is chiefly a British term for thousand which means it is also possible you're British & 'britt' is not in fact your name, but your nationality.
So, erm, basically, what I want to know is, what is it?
She's an American she isn't hard to find. I half assed cyber stalked her last night. I could tell you more but I don't speak Spanish.
I sent her a message she responded and we are now looking for a transexual midget and a pony to begin filming her porno debut.
Sweet
Pity she is American though. I could have possibly began to like her.
I'll let you have the pony when we're done with it.
I'm American, and God Damnit Irish I told you I didn't want the fuckin midget....unless it's in a banana costume
i'm not surprised irish is already stalking her, afterall her face looks just like ohsnaps.
perhaps they can become online boyfriend and girlfriend and he can "cheat" on snaps with her.
how long does it take for him to beg her for naked pictures and to turn on her when she doesn't give them you guys figure?
why the hell are you using dating sites anyway hockeybritt ;/
you are 19 and you play a primarily male watched sport... surely you don't need help finding a guy...
wtf brings people like this to my fucking site...
Seems I have some competition in the stalking game. I'll let you have her, yak. I only have eyes for Snap.
*britt, call me*
I don't think she is dumb enough to fall for Irish's bullshit.
and irish... you are the worlds worst internet stalker.
If she is, then I really am going to have to take the piss.
For the record, I never turned on anyone for not giving me naked pictures.
typing someones alias into a search engine... and then changing the br to an en to go from portuguese to english wasn't really hard to do...
finding someone like her, considering she is on pretty much every fucking dating site and social network site ever made isn't very difficult :P..
Why would he want naked pics of her when he's gay?
oranje never underestimate how desperate a person who signs up to like 300 dating sites is...
I fucking said, "she isn't hard to find", that was my whole point. I have no internet skills. If I could find her then anyone can.
"br to an en" I have no idea what that means.
I can pretty much check my email, go to Mucho, and find porn. Hell, I even had to get Snap to make my Myspace page for me.
um... you said you would know more if you spoke spanish... fyi its portuguese.. because okcupid has various translations br.okcupid = brazil.. en.okcupid = english.. see how that works now? :P
and don't brag about being that retarded.. if you can't set up a myspace account you probably shouldn't be allowed to use the internet at all...
thats like as bad as my mother for christ sake.. and she is 60....
I don't really consider being "the worlds worst internet stalker" an insult, by the way. I prefer to do my stalking up close and personal. Hense the restraining orders.
we should change TITS OR GTFO to READ MY BLOG OR GTFO, read my blog everyday and HockeyBitch will post her tits
In my defense, I never even tried, I just assumed it would be difficult.
All these dating sites? Really?
Come on Britt, admit it, you are in fact fat.
I wouldn't know Portugese from Spanish in print. The only exposure I've had to Portugese is having it yelled at me during practice and tournaments.
Lmao, I love how you talk about me like im worthless when your social life consists of mucho commenting
I think this is going to speed up her exit from here.
The words, "I'm not leaving anytime soon", have no, I repeat NO meaning on Mucho.
http://fr.okcupid.com/profile/hockeybritt/pictures/
...oops!
Mucho is much better than TV, which is really just a good source of light and sound for the corner of a room.
I live in a town of 923, not many way to meet people here in butt fuck minnesota
hockeybritt, are you trying to insult members of mucho when you in fact are signed up to every dating and social networking site in the entire world?
kettle.. meet pot..
Puck me....what a palaver
Wow.. the formula of this equation is surprisingly consistent and accurate...
hockeybritt... you are treading where hundreds of mucho girls have before... the results seem to always be the same....
haha 'plaver'
Nice one granddad!
A bunch of blokes get all "friendly" and scare them off?
Meh, we've all done worse Oranje. You more than most.
words like palaver have no place on here!!!
i'm an international player/pimp
Fancy a Werthers Original you young whippersnapper?
also fuck your gay town hockypuck
Who said there entire social life consisted of Mucho?
I bet you spend as much time signing your worthless ass up to dating sites as we do on Mucho. Well I doubt you spend more time than dik does, but you get my point.
No...Don't fuck Minnesota, fuck you. Just because you live in a tiny fucking meth town you stupid cunt. Minnesota is fucking awesome.
Haha I totally only saw the line that said fuck Minnesota....I neglected to see the butt. I don't take back my comment.
I bet sodomy is a lot more fun in a town like that though....
Palaver, palaver, palaver
are you giving me constructive criticism on how to spend time irish?
hockeyCore.
Facebook is like a free dating site
Did i mention that i have Facebook
Absolutely not. Since the time you spent on Mucho has obviously brought more results than the time she has spent on dating sites, I'd say you did quite well for yourself.
so are you guys trying to say mucho > dating sites?
In dik's case, yeah.
Hell, in espada's case too, for that matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZL1d_CjAqE she quite the goalie
I do know a guy who joined a dating site & it still shagging 40 years old womrn on a bi-monthly basis.
How much luck you had on the dating site scene Brittany?
drumrave is a scary motherfucker.
http://www.minnesotacrunch.com/team_photos.htm she's #24
Isn't this ironic that all this came up on a vid called creeper?
Dang... girl holds her own on the ice... she'd prob cross-check you fuckers right the fuck out...
It looks like she knows how to keep her legs together.....damn
I'm sure there are plenty of young girls who would agree with you about drum, Irish.
This thread is just pure pwnage.
Holds her own against other girls.
I also found my facebook page
and her myspace, it's too easy when she uses the same name for everything
Your own? Congratulations.
I've played a lot of hockey in my day... the girl has skills....
Aside from all of this asinine commentary, I'd say the girl is alright....
pretty hard to find your own facebook page ;/
I don't play hockey, so I'll take your word for it.
oops I meant hers lol
She says she feeling cynical on myspace. I doubt she knows what that even means
You hockey player gotta stick together, huh Jerk?
Nice pun oranje...
This is definitely beyong creepy..
Welcome to the jungle, baby.
Welcome to Mucho!
Still here..
Just so you know, I'm looking for something that will take this beyond creepy, in the meantime
"HOCKEYBRITT - Perfect date. dinner and a hockey game"
"I'm definetely a big goofball i like to play around and joke alot i know when to be serious and im a very compassionate and caring person"
drums is in full stalk mode I see...
http://tinyurl.com/axc6by
that's where you went to high school
According to your myspace you're a hockey/sex god
and your b-day is october 11th
Careful, drum, remember why Jeff got banned.
Yep, it's drums default mode. I guess he wont go into hiding if this one bites back
drum reminds me of that kid in school that was funny but used to get his ass kicked because he never knew when to quit.
Yeah.. settle down there drums... did she even insult you?
wow.. so everyone isn't quite as creepy as drumrave?
I'd like to see some nudies of these chick. Drum get to work. If you can do it, I'll tell you how to make line
breaks.
I won't keep going but I found out where her mom lives and some other stuffs...
I have yet to personally insult anyone.. I wouldn't still be here if I didn't have some interest in all you wierdos
Hey Britt as this place is like a free online dating site ive got some space for you in my diary.
You wont find out the secret of the
break
Hank, I already figured out
how to do line breaks
It's really quite simple and just took a little bit of thought
I'm reading her blogs on myspace, it's more interesting then plantshit's blog
drumrave is going to get murdered for sure..it's only a matter of time
Sooner the better.
I'm assuming drumrave is typically "that guy"
Drum doesn't know how to line break?
Seriously?
Its like the 'b' in the abc's of Mucho.
hahahaha, I hope not!
Also, I have nothing against britt welcome to mucho. I won't be a creeper any more, and as a token of making it even, have fun seeing what you can find out
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22drumrave%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Hi, Britt. My name is Hank. I have 23,545 comments. Wanna fuck?
thats the worst chatup line ever
I'm about to see if I can figure out one of my professor's passwords to change the links on his power point so I can rick roll the class!
Just remember who pulled back on his leash right before it got ugly.
College nerds gone wild!
Wow... its like a paradigm shift in pwnge on this thread.. hunter becomes hunted??
And yes.. I know.. paradigm is the most commonly misused word in the English language...
whatcha talkin bout jerk?
Hiya Britt. I have an MG ZT-T , wanna go for a 'ride' ?
Well.. it seemed for a sec, that she truly didn't care that you stole her identity.. and started calmly dissing you....
didn't steal it but I see what your talking about
You'll have to put the life-size doll in the back then, won't you?
as far as creepy people go on mucho, drumrave is for sure one of them.
just making a name for myself yak
Hiya britt, I have nothing against anal fisting as long as I am not on the receiving end. Wanna hang out sometime I live like 4 hours from you.
Let's not kid ourselves though guys... we're all just as sick and depraved...
You're bound to come across those guys in life, I just prefer to catch them in that point in time when they're getting their asses kicked..
Typical, if you want a nice, secluded venue for a 'meeting' with britt, I think I may have the perfect place...
Hiya Typical. My offer to give you a good fanny pounding still stands (fanny meaning vagina here in England)
Although i am willing to try trap No2
This thread got out of hand. All I wanted was for her to fellate me.
Hank, shut the fuck up about your comment count.
You've posted it up like 20 times for fuck sake. It is obvious you typing shit out for the sake of it just to further increase you total. Sad git.
Let's get some girl on girl action going, Typical and HockeyBitch. Video tape it. 4 hours away from the Mucho Hall of Fame.
Typical, if you take up Fugs offer, say hi to Nurse for me. Cheers!
hockeybritt is a peach....
Fugs - If nurse is there I am game.
Hank - Only if she lets me anally fist her so I can see tears.
Cheeky - Of course!
I see what I have gotten myself into..
I like it..
I would like to high stick you.
Nurse?
oops, I knew I was supposed to go back down there for some reason...
urkel i believe the proper term is "put it in your 5 hole"
You've killed Nurse! You Bastard!
Only if we can cuddle after..
As drumrave pointed out.. I do have a soft side :)
britt britt britt... you are now deleting your dating site accounts? sup with that...
don't tell me you have already cracked under a "stage 1 muchoing"
If that's true she ain't gonna last long. Not to mention if she complied to tits or GTFO the criticism might cause a suicide....(tape it.)
And so it begins.
Fucking guttersluts.
hockeybritt looks like my first love , she loved to cuddle too *sniff* *sniff*
Woa... I think I'm losing my lucidity... they're all coming out of the woodwork to witness the "initiation"... Hehehe...
Really?
I mean REALLLY?
*gag*
loserxlucidity has no place to talk in this thread... calling her a gutterslut? c'mon... get real... we know who the real gutterslut is here
yak just check out the cached site, it'll be there forever. That's how I was able to see her blogs on myspace
drumrave you mistake me for someone who actually cares anything about this person.
*cough*
I said "gutterslutSSSS" as in more then one as in not her but the lovely gentlemen.
I would never call the kettle black....
She probably had about 20 accounts at least. She has to forget about at least one
not sure why she really cares... you guys are pretty much harmless..
If hockeybritt gets out her tits we can make lucidity redundant, more redundant.
Then the only person whop will talk to her will be me, making me the alpha maleCore.
Honestly, I'm wanting her to become the new MS whore...It'll free up some time in my day.
Internet fight=every other girl on here would win
Hockey fight= I would win
Fist fight (their first up my ass)= we all win
My fist?
lucidity???????????
She's ok in my book.
And my penis is HUGE.
why don't you like meeeee
The MS whore Lucidity...? Don't give yourself that much credit.
Drumrave is one creepy sombitch though I'll give you that.
guess we need to find out if britt's had sex with 13+ people then, eh?
This more visceral side of Typical is hilarious.
I like her. My opinion doesn't matter to you all but..we don't say Balls gtfo now do we?
All of you are whores.
Lol.. gross dude.. I would never come back if that was an unspoken Mucho law....
I bet britt has a bangin' ass though.. with all that goaltendin'...
No, Shanny. Nor do we say "cunt or GTFO". If you show you me your chest, I'd be happy to show you mine.
Oranje is a cunt and should GTFO.
That wasn't very nice, now was it, James.
Shanny, there has been the rare male nudity from a muchoer.
Oranje, no, it wasn't.
I'll show my balls. I'm a team player like that.
Hey Oranje, go fuck yourself. Oh, you don't like when I type out my comment count? Why am I supposed to give a fuck what you like? If you don't like go fuck yourself with a dumbbell, you whiney little bitch.
Comment Count: 23,553.
I could have said cock picture i was just saying balls. how bout gouch lol
Tits for balls is a fair trade, I feel...I just don't think anyone wants to 300 pics of balls on this site...especially yak.
*to see
Mako? I never realised you were such a faggot.
And you are all pretty pathetic circling around this hockeybritt like starving vultures. I'm gonna talk like planty now. You must have not gurlfrend who like suck cock too nice,so u is try to make this girls see if can she suck. If yous guys here has womens, theys must be fat uglys ones, which gives you no sexes.
that was nothing like something plantshit would say.. what the fuck are you talking about.
I never said it was something he would say, but it's the 'way' he talks, when he's trying to act like he can't talk in correct E£nglish sentences.
Anyway, fuck you yak.
Wow! That typo was totally unintended, but great. You disagree?
no i just banned you.
come back in 10 days ... or not :P
Expires at: Sun Jan 25 04:35:00 -0500 2009
Hahaha!
Bout damn time...Besides Mako is a shark....what else would he do besides circle around his prey (I have no clue if sharks actually do that.)
Now everyone talk shit about Cruelfag for the next ten days. I bet he will have an aneurysm at the computer not being able to write paragraph responses.
There isn't really any sort of boundary with yak. Sometimes you can get away with murder and other times all you have to do is mention his name. Can be funny, unless I happen to be the recipient of the ban hammer.
& Cruel, did you not read the fucking thread? We weren't exactly flirting with her. I'm surprised she didn't leave.
^Comment Count: 7415
You're the only one of us who is sad enough to a fuck.
Yours is 80% of tiresome spammy comments from arguing with noobs, anyway.
*give a fuck
I'm at 12439.
Ya see, Orang, Irish finds enough time between trips to the gym to make a few comments. Why can't you? You are really underperforming.
Plus, you are a whinging, mincing twit.
A noncing pansy even.
I don't need to comment like you. I can put in one comment what would take you 3.
:)
no
you
can't
Yes I can
nope
I
certainly
can
give
it
a
go
12 thousand comments? Jeez. I don't think i have commented that much on my 5 years on Gayspace
12491 to be exact.
Since you asked.
oops, 12493.
For as much shit I talk I have very few comments
4239 now
Drum doesn't know how to line break?
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />Seriously?
l
o
l
the hobbit
fails
and no
I don't know how to make a line break
*facepalm*
I am new here, but I will put it out there that I do fucking hate drumrave (though no one cares)
shut up, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips
Yes Typical, they actually do that. Welcome to Mucho, britt.
It's Helen...fucking dipshit.
Honestly, Drummie gets better...Once you see his tits everything seems so much better in the world.
P.S. That wasn't a insult Drum.
I love ya.
Lucidity, settle down
I understand you're angry..
If I was the most popular whore on the site and I thought some bitch was gunna come in and steal my slut thunder I'd be a bit angry too..but dont worry baby, I'm sure you'll always be their number one. My tits aren't coming out.
you're a guy
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Go Britt.
Noone here likes Lucid, she is a stupid whore. She isn't our favourite anything.
Shanny is just a dumb tart too. So fat Britt, all we know about you is that you enjoy dating.
hockeybritt, most people hate me on the internets, but give it time and I'll grow on you I'm harmless, I swear just look at this face
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/d_to_the_rumrave-40457/search
So far*
I take back what i said about hockkybrit , she is clearly not a peach but a prune
Weird way of getting some, but whatever works...
Ha Ha the audio is hilarious they fuckin sound like jawas. i don't know if that sounds like it for you guys but it does for me.
Ha ha. You sound like a faggot.
for anyone interested here is the original. I dont know why the sound is like it is on here, but it is different in the orig.
oops forgot the link:
http://video.xnxx.com/video92252/older_man_fuck_sleeping_girls
we dont have failures on here
Just you.
Surely there's more
And you.
Now, play nice Hanky
You mean, "Nice play, Hanky."
No....no I don't
Yes....yes, you do!
Now stfu.
No I don't. Deal with it you fuck
HankChinaski - spreading spam across the world like it's WWII again.
I thought that was what girls called you - "Something Posing As Meat".
Yes, you do. Fuck you, deal with it.
Sorry is this a 10 minute argument or the full half hour? Oh, and fuck you!
hot bitches
Great tits...