What A Pair Of Beauties
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i'd hit em both. NOT with a truck. with my penis.
i hope your penis is as big as a truck then.
Botox gone bad
Clown and Clowner
the one on the left is still salvagable... the right one looks like a dude with fishlips
Brooke Hogan?
Nope...Hilton and Spears in 5 years
I haven't been this disturbed in many weeks. This is just disgusting.
then how do you manage shaving every morning without a mirror tiberius?
????? what? dik, translate.
er ist sprechen meinen sprache?
No, not to German, to dumbass. dik is like C3PO....
he's like a shiny, gay android always running after a dildo-shaped,beeping can and acting like a pussy?
basically
Hey, I manage to shave every morning without a mirror.
your ass doesn't count, smerf.
with a blade
With his nipples
With moobs like his, I bet he can reach his face with his nipples.
That chick on the right needs to wear more camouflage, and then go stand out in the woods where I can't see her.
i don't think the one on the right is breathing, or even real for that matter.
lol, both of you.
well.. theyre ugly fuckers but the one on the left isnt that bad.. id cuk the smile off her
cuk?
I think he meant cuff.
cuk... an combination of thw words cuntfuck hahaha nice save!
The one on the left looks like that chick who used to be on the Price is Right years ago, the right one... well, uh, I was thinking an accident at the mannequin factory?
its sad they think they look good
Well, wash the makeup off the one on the left and she might be salvageable. Her eyes look really fucked up, though.
Somebody handed them microphones?
that one on the right.... *fapfapfapfapfapfap*
De gustibus non disputandem est....
Ja, dast ist gut ja........ The only German I know comes from porn.
Oh, come on this is mucho, surely you must've heard "Essen mein scheisse" mentioned a few times.
that's from southpark, manny..
pussy as pussy, where that muchosucko spirit guys?
pussymeat as pussymeat.
pussys in a stack.
Stunning !
it looks like a barbie with a molten face.
the one on the left is alright, though way too much make-up.
alright?! i would rather have to fap to 2girls1cup 20 times than to ever have to see that thing again.
I already fapped to it 30 times and I still have to see this.
yes, well that's what most people with shitfetishes would want.
Someone needs to show that thing on the right how to apply lipstick correctly
i hope they die. id rather fuck oprah
i'd rather fuck the one on the left than oprah :S
lol, elchris has a thing for oprah! everyone, spread the news!!
take off that hidious mask
what are my eyes seeing x.x two examples of plastic surgery gone dreadfully wrong?
left one makes me laugh, right one is just fucking disgusting
Light is not their friend.
for some reason i dont think the one on the right is actually smiling, i just think its face is stuck that way from over-inflation
one on the left isn't TOO bad just yet. But the one on the right I couldn't fuck quite simply because she reminds me of Melanie Griffiths.
Comments to What A Pair Of Beauties
i'd hit em both.
NOT with a truck.
with my penis.
i hope your penis is as big as a truck then.
Botox gone bad
Clown and Clowner
the one on the left is still salvagable... the right one looks like a dude with fishlips
Brooke Hogan?
Nope...Hilton and Spears in 5 years
I haven't been this disturbed in many weeks. This is just disgusting.
then how do you manage shaving every morning without a mirror tiberius?
????? what?
dik, translate.
er ist sprechen meinen sprache?
No, not to German, to dumbass. dik is like C3PO....
he's like a shiny, gay android always running after a dildo-shaped,beeping can and acting like a pussy?
basically
Hey, I manage to shave every morning without a mirror.
your ass doesn't count, smerf.
with a blade
With his nipples
With moobs like his, I bet he can reach his face with his nipples.
That chick on the right needs to wear more camouflage, and then go stand out in the woods where I can't see her.
i don't think the one on the right is breathing, or even real for that matter.
lol, both of you.
well.. theyre ugly fuckers but the one on the left isnt that bad.. id cuk the smile off her
cuk?
I think he meant cuff.
cuk... an combination of thw words cuntfuck hahaha nice save!
The one on the left looks like that chick who used to be on the Price is Right years ago, the right one... well, uh, I was thinking an accident at the mannequin factory?
its sad they think they look good
Well, wash the makeup off the one on the left and she might be salvageable. Her eyes look really fucked up, though.
Somebody handed them microphones?
that one on the right.... *fapfapfapfapfapfap*
De gustibus non disputandem est....
Ja, dast ist gut ja........
The only German I know comes from porn.
Oh, come on this is mucho, surely you must've heard "Essen mein scheisse" mentioned a few times.
that's from southpark, manny..
pussy as pussy, where that muchosucko spirit guys?
pussymeat as pussymeat.
pussys in a stack.
Stunning !
it looks like a barbie with a molten face.
the one on the left is alright, though way too much make-up.
alright?!
i would rather have to fap to 2girls1cup 20 times than to ever have to see that thing again.
I already fapped to it 30 times and I still have to see this.
yes, well that's what most people with shitfetishes would want.
Someone needs to show that thing on the right how to apply lipstick correctly
i hope they die. id rather fuck oprah
i'd rather fuck the one on the left than oprah :S
lol, elchris has a thing for oprah!
everyone, spread the news!!
take off that hidious mask
what are my eyes seeing x.x two examples of plastic surgery gone dreadfully wrong?
left one makes me laugh, right one is just fucking disgusting
Light is not their friend.
for some reason i dont think the one on the right is actually smiling, i just think its face is stuck that way from over-inflation
one on the left isn't TOO bad just yet. But the one on the right I couldn't fuck quite simply because she reminds me of Melanie Griffiths.