What do you want for Christmas ?
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Comments to What do you want for Christmas ?
My japseye torn
I want that LOL
then it goes haywire and punches his fat gut...
Why spend $29.99 on this when Wario's mother does this for free?
Is she as funny as her son?? Hee hee, till it goes haywire and punches his fat gut. Hahah!!!
yeah, she's as funny as a burnt corpse can be...
reality does suck, does it not, wario/
How burnt we talking here? A little crispy? Or is the whole vagina ruined?
Looks like a sewing machine. If I wanted something to mend my pants and jerk me off, I'd get a woman.
Hahaha!
It's funny because it's true.
Hey trout, when your boyfriend rips your pants in a hurry, how does a gay guy like you mend it then?
Pretty sure gay guys can mend their own pants. Don't be such a faggot.
jqh=gay for trout. Seeing him comment after Trout on every post is almost as bad as fries always commenting after hank
If it has a finger underneath to tickle my asshole, I am buying that.
lol
I'll forward this video to my grandmother and maybe I won't get another fucking sweater this year.
Don't lie, your grandmother always gives you head at christmas.
What all the Muchoers want for X-mas.
Because wanking is hard
It leaves both hands free for a drink and a smoke, I'm sold.
excellent point
Smoking is fucking stupid. Who still does that?
if you don't smoke you are a loser
ya
Smoking is awesome, all the 13 year old kids do it.
And I like hanging around with the 13 year olds...
Of course you do, according to a study I saw. People are most comfortable around others with a similar level of mental aptitude.
Zing!
I guess you're pretty comfortable on mucho then.
Whammy.
^ self pwn3d!
I was going to add a *Insert mucho membership joke here* line, but I though "Naaaah, he wont".
Shit, now half of mucho members will never leave their parents basement again.
What's this 'again' shit?
I'm 22 & I've not lived with my parents for 3 years.
*4
I haven't lived with mine for 13 years. I did spend the night at Oranje's mothers house once.
whammy
...oh wait. Nob!
^^rish, was that night like, a few months shy of 23 years ago?
I took off when I was about because my dad was an abusive prick. The years passed slowly by, I thought about him every day. What would I do if we passed on the street, would I keep running away?
We'd have to sit down and talk it over, and that would mean going back. I rang that bell with my heart in my mouth, I had to hear what he'd say.
He sat me down to talk to me, He looked me straight in the eye. He said "You're no son, you're no son of mine."
Turns out he was right. I dunno why the fuck I went to Phil Collin's house.
Funny
Wanko, you interposter!
(OK, maybe I could have refreshed)
I don't know, Wanko's post was pretty funny...
better than mine
True, but his wasn't there when I typed that response to possum
Well how fucking long did it take you to write "Funny"?
^also funny
No, possum, go look at his picture. There is no way an ugly little bastard like him is mine.
The page was open for a while before I evennread his comment, clearly. I can't remember exactly ('cause I don't care that much) but I was probably playing poker or something. Im never solely on Mucho.
I'm usually looking at myfriendshotmom.com while I'm on Mucho.
sorry for being a dumbass, but his picture is where?
...ps - do you have one, to compare?
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/your_turn_chubby_-22323/search
& no, he doesn't. He is a cowardly fucker who wants to keep telling people he is handsome. If he actually grows a pair & posts a pic, he will no longer be able to do that.
http://www.seducedbyacougarpage.com/upg/SBACPV/fhgs/161.337/?7153
Thats a good site too.
okay, saw your pic OJ...a little less hideous than i was led to beleive...now where's dad's pic?
When you gonna man up & post a pic Irish?
tried your site rish - did not compute
Irish, the first page you mentioned was horrid & they were both pay sites. Are you really dumb enough to pay for porn? Surly not.
You look at the free previews.
The fuck are you talking about, didn't compute?
i mean i fucked up typing the url, then just decided it wasnt worth it
..and now oranj is telling me it's "horrid"...what's a poor marsupial to beleive?
Typing? Copy & paste, fuck stick
lol Irish, try jj.am you'll like that, ya big perv!
Rish are you bit confused , read it again , the point willl bcome clear .
isnt that the place drums keeps hyping?
*shrugs*
That fat cunt barely registers on my radar. I'll purposely miss a lot of what he says.
"copy and paste" is a communist plot
but oranje i wished you liked me, I was only kidding about all the times I called you dumb
jj.am is awesome for some underage teens
btw possum you Viks look pretty good tonight
heya drums!
yeah, the vikes and AP look okay right now...but there's still 8 minutes left - lotsa time for us to Fuck It Up
haha OK, no more fat comments.
That is, until I feel slighted again & feel vengeful, of course.
Yeah I think the game is about over now and Oranje that's good to know you dumby :P
good ol' vikes...will now make it to the playoffs, losing in the first round to Whoever...
you have to remember drums, that by mucho standards i am a decrepit old fuck...i can actually remember all 4 of the vikings Superbowl losses...not to mention all of the playoff meltdowns...
drum, post the link to those girls in the green bodypaint again. That was good stuff. For the record, MILF porn rocks.
Yeah, drumrave, the green body paint girls have helped me through many a lonely night on jj.am......
are you talking about those florescent teens?...
...suddenly i dont feel quite so decrepit...
For you, 1rish1...
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=89054
is that link for possum, too?
signed,
Muffin man
Word.
possum likes
Thank you, sir. That one chick with the large boobs who looks like she may actually be of age is smokin.
I'm partial to the little blond one, myself...
http://www.kawaii15.com/community/
http://www.u15japanesejunioridol.net/
Japanese junior idols.
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=106297 check that shit out, it even puts their age
Very nice! A+
http://imagefap.com/ here's another good site for images
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=83609
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=85091 page three she's giving head
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=86915
http://imagefap.com/gallery/1420037 she has to be underage
someone needs to show me the code to do the breaks so it isn't all bunched
btw 1rish i woulda gotten it but my internet died a few hours ago
fuckin awesome! with that thing i wont have to sit on my hand until it falls asleep so it feels like someone else is doing it...
damn you got to be really lazy if you can't jerk yourself off. LOL
dragoness, could you please talk some sense into shanny and lucidity?...even your drunken ren-fair photo was enough to satisfy us for a while...
I think we scared those two away. :(
*Insert Japanese penis joke here*