Maybe they don't have DVD players there, and the ending of Dead Alive was passed on from generation to generation. And... well, somehow ended up with an additional hungry vagina.
I was contemplating the cosmos the other day, and came to the realization that when I was a kid, if you didnt see a movie at the theater, you didnt see it at all. No VHS or DVD, no cell phones....
Drive-ins. Last House on the Left, Ultraman, Boxcar Bertha, the list could go on forever. We used to sneak into all the R rated movies that way, only had to walk a couple hundred yards through a cornfield to get to the back fence.
Really, try puting lude into urbandictionary. I wish I could say that I could remember my first lude, but it was 2 1/2 ludes so no memory til the next day. Bad stories were told to me the next week.
I know it's from the Zappa song, but it was in a movie between 79 and 84, one of the characters was a talking jukebox. The jukebox said the line. I also remember one of the female aliens chanting "I wanna do it again, I wanna do it again".
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i saw that on south park once
This actually made me say "wtf?" out loud.
It made me say "What the hell nuts?"
I yelled out "Shamma lamma ding dong!", made love to the crack between my couch, and it's cushion, and went to bed.
I just started singing "Hooked on a Feeling". The Blue Swede version not Hasslehoff.
I birthed
is he going in or out?!
Going in...your born head first
i think peener wasn't..
breech babies come feet or bottom first
Damn I gotta get me a couch with a nice crack.
Ugh... I wish she'd shave.
does it matter potatohead
Maybe they don't have DVD players there, and the ending of Dead Alive was passed on from generation to generation. And... well, somehow ended up with an additional hungry vagina.
Such a classic movie.
Scarily enough, I thought it was so funny, I bought the VHS tape. Fuck, I'm getting old...
I loved how that mother got to looking like a female Rancor towards the end.
I was contemplating the cosmos the other day, and came to the realization that when I was a kid, if you didnt see a movie at the theater, you didnt see it at all. No VHS or DVD, no cell phones....
ah, yes, roland, the 70's were fun...
Drive-ins. Last House on the Left, Ultraman, Boxcar Bertha, the list could go on forever. We used to sneak into all the R rated movies that way, only had to walk a couple hundred yards through a cornfield to get to the back fence.
Fuck Roland, how old are you?
Not nearly as old as some of the dust humpers on here, but I went to the premier of Star Wars...
*humps dust* ...ahem, oh, yea, Star Wars, fun times...
*goes back to humping dust*
I saw E.T. in the theater.
i SAW Him on a bike
The first movie I saw in a theater was Jaws
Roland, the first step is admitting it: you are old.
Damn I gotta get me some sexy dust.
Hey Roland, have you looked into any of the Dark Tower comic books?
Not yet, but it's on my list. I just finished a novel yesterday, and need some new reading material, so hopefully sooner than later.
First movie I saw in a theater was Flash Gordon lol.
i saw it at my friends birthday party... still one of my favorite shows :P
flash.. ahhhhh!
God damn, those Flash Gordon chicks had the sexiest outfits ever... Of course, they lied about the future. All our girls just have denim and AIDS.
Thats how white southern folks see niggers from Africa as.
no, if thats how it was here, we would all get raped.
Don't have kids VicSin. Just don't.
I already have two dumbass
You had to instigate her, didn't you Arch?... Now shes gone and reproduced
That poor doctor.
Wait, you're a mom taking lude pics on the net?
Yeah, cept none of them were NUDE
No, I meant lude. Turns out that isn't a word. Where the hell did I hear that? I'm telling you there's a word like that.
its "lewd" so yeah arch you were close.
There are many places to learn new words... mucho is one such place
Really, try puting lude into urbandictionary. I wish I could say that I could remember my first lude, but it was 2 1/2 ludes so no memory til the next day. Bad stories were told to me the next week.
I can relate to that one.
I've heard the term 'lude before, but only as a slang term for Quaalude's.
Give her a lude and she'll bend over nude.
Fuck, I can't remember the name of the bad sci-fi, sex b-movie this is from.
According to some guy on a blog... it's
"Give her a lude , she'll bend over nude "Frank Zappa , joe's garage"
I think it should be she'll "slump" over nude. Then again, that somehow doesn't sound quite as sexy...
Nude -> Lewd -> Lude -> Quaalude -> Quade -> Starts the reactor....
I see the connection now!
I know it's from the Zappa song, but it was in a movie between 79 and 84, one of the characters was a talking jukebox. The jukebox said the line. I also remember one of the female aliens chanting "I wanna do it again, I wanna do it again".
Shows what I know... I thought Joe's Garage WAS the movie... I was slacking on my googling skills... :(
nine months to get out....
life time trying to get back in....
that's some funny shit.
lol
Is that his hair or is her bush just that nappy?
Hello in there!!!! - meh, it was funny the first time around...
I wonder what the neighbors would say if I put that in my front yard as a lawn jockey?