What To Do In A Zombie Attack

Comments to What To Do In A Zombie Attack

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  Emper0rr 2009-08-28T05:50:57Z says:

  Ehhh... I bet the concept sounded hilarious when they thought of it, the execution is pretty lackluster though.
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  ThumbHead 2009-08-28T06:20:29Z says:

  Just replace zombies with swine flu and Z.E.M.A for F.E.M.A.(camps)

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    blingbling 2009-08-28T13:25:43Z says:

    how do i beat a swine flu with its own arm?
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    smammy08 2009-08-30T04:53:50Z says:

    well seeing as swine flu is just a bunch of dirty mexicans.....
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  Pudding 2009-08-28T06:28:49Z says:

  Is this from Fido?

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    troutpotato 2009-08-28T06:36:42Z says:

    No.
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  Nighty 2009-08-28T10:35:57Z says:

  This site is so feckin' slow.

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    fries-please 2009-08-28T10:56:38Z says:

    it might be our connection dude , i keep losing messages in Facebook chat
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  fries-please 2009-08-28T11:02:04Z says:

  Retarded daughter and no table cloth on the dining table ?... they deserve to be turned into zombies.

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    El_Wanko 2009-08-28T12:21:09Z says:

    I don't have a table cloth. You don't need one if you have a nice wood table.
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    HankChinaski 2009-08-28T16:59:52Z says:

    Who the fuck uses table cloths anymore? If I went to your house, Fries, I would choke you with your fucking table cloth.
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    dik 2009-08-28T17:09:15Z says:

    you need a tablecloth to use as a parachute when you need to escape quick
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    fries-please 2009-08-28T17:12:43Z says:

    If you dont have a table cloth how you going to protect the woodwork of your table. They also provide a frictionless covering for when you have sex on the dining table.
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    El_Wanko 2009-08-28T17:59:37Z says:

    I'd want some friction.
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    El_Wanko 2009-08-28T18:00:06Z says:

    You use furniture wax to protect the finish and don't spill shit on it.
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    1rish1 2009-08-28T18:09:02Z says:

    I have a nice antique lazy susan dinner table. Its pretty fucking pimp, but you can see where some little kid did his homework on it with nothing under the paper and basically engraved a math lesson into it.
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  sKoda 2009-08-28T11:27:36Z says:

  Fake. The sister is way to fat to be part of the 1960's american home.
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  El_Wanko 2009-08-28T12:24:07Z says:

  Would it be safe to fuck a zombie if you wore a condom and had the arms chained up? Some of them weren't bad.

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    fries-please 2009-08-28T14:44:10Z says:

    Are you thinking of fucking 'Mary zombie' from Shaun of the Dead ?
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  SoulcakeDuck 2009-08-28T14:39:44Z says:

  ty now I know what to do