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What the fuck was that? What do you even call that?
that was a penis
Oh fuck no, oh fuck...oh, he came? oh, fuck no.
damn I hate the world we live in
at least he shaved.
it's a good lookin dick
He should have used the knife.
I noticed the knife about a minute in, and became slightly concerned.
I was a little disappointed...
Thought he was clamping it down tight to remove that wart on his head!!!
that WAS his head.
back the fuck up he's got a knife
"my friend my friend he's got a knife"
sounds a a bit Phishy Possum
*passes out Lengthwise*
"Look out! It's Al Davis, and he's got a knife!"
eeeeeeee!
OMFG ... like, HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
fuck...
I have to go dump bleach in my eyes
Why would you want to do this to your weiner?
it probably owed him money
Why risk sex with a hooker?
one way to squeeze one out
I started out great with the crosshairs on his dick, and then the knife coming into frame. But then it went nowhere.
that belongs on a circus
no, Michael Jackson belonged in a circus. This guy belongs on mucho.
Michael Jackson belongs in a grave.
reply fail
You belong in a FUCK YOU.
Wifey MaterialCook b2b hand warmer b2b water feature
Nudity, model trains, and crab meatCraigslist delivers the goods once again
Honest Question:which one do you think smells worse?
Big nose SallySally sure has a BIG ASS NOSE!
birdsmugglingit took me 5 minutes to figure out what this guys doing
Bad Car CrashThis was an accident on the freeway near my house. Either the FedEx truck or ...
World of Warcraft Tattoo-vertising on a Porn StarThat about a waste of good tits.
want somehead
Lifestyles of the WTFJesus fuck...
Family of Egypt Beauty?He's gotta be related somehow.
Seasoned and delicious They plump when you cook 'em.
Who wants to pukeRegular masturbation could have prevented this.
Portrait of a Lonely TrannyI don't know what's going on here, but I like the music.
Soccer - not gay at alli wish this was a GIF...umm...i mean Skulk does. yeah
Naked SwordsmanI guess he forgot his armor.
Licensed survailance operative in actionI are watchn you read tha lettaz from da book in store without payin!
Comments to whatever gets you through the night
What the fuck was that? What do you even call that?
that was a penis
Oh fuck no, oh fuck...oh, he came?
oh, fuck no.
damn I hate the world we live in
at least he shaved.
it's a good lookin dick
He should have used the knife.
I noticed the knife about a minute in, and became slightly concerned.
I was a little disappointed...
Thought he was clamping it down tight to remove that wart on his head!!!
that WAS his head.
back the fuck up he's got a knife
"my friend my friend he's got a knife"
sounds a a bit Phishy Possum
*passes out Lengthwise*
"Look out! It's Al Davis, and he's got a knife!"
eeeeeeee!
OMFG ... like, HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
fuck...
I have to go dump bleach in my eyes
Why would you want to do this to your weiner?
it probably owed him money
Why risk sex with a hooker?
one way to squeeze one out
I started out great with the crosshairs on his dick, and then the knife coming into frame. But then it went nowhere.
that belongs on a circus
no, Michael Jackson belonged in a circus. This guy belongs on mucho.
Michael Jackson belongs in a grave.
reply fail
You belong in a FUCK YOU.