Do what I did. Go to a motel 6 and leave your door wide open and sit on the bed. You will soon see a random hoe walk across your door way looking in and thats your cue. Walk out naked and right in front of your door take a huge nasty dump. Make sure you force it out to let everyone know you mean business. Then as you stand up and walk back in your room stare at the girl with a psycho look and that should be enough to let her know your fucked in the head and she'll come over looking for blow.
I tell you, when all the immature morons here who say she's ugly or revolting are 40 years old too, they will be begging to have a woman as hot and sexy as this. Fucking little idiots.
I agree, like I said up at the top, I didn't think she was "too" ugly in the first place. I don't like how tan she is though, there's no transition between white and orange. My wife is half mexican, so her skin colors about even everywhere, ya know.
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I remember this too.
Ugly woman and bad video =[
I don't think she's TOO ugly... and like I said, the hairy twat gets me.
you know i would not be one to admit that..... i got one word for that shit.....CRABS!!!
Looked like a crawdad swallowing a fishing jig.
like a hair axe wound
she looks like a witch
A cum eating witch
How do I manage to find one of these cum eating witches? Do I have to repeat their name in the mirror with the lights off?
Do what I did. Go to a motel 6 and leave your door wide open and sit on the bed. You will soon see a random hoe walk across your door way looking in and thats your cue. Walk out naked and right in front of your door take a huge nasty dump. Make sure you force it out to let everyone know you mean business. Then as you stand up and walk back in your room stare at the girl with a psycho look and that should be enough to let her know your fucked in the head and she'll come over looking for blow.
Damn, thanks. I need to write this shit down.
^^Final episode of how I met your mother.
What else floats in water?
Poop
Is that a bleached asshole or just really tanned?
Tanned, you see how pale she is where her bikini would be.
mom and dad? she looks about 40.
Fucking losers
Whore
wow this is accatually kinda revolting lol
Wow i didnt know that ugly women had vaginas!
Where'd you think ugly little kids came from?
i think i just threw up a little...
make sure you eat the puke
+1 Team Puke
I tell you, when all the immature morons here who say she's ugly or revolting are 40 years old too, they will be begging to have a woman as hot and sexy as this. Fucking little idiots.
^Knows from experience, talking about himself.
I agree, like I said up at the top, I didn't think she was "too" ugly in the first place. I don't like how tan she is though, there's no transition between white and orange. My wife is half mexican, so her skin colors about even everywhere, ya know.
When you get in your forties, you'll be lucky to find a man to fuck, much less a horny woman, or a midget ;)
There are always "midgets" to fuck... or in other words... children to molest.
I am really hoping that what Thingfish said isn't true.
I am!
I'm still trying to figure out how he came out his thumb or was he actually that small ???
Nice, finally a day with straight porn, for the most part. Even though this chick isn't good looking.
you bend that shit over its all good in the hood
Wtf?
ergh what is this a horror movie , this is wack.