When You Gotta Go...

Comments to When You Gotta Go...

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  JamesTKirk 2008-07-26T04:16:33Z says:

  So, I'm 25 and working for General Motors. A co-worker and I get sent to the Saturn plant and have to take a TWA puddle jumper out of St. Louis. The guy I'm with has to take a shit, but the co-pilot says nobody can get up to use the facility. This guy takes everything out of his briefcase and takes a massive dump in it. He used the vomit bag as toilet paper. When we landed and got off the plane, he handed the co-pilot his brief case as a gift.

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    JamesTKirk 2008-07-26T04:18:31Z says:

    This was 1993, btw.
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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-07-26T04:57:07Z says:

    You just sat there while your co-worker took a "massive dump" in his briefcase, while you were sitting next to him in a flying tube with air that is constantly being recirculated?
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    DoubleTake 2008-07-26T05:11:02Z says:

    Too much information..
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    SwissFandango 2008-07-26T05:15:32Z says:

    i wasent even born yet
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    kallinkel 2008-07-26T06:10:12Z says:

    So You are younger than 14?
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    Mako 2008-07-26T09:13:15Z says:

    Thats a pretty cool story, Jim.
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    Magawd 2008-07-26T09:36:27Z says:

    I shit in a briefcase every time I fly.
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    Bull 2008-07-26T12:08:52Z says:

    They didn't even have interplanetary travel back then.
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  NikoxBellic 2008-07-26T05:26:20Z says:

  hes not part of the 83% of THOSE black guys
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  carlUber 2008-07-26T05:31:27Z says:

  goddamn niggers
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  borracho5000 2008-07-26T06:33:56Z says:

  shit at least hes house broke

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    dik 2008-07-26T09:45:40Z says:

    hehe
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  -Morph- 2008-07-26T06:37:11Z says:

  haha do what you gotta do i suppose.

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    Bootface 2008-07-26T12:32:51Z says:

    ok, then i guess next time at a stadium when i gotta piss ill just turn around and spray the bleachers
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    HankChinaski 2008-07-26T17:59:09Z says:

    Just piss in your mama's mouth. She likes it.
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    Bootface 2008-07-27T02:29:52Z says:

    damn your witty, how do you come up with this stuff?
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    HankChinaski 2008-07-27T04:51:47Z says:

    It is born of my hatred for you.
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    Bootface 2008-07-27T13:25:42Z says:

    oh come on hank, you dont hate me. you hate everybody because you think nobody understands you, that your unique or special with all your stupid commentary. ill lighten the load for you, your not..your the average idiot with a disdain for everyone.
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    HankChinaski 2008-07-27T13:39:59Z says:

    No, I don't hate everybody. I don't even hate you, really. I just really dislike you, because you are racist and that is something that I feel strongly about. Also, I'm not alone in that.
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  Romeo2000 2008-07-26T08:36:10Z says:

  he's just marking his territory... i guess...
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  Bootface 2008-07-26T12:35:03Z says:

  since slavery is over cant we ship them back? lets find the family of who sold em to us and give em fuckin back.

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    wood 2008-07-26T13:09:45Z says:

    yeah..your mom must have said that last sentence of yours to your dad alot
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    Bootface 2008-07-26T13:19:41Z says:

    i dunno, im 100% irish...so..no
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    MrFugsmucker 2008-07-26T16:34:17Z says:

    She would have done, if she could have remembered who it was.
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    HankChinaski 2008-07-26T18:00:44Z says:

    Send that motherfucker back.
    
    (Btw, dumbass, noone is 100% anything.)
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    roozer 2008-07-26T21:49:42Z says:

    i don't know hank, inbreeding would explain a lot about bootfucker.
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    cheekycov 2008-07-27T11:01:13Z says:

    So it's a one way ticket back to Dublin then....
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    loslobos 2008-07-27T12:10:53Z says:

    Wow he really is a nugget