ok...elchris...you may have seen a snake...and it may have tried to bite you....but half the size of this big fucker would still be huge...even for Venezuela...and the biggest poisonous snake is the black mamba of africa...it can get to about 8 foot....so are you sure on the size??
smerf....you said the magic word Zoo....where animals are feed all the time...unlike the wild that tends to make them work a bit more. Animals always grow more in zoos
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wow that was gay
witch means it got you hot right?
Which witch said something that implies the he got hot?
:::SIGH::: Correcting grammar and then making a typo is like stamping a "MORON" sticker on your own forehead. Sorry.
...tell me about it.
fart
i if would have seen the outline of a people in that snake it would have been better or what happened after the camera cut...
the snake had a outline of a body and a camera
woah, camera attack!
We're gonna need another camera man.
Can someone inform the camera man that instead of getting that close he could always use the ZOOM IN button
Im faster
I just pissed a lego.
close enough
i just shit my dick
But it wasn't a dick-nipple, so we're not impressed.
I just ate 6 Krystals with cheese so my shit will be nowhere near brick consistency for at least a day.
I just ate a box of fruit roll ups, im pretty sure i wont be shitting for a few days.
Fuck. I didn't see that comin'.
Neither did he...
Im sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking internet!
Too soon.
Shame on you.
did not see that coming!...not me, the camera guy, i seen it coming a mile away! wonder if he was alone? couse if he was....He is FUCKED!
i had a snake snap after me like that yesterday walking down the mountain
Yeah but that big?
about half the size and a lot thinner, but its the venom that counts
ok...elchris...you may have seen a snake...and it may have tried to bite you....but half the size of this big fucker would still be huge...even for Venezuela...and the biggest poisonous snake is the black mamba of africa...it can get to about 8 foot....so are you sure on the size??
What he actually saw was my penis.
Oh dear..
i guess the question then would be why were you trying to hit elchris with your penis?
My penis likes to relax in the sun but it will attack if provoked or surprised.
So the 12 foot cobra I saw in a zoo was a figment of my imagination?
smerf....you said the magic word Zoo....where animals are feed all the time...unlike the wild that tends to make them work a bit more. Animals always grow more in zoos
*fed....
Ummmm... What Wanko said.... elchris got to close to the sleeping beast....
bahahahaha(vid and last comment)