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White Church Vs. Obama

This is 30 mins away from where i grew up. it's so WT.

White Church Vs. Obama

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Comments to White Church Vs. Obama

  • msuwo
    msuwo 2008-11-22T05:17:33Z says:

    "he is not a christian. they would tell me he's not a muslim because he is a christian. that's not the point, the point is he's not a christian."

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-11-22T06:01:03Z says:

      word.

    • Nupis
      Nupis 2008-11-22T15:46:47Z says:

      I liked the guy with the hotel in NC, obama was there that weekend. So he put up a sign that read: Obama not American, Not Welcome. All the monkeys were protesting in his yard. Ill give him a chance but not without some skepticism

    • Johnson994
      Johnson994 2008-11-24T14:32:00Z says:

      He is a Muslim. Most Americans are too stupid to realize that and have forgotten 9/11.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T14:41:13Z says:

      He is not a muslim. You are too stupid to realize that.

  • ChxMex
    ChxMex 2008-11-22T05:21:35Z says:

    God hasn't smote them yet for doing this in His name, so they must be right.

  • ChxMex
    ChxMex 2008-11-22T05:25:46Z says:

    0:58 - Awesome underbite and missing teeth. I bet that's a mullet he hiding under that hat. His confusion as he tries to understand who he needs to direct his prejudice is awesome. Here's to you, toothless redneck!

    • Sociopath
      Sociopath 2008-11-22T07:26:21Z says:

      Looks more like a crackhead to me. Who better to comment on something like this?

    • jazzpotato
      jazzpotato 2008-11-23T06:04:03Z says:

      It's called "Meth Mouth"

  • postalvag
    postalvag 2008-11-22T05:38:22Z says:

    The internet


    you dont understand it right

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-11-22T05:45:32Z says:

      that joke
      you're doing it wrong

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-11-22T05:52:40Z says:

      The good part of his comment was lost in the tubes.

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-11-22T06:01:59Z says:

      i blame the jews.

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-11-22T06:14:39Z says:

      That ain't kosher!

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-11-22T20:49:04Z says:

      i was doing the doing it wrong thing

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-11-22T05:48:44Z says:

    Mikebeez real name is alan smith?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-11-22T05:55:02Z says:

      A: What makes you think thast?
      B; Do you never learn?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-11-22T05:57:51Z says:

      1. it was a joke
      2. it was a bad joke
      c. sometimes

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-11-22T06:03:52Z says:

      d. jews!

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-11-22T06:16:51Z says:

      IX: Lizard People!

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-02-27T07:59:10Z says:

      j: Enjoy
      k: ???
      l: profit!

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-11-22T05:50:01Z says:

    HAHAHA intolerance is so christian like. Especially hating Jews since you know Jesus was christian an all...

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-11-22T06:04:20Z says:

      yes. it's all the jew's fault!

  • Jamespoppy
    Jamespoppy 2008-11-22T05:52:08Z says:

    anyone know the area code for that place :D

    • Ranger5
      Ranger5 2008-11-22T06:36:18Z says:

      316-303-0095.www.spiritonecc.org

      1515 E Harry St
      Wichita, KS 67211
      (316) 303-0095

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-11-22T09:36:09Z says:

      +1 team bluff calling

  • TiredGuy
    TiredGuy 2008-11-22T05:57:02Z says:

    if you think there haven't been many non-christian presidents and members of congress you're a fuckwit. they all claim to be (except for what--one?), but it's statistically impossible that many of them have not been.

    • ChongVersion2
      ChongVersion2 2008-11-22T13:23:35Z says:

      If you are American you are a fuckwit.

    • TheDissidentOne
      TheDissidentOne 2008-11-22T23:09:02Z says:

      Your country is so full of idiots
      How can anyone take pride in being an american? Dont you all just feel ashamed of your nation?

    • jazzpotato
      jazzpotato 2008-11-23T06:08:55Z says:

      I'm not American. I live in Los Angeles. We have an entirely different kind of idiots.

  • JamesTKirk
    JamesTKirk 2008-11-22T06:08:18Z says:

    Spirit One? Is that like a god drive thru? "Yes, I'd like 2 Super Body-of-Christ Combos, hold the depression, please?"

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-22T07:25:27Z says:

      "Certainly, sir. Would you like Communion fries with that?"

    • SonOfDiablo
      SonOfDiablo 2008-11-22T18:53:01Z says:

      and will that be regular or diet blood of Christ?

    • jazzpotato
      jazzpotato 2008-11-23T06:10:29Z says:

      I'll have the kosher wafer.

  • possum
    possum 2008-11-22T06:21:58Z says:

    heya mike...possum here...got your sharpie handy?...write "i have the lamest 'beard' ever" on your next 5-dollar whore's belly...*waits for the aluminum-can recycling place to open*....
    sorry mike
    i luv yu man

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-11-22T06:26:23Z says:

      mikebeez makes me want to poop.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-11-22T09:30:25Z says:

      lol on that. what is your pic? i cant make it out. lkke i used a blue highlighter DOOD!

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-22T18:28:11Z says:

      actually you're okay, mike...it's just that your avy looks a lot like this asshole i work with...makes me wanna poop just looking at it :)

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-11-22T18:33:31Z says:

      He's wearing a Spiderman costume in his avater.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-11-22T22:33:47Z says:

      See what I mean, Possum?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-11-23T03:29:14Z says:

      possum's avatar http://www.moltencore.com/eb_fearofmusic.jpg

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-23T03:44:55Z says:

      yes, drums...a free thermograph for ye, at participating Office Max outlets

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-23T03:53:35Z says:

      ^^ps - have fun at the game tomorrow...ya bastard

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-11-23T05:31:45Z says:

      its a damned scarf, and urkel, danzig rules.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-11-23T06:49:30Z says:

      Yes he does.

  • Ranger5
    Ranger5 2008-11-22T06:37:41Z says:

    fuck jesus, fuck allah, fuck heaven, fuck the 72 virgins. when your dead your dead

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2008-11-22T08:00:45Z says:

      Wow, who the fuck enlisted Private Obvious?

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2008-11-22T09:37:03Z says:

      My bad

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-11-22T14:27:49Z says:

      Provide proof please

    • Ranger5
      Ranger5 2008-11-23T08:19:04Z says:

      see tomorrows suicide video

    • Ranger5
      Ranger5 2008-11-23T08:27:59Z says:

      hey crotchzilla, i can prove to you this is true!!!

  • oograh
    oograh 2008-11-22T07:04:10Z says:

    Glad to know Kansas hasn't gotten any smarter since I left. Dumb asses.
    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go fuck my cousin.

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2008-11-22T08:01:25Z says:

      Hope HE likes it.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-11-22T09:32:13Z says:

      you used to live in kansas? where at?

    • oograh
      oograh 2008-11-22T09:39:50Z says:

      Emporia.
      @Patate only slightly more than you do.

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-11-22T09:56:51Z says:

      last time i was in emporia i saw a mexican get stabbed at the skatepark lol yes! its like bean town down there. im in lawrence.

    • handjobs4jesus
      handjobs4jesus 2008-11-22T09:59:51Z says:

      I' am from Hutchinson kansas where man are men and sheep are scared.
      Not shit has changed, Obama wins its 2008 so who fucking really cares. Date rape is way more fun than racism.

    • oograh
      oograh 2008-11-22T10:15:55Z says:

      The hispanic population has shrunk a bit since IBP has all but shut down. Lawerence is a freaking sweet town! Almost makes Kansas wothwhile. I used to go there all the time and drool at the goth chicks. I heard it has kinda turned into a druggie town lately though... Only been to Hutch a couple of times for the State Fair.

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-11-22T13:56:12Z says:

      Do you drive beaners to work with your bus?

    • mikebeez
      mikebeez 2008-11-22T16:23:08Z says:

      dude i grew up in hutch its hella whitetrash. yea man i couldnt stand anywhere in kansas so i had to come to lawrence and yes there are so many hot chicks here compared to the average 15 per other kansas town. in hutch i lived a half a block away from the fair i love that shit so many fat people eating nasty foods. where ya live now?

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-11-22T17:52:51Z says:

      "dude i grew up in hutch its hella whitetrash" Glad to see you managed to work your way to the top regardless

    • Ranger5
      Ranger5 2008-11-23T08:21:30Z says:

      you two get a room.. go to manhattan to kansas state at least

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-23T09:42:09Z says:

      William S. Burroughs is from Lawrence, Kansas if I'm not mistaken.

  • dik
    dik 2008-11-22T09:50:19Z says:

    hank is a muslim

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-11-22T11:23:11Z says:

      and black to boot

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-22T11:33:25Z says:

      racist^

    • Bootface
      Bootface 2008-11-22T12:02:24Z says:

      niggers

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-22T12:41:08Z says:

      who's a nigger? are you saying I'm a nigger..is jamie one? who?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-22T14:20:51Z says:

      Calling people Arab or Muslim is a smear.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-22T14:21:28Z says:

      ^Hmm, that almost sounds racist. But the Obama campaign said it, and Obama is black, so I guess it's not.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-22T14:21:50Z says:

      Niggers are hanks.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-11-22T14:31:07Z says:

      I only voted for him three times, if I had known he was muslim, I would have sent in the other two absentee ballots too.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-23T09:43:15Z says:

      I told you fuckers, I'm Inuit.

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-23T09:48:44Z says:

      i hate eskimos

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-11-22T14:26:56Z says:

    I like how the IRS tried to fuck him up, 'cause they're clearly the authority on what's right and wrong and what "free speech" is allowed.

  • Brembo66
    Brembo66 2008-11-22T16:29:03Z says:

    Classic

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-11-22T17:15:38Z says:

    bahahahah christians admitting their religion is intollerant, and they like it!

    • earthdiedscreaming
      earthdiedscreaming 2008-11-22T17:54:38Z says:

      All religions are intolerant, I don't see what the big surprise is. It's not even a value judgement, but you're either muslim/christian/nigger/jew/whatever or you're not.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-11-22T19:25:12Z says:

      are you retarded? i said they were admitting it

      everyone already knows all religion is intolerant bullshit, thanks captain obvious

    • Brembo66
      Brembo66 2008-11-22T23:17:04Z says:

      Everyone knows you're a fucking moron. Please die.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-23T03:04:37Z says:

      We don't tolerate intolerance around these parts.

  • Padpryn
    Padpryn 2008-11-22T17:40:58Z says:

    White people are so scared it makes me LoL.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2008-11-22T21:50:34Z says:

    The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers,

    wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints.

    We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.

    We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

    We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

    We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
    We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.

    We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

    We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.

    We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space We've done larger things, but not better things.

    We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.

    We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

    These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.

    It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

    Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

    Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

    Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

    Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it.

    A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

    Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

    Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

    If I don't have the time to see you all before the holidays start, I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving.

    • JohnMadden
      JohnMadden 2008-11-22T23:50:48Z says:

      Here's a guy who types a lot but no one reads it. I think right now, it's time to just run the ball and shave some time off the clock, before uh, before uh, before they drop the comfort zone on this one.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-23T03:06:08Z says:

      I might read it, but it has the tone of something some pussy relative of mine will forward to me because they think Letterman or Clinton or Bill Gates wrote it.

    • mansLAUGHTER
      mansLAUGHTER 2008-11-23T03:11:26Z says:

      'We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. '
      Wow man, just wow! Have you ever had fun in your life? Did you go to college? I mean religion blah blah whatever but christ wouldn't come to your house and try to fuck you in the skull based on his beliefs! To everything there is a reason and a time to every purpose under heaven so quit your bitching and grab a brew! We're all going to hell anyway!

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-11-23T03:21:07Z says:

      Damn Tool I wish I could read all that shit , but anyway happy newyear/life .

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-23T03:21:30Z says:

      tool cant help but be "too serious" these days...he just got his whole fucking life re-arranged...cut the guy some slack, and only make fun of his derringer-shotgun...still funny

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-23T03:23:31Z says:

      "Too Much" is also a very cool song by the highly under-rated Dave Matthews Band...am i kidding? i'll leave it up to urks...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-11-23T03:24:30Z says:

      Worse than that, I just gave a warm hug to the one next to me, and he hit me...

    • possum
      possum 2008-11-23T03:28:28Z says:

      just saw a news bit about some crazy asian dude snuggling up to a panda...he was absolutely flabbergasted when the damn thing bit him

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-11-23T03:52:02Z says:

      lmao @ Fugs

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-11-23T06:51:53Z says:

      Sorry possum. Dave Matthews Band = shit.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-11-23T07:26:10Z says:

      Fuck, where ya been, John Madden? Gettin the turducken ready?

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-23T09:24:07Z says:

      john madden ..uh best mucho commenter ..uh.. ever

    • dik
      dik 2008-11-23T09:24:46Z says:

      also i like the dave mathews band

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-23T09:46:12Z says:

      Hooray for cut and paste.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-11-23T16:15:23Z says:

      gay

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2008-11-23T18:39:31Z says:

      By George Carlin. Mine was the last paragraph. _Morph didn't catch the last one and mansLAUGHTER didn't catch this one but Hank did.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-11-24T05:05:40Z says:

      I catch everything.

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2008-11-23T07:30:20Z says:

    tool that was beautiful but im going to call copy- paste on that

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2008-11-23T07:38:45Z says:

      I know I'm a little late on this... but hit REPLY next time, fag.

    • j0sh8790
      j0sh8790 2008-11-23T07:44:16Z says:

      i couldnt, they all broke it. and stop trying to be cool for all the other M.S.ers

  • j0sh8790
    j0sh8790 2008-11-23T07:32:19Z says:

    wait how the fuck is church even close to state still?

  • DaRebelMa
    DaRebelMa 2008-11-23T22:43:21Z says:

    wow...so all the true racists come out....im from kansas too but from overland park but if me and my people saw that church we would protest too. Obama is not muslim and thats just a complete lie. Defamation is not cool and u racist losers who are saying such awful things are truly sad...explains a lot though...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-24T01:59:18Z says:

      Hahha, so calling a dude a muslim is defamation? And it's racist? Yeah thanks Mr. PC knoblicker.

      I wonder how it would go if someone had said McCain was a negro and the McCain campaign denied it and said that was a smear and to stop the defamation...

      But it's ok for the Obama campaign and his supporters to act intolerant and ignorant...

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2008-11-24T02:19:25Z says:

    This is an issue in the US of A.

    Proof that you're the dumbest fucking country on the face of the planet! Absolutely pathetic!

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-11-24T18:08:42Z says:

      Yeah, we should spend out time figuring out how to ban swords and kitchen knives and sharp pens.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2008-11-24T19:31:23Z says:

      I hope not. You people need more weapons, speed up evolution a little.

mikebeez
posted November 22, 2008