I used to sell blow up dolls at the porno shop. The guys that would actually break down and buy a doll just didn't give a damn. It was always a challenge not to bust a gut laughing, or at least snicker a little...but those dolls were expensive items and I got a cut of some of that action. One guy in particular stands out...he bought his doll, took "her" to the sleazy-mart next door and inflated her at the air pump. He put her on the back of his bike (bicycle) and rode down the street with his lady, naked as the day she was manufactured.
probably the best thing about the job was that i ended up getting together with the one girl that worked our shift. she was, by default, the hotest girl at the porn shop, the stuff of fantasies of alot of men (being the actual girl that sold them the porn causes that). not all the pervs knew that i was having my way with her on a daily basis, but it wasn't hard to find out. and, it was 4:20 at that job more than once a night...some days it seemed like the clock was stuck at twenty after four...good times...and, one of the other guys who worked with us was outrageously in love with her (which i was oblivious to) and i would tell him stories along the lines of how she would get all mad because i would play video games instead of spend time with her, but i would give her the option to suck my dick while i was playing and if she did a good enough job i'd stop playing (alas, i never stopped). plus, i could have banged that guy's baby mama anytime i wanted.
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Dirtyrottensteve?
yup
steve likes the male dolls
what a bitch
Don't invest in a blow up doll, get married, and in two years time, your wife will be just as stiff and cold.
but shell be ALOT heavier and not as pretty
But you won't have to put up with constant nagging.
daR
The blow-up doll won't max-out 5 credit cards.
Kojach, you wait another 2 weeks and she's alot lighter, slippery for your convenience and poseable.
Even the cheapest wedding ceremony would cost more than a blow-up doll. think i'll go with the doll.
but can the doll cook a steak? can the doll be told to shut up with a brick?
A real man cooks his own steaks. And, yes, the doll could be told to shut up with a brick... or a knife ... or a broken bottle.
sorry guys... i'd take a woman's warm spit on my cock anyday... you can keep the cold plastic
puncture repair kit at the ready
Reason you need hookers: More likely to keep it up. Less likely to keep it (rots off).
The quality control on the Real Doll has really gone downhill.
Think I'd rather have a teddybabe.
How does one get aroused by a blow up doll?
One gets aroused by the porn videos that are playing, not the blow up doll itself.
I see; experience talking perchance?
Nice butt in the vid, there, Apathy...Do you work out?
*blushes*
No if you go by his stomach. I believe it's from thrusting alot.
ask dirtyrottensteve.
I used to sell blow up dolls at the porno shop. The guys that would actually break down and buy a doll just didn't give a damn. It was always a challenge not to bust a gut laughing, or at least snicker a little...but those dolls were expensive items and I got a cut of some of that action. One guy in particular stands out...he bought his doll, took "her" to the sleazy-mart next door and inflated her at the air pump. He put her on the back of his bike (bicycle) and rode down the street with his lady, naked as the day she was manufactured.
haha...naked as the day she was manufactured...haha
lol
Must have been love at first sight.
probably the best thing about the job was that i ended up getting together with the one girl that worked our shift. she was, by default, the hotest girl at the porn shop, the stuff of fantasies of alot of men (being the actual girl that sold them the porn causes that). not all the pervs knew that i was having my way with her on a daily basis, but it wasn't hard to find out. and, it was 4:20 at that job more than once a night...some days it seemed like the clock was stuck at twenty after four...good times...and, one of the other guys who worked with us was outrageously in love with her (which i was oblivious to) and i would tell him stories along the lines of how she would get all mad because i would play video games instead of spend time with her, but i would give her the option to suck my dick while i was playing and if she did a good enough job i'd stop playing (alas, i never stopped). plus, i could have banged that guy's baby mama anytime i wanted.
you made me laught !
Remenisce much?
should write a book!
i find one of thoose dolls at the recycle station , unfortenly it had some holes , that not even those bicycle wheel fixers couldnt fix.
But, you don't need a doll because you have sex with roadkill, right? Meat as meat, right fuckstick?
*Antshit puts on a little cologne before cruising the highway at dawn to look for a new girlfriend*
a real hunter take the easiest kills
that guys penis is sad.
cheer it up chuckles
yak, i take it this is your home video?
Reminds me of that movie "Lars and the real girl" except this aint no real doll.
what have i been missing?
who the fuck video tapes themselves with a blowup doll?
so the guy has this hot doll and just stands there like a statue and makes her do all the work?